What’s UpGirl?
We’re answering some of the universe’s biggest questions with the doofiest answers. Wanna join?
Kiran and Ireland are ex-work wives, expats and experts in yapping. Tune in to listen to their behemoth minds colliding each week.
Get in!! We’re going up!!!
Special guest Caro is with us! We cover:
Is everyone else stomping grapes at vineyards without us? We should get a livestream of the president, bootyhole waxes, PERIODS. OKAY? WOMEN TALKING ABOUT PERIODS. And.. we're land.
xxx love ya please leave a review if you love us.
11 Jun 2026
They shouldn't have let desi babes on Love Island (Kiran Solo Ep)
Ilee's in IBIZA? So we've got an ennui-fueled raspy rant ep for the upgirlies today. What's covered? Kiran's beef with her reformer pilates instructor, Love Island UK despair, can't be ARSED, bebot, and is Will.i.am into asian chicks? probably.
4 Jun 2026
Was 'squirty cream' invented before squirting?
Madonna/ JT's 4 minutes to save the world HIDDEN MEANING, anxiety, ADHD, god and football, Fetty Wap, 30 Rock, funerals
28 May 2026
HEATWAVE SPECIAL: RUMSPRINGA
Fahrenheit (don't be mad), 'I couldn't care less' and attachment theory, teaching Amish traditions to libs, reality show producers running the world, when the popular kid from high school is famous, double-sided tentacle, acting challenge, face to bin contact, and flirting is all we have. <3
LOVE YA, please leave us a nice review!!!! <3
21 May 2026
Episode 7: Kiran’s disgraced meeting with Amelia Dimz
The war against moaning (nonsexual), Kiran's hot masseuse, twin incest, unfortunate names, what if your boss was a free spirited robot screenwriter, "um, yeah" -Kiran on BBC World News Radio
14 May 2026
OJ died? MINI EHLER EP
just a quick out of contexter for the upgirlies xx
LOVE YA
7 May 2026
Episode 6: Are we emotionally slutty?
Kiran and I have different vaginas, how men pee, bars for soup, public toilet seats, major tea on dating when you’re (not) famous
30 Apr 2026
Episode 5: Anne Boleyn has insane p*ssy aura (ARCHIVE)
Using new-age time travel technology, we've brought you a podcast episode from the past. May 2025-ish, to be kind of exact.
We discuss Anne Boleyn coochie, Miss Rachel indoctrinating our youth, calling straight men papi, and kiran getting assaulted by an incel in Dalston, and 'fair enough'.
23 Apr 2026
Episode 4: Hey Clavicular, try Kissmaxxing
Ilee's Korean boyfriend, sexting around your friends, fox refugees, America acting brand new, and charge it to the game, Olivia Rodrigo.
16 Apr 2026
Episode 3: Jonah Hill's manifestos for boundaryless women
Stag dos, Kim Jong Un's daughter, thirsty Judas, having children with your houseshare
9 Apr 2026
Episode 2: How can we become honey trappers for the revolution?
Carolyn Bessette Kennedy is an avoidant, betting on conspiracy theories, revolution jobs, and Paul Mescal hates cats.
2 Apr 2026
Episode 1: Kiran left an Olympian waiting at Bistro Square
Punch needs a baddie, the war on heels, Julia Roberts, CLEAR.
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