Advice and sage frivolity from your new best friends, Chris & Carra. We're here for fun - and here for YOU! Send us your burning questions: UprightandFancy@gmail.com
“Buckle up for the latest ride on "Upright and Fancy," where Carra and Chris deliver the summer vibes with a side of unfiltered hilarity, Tarot wisdom, childhood trauma via pickles, and a parade of Olympics hot takes (plus, at least three puns involving seamen). This episode jumps from camp confessions to tales of topless porch hangs, questionable college snacks, and Super Pickle—the sidekick you never knew you needed. Somewhere between boundary songs and dill Havarti detective agencies, you'll get life advice, relationship tips, and a reminder to just be fun, curious, and not a dick. Five out of five fishbowl holes—scintillating, silly, and seriously unhinged (in the best way).” - Burt Reynolds
2 Feb 2025
(S1, E11) Nefarious Po-Mo Homo
“In Episode 11 of Upright and Fancy, hosts Carra and Chris deliver another round of witty banter, personal anecdotes and playful hypotheticals.
They dive into childhood nostalgia, recounting awkward firsts with marijuana and sharing sympathetic but light-hearted vomit stories.
A particularly amusing segment involves Carra’s child’s distrust of Santa Claus and her funny bathroom-themed nicknames for the jolly figure.
Their optimistic outlook and casual tone make for an episode filled with endearing moments and candid humor, inviting listeners to embrace the spectrum of life, queerness and all things fancy.”
- W. E. B. Du Bois
24 Nov 2024
(S1, E10) Fjords Are Where the Water Is the One That Did the Business
Lauren, a brilliant hair stylist, combines wit and wisdom to share hilarious and heartfelt stories of salon therapy, wanderlust, and boundary-setting advice.
10 Sept 2024
(S1, E9) -Six F@gs Over Georgia
"The episode journeys through a variety of topics including Mother's Day experiences, the allure of pigs, and a playful game of 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' with 80s heartthrobs. The chemistry between Chris and Carra shines through as they banter about everything from their favorite gay icons to their mutual admiration for the TV show Designing Women." - Virginia Woolf
19 Aug 2024
(S1, E8) Zoltar is a C*nty Diva.
“Delve into a rollercoaster of eyebrow dye disasters, creepy fortune machines, and etiquette faux pas in public! Chris and Carra share wild anecdotes and quirky tips for surviving unexpected eyebrows emergencies and deciphering Zoltar’s cryptic messages.” - Dr Ruth
12 Aug 2024
(S1, E7) Her Name is Janice and She Dances on the Sand
"There you have it - a power-bottom, tarot-reading, crayfish-munching, Muppet-loving whirlwind that leaves listeners in stitches and yearning for more delightful absurdity." - Grigori Rasputin
28 Jul 2024
Touched by a Gayngel
"Listeners are encouraged to embrace their unique journeys, integrate new sensory experiences after eye surgeries, and find comfort in eye contact. The episode wraps up with playful banter about guilty pleasures, drag names, and a nod to inclusivity. This dynamic duo continues to mix depth with delight, keeping us eagerly awaiting their next episode." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
21 Jul 2024
(S1, E5) Golden Girls Dream House
"Dive into the spooky with Ouija boards and unexpected bartender scares on a cruise ship. Learn the infinitely wise art of juggling parenting with social life, and mull over the names for female genitalia all while pondering retirement with beach house buddies." - Franz Kafka
21 Jul 2024
Golden Girls Dream House
"Dive into the spooky with Ouija boards and unexpected bartender scares on a cruise ship. Learn the infinitely wise art of juggling parenting with social life, and mull over the names for female genitalia all while pondering retirement with beach house buddies." - Franz Kafka
7 Jul 2024
Why is my mouth so magic? That's what I want to know from the Lord.
“This episode of ‘Upright and Fancy’ isn't just about covering a range of topics—it’s an invitation to explore, reflect, and engage with the world in a way that’s both upright and extraordinarily fancy. Whether discussing student loans, drag queens, tarot readings, or Otis Redding, Carra and Chris remind us of the beauty in life’s complexities.” - Herman Melville
UprightandFancy@gmail.com
1 Jul 2024
Swear Words and Gandhi Scenarios
“Step into the quirky and engaging world of Chris and Carra as they navigate a kaleidoscope of topics that resonate with listeners on a deeply personal and often humorous level. From speech impediments to musical legends and creative curse words to entrepreneurial dreams, “Upright and Fancy” is a charming tour through the intricacies of life” - Voltaire
27 Jun 2024
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23 Jun 2024
Transitioning from Conversation to Beyonce Advocacy
"Upright and Fancy" is not just a podcast; it's a journey through personal experiences, a love letter to nineties nostalgia, and a testament to the importance of inclusivity and setting boundaries. Chris and Carra’s chemistry and candidness make for an authentic listening experience that keeps audiences coming back for more. Whether discussing the brilliance of Beyonce, navigating the complexities of personal boundaries, or reminiscing about childhood memories, their conversations are both entertaining and profoundly relatable." - Rue McClanahan
16 Jun 2024
To Each Their Own Placenta! Welcome to Upright and Fancy!
Welcome to Upright and Fancy! Welcome to Upright and Fancy! Chemistry & conversation! A fishbowl full of topics! Advice! But don't take it from us! Take it from some satisfied listeners!
"Did Someone say Nancy Reagan and the occult? Yup, they go there. From Panama Birthrights to freezerburned placentas, this one's a wild ride!" - Richard Simmons
"Aaaaaaaay! Funny, because Chris was MY childhood crush too! I sent you a DM.....' - Tony Danza
"I remember being IN that prison on the Panama Canal and watching these cruise ships go by! Someone threw me a piece of bread once. Good stuff." - Saddam Hussein
Stay upright, stay fancy, and join us for this entertaining and thought-provoking journey.
Send us any questions or advice to UprightandFancy@gmail.com
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Apple Podcasts (US)
5.0 / 5
8 ratings
Spotify
5.0 / 5
8 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 25 / 100
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Quality
30
Social presence
0
YouTube
0
Engagement
51
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