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Welcome to Unsubscribed, where we give you the raw takes that no one else will. We discuss everything from dating in your 30's, navigating careers as independent women and missing out on orgasms from men who can't find it. But don't worry, we are fine!

Publisher

Unsubscribed Podcast

Category

society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

9 Feb 2026

Latest episode

8 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

11 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   8 Oct 2026

   The Rom-Com That Died in Two Minutes, Dating a Therapist & Can Men and Women Be

   Season 2 of The Unsubscribe Podcast is here! Charlotte and Myriah are back after the summer break (and five heatwaves) with an episode full of dating disasters and red flags. First, a bookstore meet-cute that looked straight out of a Jude Law rom-com until one text ruined it. That leads to a bigger question: would you date a therapist, or would you be scared they know exactly how to gaslight you? Then a dating app match who wouldn't give his real name, a viral story about a man who cuts off his best friend of 10 years after his wedding, and the big debate: can men and women actually be just friends? Plus: the fake meteor shower prank that left one of us sitting outside for an hour and a half, self-defence, pepper spray laws in the UK, and what we're unsubscribing from this week. Got a story or a question? DM us. Anonymous is totally fine. Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only and is not professional, medical or legal advice. All trademarks and names belong to their respective owners. © 2026 The Unsubscribe Podcast.

2. 

   12 Jun 2026

   Hinge Banned Him Before the Date?! Modern Dating Is Getting Weird

   Welcome back to Unsubscribed Podcast for Episode 10 — the Season 1 finale! In this episode, Charlotte and Mariah reflect on ten episodes of the podcast, life after long-term relationships, dating apps, modern dating, and why dating feels harder than ever right now. They talk about why dating apps feel boring, why people do not approach in person anymore, cancelling dates to spend time with friends, Hinge red flags, internet hate, secret exes, and what is coming next for Season 2. From dating app exhaustion to being happier alone, this episode wraps up Season 1 with honest, funny, and relatable conversations about modern relationships, confidence, and moving on. If you enjoyed this episode, make sure to like, comment, subscribe, and let us know what you want to hear in Season 2! Chapters / Timestamps 00:00 Dating Apps Are Dead — Hook 00:54 Welcome to Episode 10 01:01 Season Finale & How They Made It 01:21 Why They Can’t Relax on a Day Off 01:51 The Problem With Never Logging Off 02:04 Life Before Phones Took Over 02:35 Gen Z, iPads & Screen Time 03:20 Instagram Likes & Self-Worth 04:33 Weekly Updates: Hot Man & New Iron 05:28 Looking Back at Episode 1 06:20 Returning to Dating Apps 06:38 Why Dating Apps Feel Dull 07:49 Dating After a Long-Term Relationship 08:47 Cancelling Dates for Friends Instead 09:33 No Dates, No Spark, No Interest 10:24 Why Men Don’t Approach Anymore 11:22 Has the Art of Dating Disappeared? 12:34 The Hinge Date That Got Removed 14:09 Lessons From Season 1 15:20 Posting Online & Ignoring Hate 16:14 Summer House Reunion & Brutal Reality TV 20:22 Most Asked DMs From Listeners 21:45 Stories They Haven’t Told Yet 22:59 Exes, Agreements & Moving On 24:31 Finding Out About Secret Girlfriends 26:28 Respect After Breakups 27:54 What’s Coming in Season 2 28:32 More Stories, Guests & Future Plans 29:09 Final Words & Season 2 Tease 29:56 Outro Unsubscribed Podcast, Unsubscribed Podcast episode 10, Charlotte podcast, Mariah podcast, dating apps, modern dating, dating in 2026, dating advice, dating after breakup, long term relationship breakup, Hinge dating app, Hinge story, dating app red flags, why is dating so hard, why dating apps are bad, nobody approaches anymore, women dating, single life, happier alone, season finale, relationship podcast, funny dating stories, UK podcast, female podcast, modern relationships

3. 

