Join Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka as they spill the hot tea on the high sea!
In this nautical podcast, dive in with these two salty showgirls as they kick off their heels and let it all hang out. Follow their journey navigating life living out of a suitcase and listen to what they get up-to in port and below deck!
Camp, chaotic and very unfiltered. Pull up a deckchair, and grab a cocktail.
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Titty's waking up at 10am in New York sounding like Barry White, Georgie's cracking open a full-fat Coke, and we're already arguing about who got the bigger round of applause last week. (It was the live studio audience. Obviously.)
Georgie's checked in with a passport stamp from Tenerife and is about to do eight sea days on a crossing, as a cross-dresser. In What Are You Wearing she's made a sari out of the cabin curtains and the duvet cover, so she can cocoon herself for a nap at any time, and Titty's in a floor-length gown of bodega sandwich foils, pressed by the bodega cat himself, with a neon balaclava and toenails grown into the shape of a LaDuca boot.
In Excess Baggage, Titty makes her aerial straps debut as a rhinestoned can of Baja Blast, Georgie tells us about the iron fanny, the hula hoop and the furry schlong, and the crew group chat delivers the stinkiest poo ever. Plus: why men in Halloween costumes give Georgie the ick, the renaissance of the wired headphone, and Titty's run-in with Donna at the Apple Store.
In Message in a Bottle, Brandy from Battersea can't stop falling for men who look like they've just been released from prison. Does she kick the habit, or keep taking the 781 bus up to visiting hours?
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Until next time, stay salty!
16 Oct 2026
FOR BETTER OR FOR WURST
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Second week back and we've already forgotten how to start a podcast. Titty is hot and bothered in Brooklyn, Georgie is nine hours ahead in Berlin, and somehow we've both had an email from Maria in The Sound of Music.
In Excess Baggage, Titty learns the hard way not to drink the water in Guatemala, Georgie reveals she's the only person alive to GAIN weight on Mounjaro, and a honeymoon in Bali goes very wrong in a glass bathroom.
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9 Oct 2026
WRONG DOOR, RIGHT HOLE
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WE'RE BACK, BABES! After a two-year hiatus (and a mysterious $1.24 PayPal payment), Titty Kaka and Miss Georgie Porgie are rebooting Up The Aft, and the wheels are well and truly greased.
Georgie's recovering from a Wendy's-chilli-induced coma, Titty is house-sitting (and pussy-sitting) in New York, and nobody can agree on what a dandelion is. We say hello to our brand-new segment, Passport Control, and find out how Titty ended up legally classified as a woman by the Bahamas.
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