   27 May 2026

   The Exact Places I Refuse To Meet Men

   Welcome back to the Unsubscribed Podcast Episode 9 🎙️ In this episode, Charlotte and Mariah dive deep into modern dating, relationships, airports, queues, dating apps, skiing, Coachella, insecurities, and the places they believe they’ll NEVER meet the love of their life 😭 From hilarious airport stories to brutally honest conversations about dating culture, this episode is full of chaos, humor, self-awareness, and relatable moments. Topics covered: Modern dating struggles Airports & relationship chaos Dating apps in 2026 Why queues are stressful 😭 Coachella & influencer culture Relationships & insecurity Toxic friendships Self growth & confidence Funny British humor moments Places you’ll NEVER meet your soulmate If you enjoyed the episode make sure to LIKE, COMMENT & SUBSCRIBE ❤️ #UnsubscribedPodcast #DatingPodcast #ModernDating #Relationships #Podcast CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 00:40 Busy Week Updates 02:30 Podcast Feedback & Dating Talk 03:48 Places I’ll NEVER Meet The Love Of My Life 04:10 Airports 😭 06:28 Ski Resorts 08:08 Queues & British Culture 11:20 Dating Apps & Raya 13:16 Syria 😭 15:25 Places I COULD Meet The Love Of My Life 15:55 The Library 16:45 Donkey Sanctuary 😭 18:50 Meeting Someone At Work 19:40 The Bank Theory 22:55 Places I Have NO Business Going 23:20 Hardware Stores 24:45 Space & Rockets 😭 26:10 Summer House Drama 28:00 Coachella & Influencer Culture 31:25 Syria Again 😭 32:55 Unsubscribing From Insecurity 34:00 The Courage To Be Disliked 35:10 Fountains, Puddles & Drains 36:05 Outro unsubscribed podcast, unsubscribed podcast episode 9, dating podcast, modern dating, relationship podcast, women podcast, funny podcast, dating advice, relationships 2026, raya dating app, airport dating stories, modern relationships, british podcast, girl talk podcast, toxic relationships, funny dating stories, coachella influencer culture, self growth podcast, podcast clips, viral podcast, modern love, dating culture, relationship advice, spotify podcast, youtube pod COPYRIGHT DISCLAIMER Copyright Disclaimer under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. This podcast episode may contain discussions, opinions, references, or commentary intended for entertainment and educational purposes only. All opinions expressed by the hosts are their own. If you own any content featured in this video and would like it removed, please contact us directly before submitting a copyright claim.

4. 

   13 May 2026

   Did we get played???

   In this episode of Unsubscribed, Charlotte and Myriah finally tell the full story of "Tour Guide" — Myriah's very first Hinge date in London who swept her off her feet, saw her 3-4 times a week, played it safe on intimacy, and then quietly disappeared while dating multiple women the whole time. Was it love bombing? Was it delusion? Was it both? They break it all down — plus what happened when Charlotte's long-time friend turned out to be not who she thought he was either. 🗣️ In this episode: — What love bombing actually looks like (vs genuine interest) — The "let's see where this goes" red flag explained — Why seeing someone 3-4x a week in week one is a trap — Intuition vs delusion — how to tell the difference — Rugby makes a return 👀 — Advice for men AND women navigating early dating 🔔 Subscribe so you never miss an episode of Unsubscribed! 📩 DM us on Instagram: @unsubscribedpodcast #UnsubscribedPodcast #DatingAdvice #LoveBombing #RedFlags #ModernDating #WomenInLondon #PodcastForWomen #DatingInYourThirties #TrueStory #RelationshipAdvice

5. 

   25 Apr 2026

   The Delusions We Live By: Quitting Jobs, Healing Eras, 5AM Myths & Group Trip Red Flags

   Charlotte Victoria and Myriah Gould are back for Episode 7 of the Unsubscribed Podcast — and this one goes DEEP.Following up on the fan-favorite "Valid vs. Delusional" game from Episode 6, the girls take things further and unpack the lies we tell ourselves that actually hold us back and the delusions that genuinely propel us forward.In this episode they cover: quitting your job and hoping for the best, the "I deserve this" splurge habit, why no one taught us to budget in school, whether therapy ever truly "fixes" you, what a healing era actually looks like vs. what people pretend it is, and whether your group chat can replace a licensed therapist (spoiler: it can't).They also get into the art of the solo dinner date, the unavoidable chaos of girls' group trips and bachelorette parties abroad, a genuinely hilarious tangent about the difference between roosters, hens and stags, Charlotte's Below Deck Mediterranean deep dive, and why Americans abroad are... a lot.Plus Charlotte and Myriah share what they (and their friends) are officially UNSUBSCRIBING from this week: men in crossbody bags, jeans with flip flops, slow, indecisive bar orderers, Gen Z slang like "high key," "it ate," and "no cap," and the Coachella loan culture that needs to stop immediately.Subscribe on YouTube and Spotify — and let us know in the comments what YOU are unsubscribing from this week.🎙️ Hosts: Charlotte Victoria & Mariah Gould📺 YouTube | 🎧 Spotify | 🍎 Apple Podcasts (coming soon)Chapters Time stamps :00:00 – Animated intro00:16 – Welcome — Charlotte & Myriah, China dwarf amusement park opener01:21 – Going deeper on delusion — following up Ep. 601:58 – "I'll quit my job & everything will align" — valid or delusional?05:36 – "I deserve this, I had a hard week" — splurge culture unpacked07:06 – "Budgeting ruins my life" — why were we never taught this in school?08:21 – "Therapy fixed me, I'm done" — the biggest delusion of all?09:41 – "I'm entering my healing era" — what does that actually mean?11:27 – "I don't need therapy, I have my friends" — valid or delusional?12:36 – The solo dinner date: taking yourself out16:43 – "Girls' group trips are always fun & drama-free" — delusional 😂17:35 – Bachelorette parties abroad & hen party origins (sort of explained)19:50 – Wait… is a rooster just a male chicken?! 😂21:13 – Below Deck Mediterranean & Americans being loud abroad25:31 – Delusion we will NOT buy into: the 5AM productivity myth26:31 – Delusion we WILL buy into: if you feel good, you do good27:35 – Is "luck" even real? Preparation, karma & the lottery28:36 – What our friends are unsubscribing from29:12 – Unsubscribing from: men in crossbody bags30:25 – Unsubscribing from: jeans & flip flops on men33:44 – Unsubscribing from: slow bar orderers & Gen Z slang36:49 – Coachella culture & taking out loans for a music festival37:33 – Outro — see you in 10 days! 👋Copyright© 2025 Unsubscribed Podcast — Charlotte Victoria & Myriah Gould. All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or use of this content without express written permission is strictly prohibited. Audio, video, and all associated materials remain the exclusive intellectual property of the Unsubscribed Podcast. For licensing or collaboration inquiries, please reach out through official channels.

6. 

   8 Apr 2026

   If He Wanted To, He Would — The Ultimate Delusional vs. Valid Dating Reality Check

   Are you delusional — or just a woman who's been lied to enough times to know better? 👀 In Episode 6 of the Unsubscribed Podcast, Charlotte and Mariah are back and they are not holding back. This week they play their most honest game yet: DELUSIONAL OR VALID? — where they break down the classic things men say (or do) and decide whether believing them makes you smart… or completely delusional. From the guy who ghosts you for THREE weeks and blames it on being "overwhelmed," to the man who says "I'm just a bad texter" six dates in — Charlotte and Myriah call it all out with zero filter and maximum chaos energy. But it's not all laughs. They also get real about the deeper stuff: why women's intuition is actually a survival skill, the real difference between seeking closure and seeking validation after a breakup, and the subtle red flags that most people miss until it's too late. Plus — the morning-after stories that had us absolutely deceased. You know the ones. 🎙️ This episode covers: – The "Delusional or Valid?" dating game (real scenarios, real verdicts) – Why "I'm not ready for a relationship" means exactly what it says – LinkedIn stalking: valid research or red flag? – Closure texts vs. validation texts — know the difference – Subtle red flags (hint: if ALL his exes were "crazy," that's a you problem, sir) – The morning after: best and worst experiences shared – Younger men: a discussion If this hit home, share it with a friend who needs to hear it. Comment your most delusional moment — we're reading every single one. 🍵 ⬇️ Follow The Unsubscribed Podcast: Instagram: @unsubscribedpodcast Subscribe & leave us a review — it genuinely means the world to us! 🤍 #UnsubscribedPodcast #DelusionalOrValid #DatingAdvice #WomenAndDating #PodcastForWomen #RedFlags #ModernDating #RelationshipAdvice #ClosureVsValidation #CharlotteAndMyriah

7. 

   23 Mar 2026

   "Wait… Did That Actually Happen?" — We Need To Talk About Gaslighting

   🎙️ UNSUBSCRIBED PODCAST — Episode 5We're back! And this week we did NOT hold back. 👀Charlotte & Myriah sit down for one of their most honest, chaotic, and genuinely important episodes yet. From childhood bullying and people-pleasing to full-blown adult gaslighting — this one hits different.We celebrate hitting 1,000 streams (thank you!), address the 34 hate comments from a very specific corner of the internet (you know who you are 🙃), and yes — there is a one night stand story involved. This week we talk about:💬 Why not everyone is going to like you — and why that's actually fine💬 People pleasing: where it starts, why it's unsustainable, and how to stop💬 The British apology problem (yes, we apologise for sneezing)💬 Childhood bullying — Charlotte shares her primary school story💬 The popular group, head girl betrayal & valedictorian culture💬 Choosing PEACE over awkwardness — always💬 Narcissists, gaslighting, and what it really does to your mind💬 When gaslighting makes YOU second-guess your own memory💬 Community DMs: what YOU are unsubscribing from this month💬 Lucy's take on bad sex, mandatory orgasms & the one night stand story 👀💬 Why we are DONE going to the third location on a night out💬 34 hate comments, a Discord server, a racial slur — and our responseIf you've ever asked yourself "wait… did I actually say that?" — this episode is for you.─────────────────────────────────🔔 SUBSCRIBE so you don't miss an episode:[Your Subscribe Link]📲 FOLLOW US:Instagram: @unsubscribedpodTikTok: @unsubscribedpod📩 DM US what YOU are unsubscribing from this month!─────────────────────────────────Shoutout to our community members this episode:✨ Jess — unsubscribing from caring how people perceive her✨ Claire – unsubscribing from Nectar Points (Tesco Clubcard > Nectar, we said it)✨ Lucy – unsubscribing from bad sex. Icon.✨ Fred – unsubscribing from tertiary locations on a night out (the third location is NEVER the move)─────────────────────────────────#UnsubscribedPodcast #PodcastEpisode5 #GaslightingAwareness #PeoplePleasing #NarcissistRecovery #WomenWhoTalk #PodcastForWomen #CharlettAndMyriah #RealTalk #HonestConversations #SelfGrowth #MentalHealthPodcast #BritishAmerican #PopCulturePodcast #NewPodcast

8. 

   9 Mar 2026

   Too Tired to Date

   In this episode, two thirty-something women unpack modern dating fatigue, the beauty of staying home, and why loving your own company beats awkward drinks with strangers. A funny and honest conversation about independence, burnout, and the freedom of not forcing romance.

9. 

   23 Feb 2026

   Unsubscribed: We Should Hang Soon (We Won’t)

   Welcome to modern dating where “Good morning” means nothing, “We should hang soon” means never, and somehow everyone is “not ready for a relationship” but very ready to waste your time.In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic world of dating apps, modern relationships, men’s bad behaviour, and female empowerment with humour, honesty, and just a little bit of side-eye.Why does he text like he’s composing a haiku?Why does “I’m not looking for anything serious” always come after three months of serious?And why are the red flags starting to look like decorative bunting?We break down swipe culture, ghosting, breadcrumbing, situationships, and the mysterious epidemic of emotional unavailability. But this isn’t just a roast session (okay… maybe a little). It’s also about how women can reclaim their power, set boundaries like a queen, and stop accepting the bare minimum disguised as potential.

10. 

    14 Feb 2026

    Unsubscribed Podcast: Valentines Day....Yay or Nay?

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11. 

    9 Feb 2026

    Welcome to Unsubscribed

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