Comedians Usama Siddiquee (@usamastandsup) and Dylan Palladino (@dylanjpalladino) make your life better.
Send in advice questions and hinge profiles to wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com
Today the boys talk about Usama’s new socks, how his mom is an Adam Sandler character, Shane Gillis’s SNL monologue, and why flying in America is the French Revolution waiting to happen. Plus the guys take a call from Baltimore defending American breakfast, answer a listener’s question about why men are either looking for a wife or a hookup, and get a follow-up from the girl with the 20-minute voicemail.
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12 Oct 2026
White Girl Bathrooms Are Amazing - Episode #16
Today Usama and Dylan talk about Usama's new favorite Youtube comment, how horrible unfunny couples are, Dylan's birthday trip to Guatemala, and a heartfelt defense of white women. Plus the guys review Tslil's Hinge profile and discuss some bts friend drama that happened right before recording.
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6 Oct 2026
Ozempic, American Breakfast, and Spotting Gay Bfs - Episode #15
Today Usama and Dylan talk about Ozempic and peptides, debate whether American breakfast was created by a drunk guy, and help a listener figure out if she keeps dating gay men. Plus Usama opens up about his journey from self-loathing to confidence and the guys discuss how they don't let money come between them.
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28 Sept 2026
Men Love Recessed Lighting - Ep. #14
Today Usama and Dylan talk about their love for recessed lighting, Dylan’s 21 year old roommate, and Usama’s mom bullying his friend. Plus they give advice on how to deal with ungrateful parents and what to do when a friend expresses their love for you but their in a relationship.
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22 Sept 2026
Missionary Is The Best - Ep. #13
Today Usama and Dylan talk about the best ice cream flavors, girls not knowing about growers, why Usama never wears hats, and Voldemort for Republicans. Plus the guys give advice about a partner who is phoning it in at home and discuss a strange advice poem sent in.
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14 Sept 2026
White Parents vs. Brown Parents - Ep. #12
Today Usama and Dylan talk why you should always shower alone, the worst customs agents to get, the top 3 most beautiful Indian names, and viral TikTok dessert places. Plus the guys give advice about how to deal with parents pushing marriage and how many dogs is too many dogs.
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8 Sept 2026
In defense of the smirk emoji 😏 - Ep. #11
Today Usama and Dylan talk about the YouTube comments regarding our socks, why coffee dates are elite, Usama's defense of the smirk emoji (😏), and how men need more whimsy in their texting. Plus the guys help a listener who doesn't feel seen by their husband and give advice to a guy who is a little below average.
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25 Aug 2026
Usama Shows FEET 🥴 - Ep. #10
Today Usama and Dylan talk about their recent weekend performing in Milwaukee, the best gay songs, how to get on a game show, and dealing with breaches of NYC etiquette. Plus Usama address the concerns about his white tube socks.
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Links:
Spotify: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/usama-and-dylan-save-your (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/usama-and-dylan-save-your)
Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/usama-and-dylan-save-your-life/id6793253085 (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/usama-and-dylan-save-your-life/id6793253085)
Youtube: https://youtu.be/Plnj9ziGvD8 (https://youtube.com/@usamaanddylansaveyourlife?si=Wy5cZ9LaVsuPYAw1)
10 Aug 2026
Agamemnon Aura in 4D - Ep. #9
This week, we talk people watching The Odyssey in 4D, why every guy wants to be Agamemnon, and a series of listener questions that get progressively more complicated. We discuss when you’re allowed to ask for a hug after a fight, how to stop being a b*tch without losing your integrity, and why sometimes the best advice to get out of something is to lie.
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3 Aug 2026
A Stud Stole Usama's GF - Ep. #8
Welcome back to another episode of Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! Today they discuss when Usama's gf was stolen from him, how to force your toddler to become a pro soccer player, and the best ways to spot an authentic Chinese restaurant in NYC. Plus they have a follow up on listener Alicia’s hinge profile and read the craziest advice they’ve ever gotten. We hope we help your silly little life!
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28 Jul 2026
All Girls Have IBS & Confronting a Cheating Stepdad - Ep. #7
Welcome back to another episode of Usama and Dylan Save Your Life. Today a listener follows up about confronting her cheating stepdad, Dylan makes his nephew cry, and Usama tells the story of yelling at his ex's cousin as a joke that bombed. Plus we also talk about laughing at patients in the ER out of awkwardness, a listener figuring out how to deal with seeing estranged family at a wedding, and discover that 2/3 of people with IBS are women. As always, we are not qualified for any of this. We hope we help your silly little life.
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21 Jul 2026
Cucked by Erling Haaland & Breaking A Chipotle Addiction - Ep. #6
What's up everyone, welcome back to Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! The advice show that makes your silly little life better. Today Usama and Dylan are talking Erling Haaland's recent taxidermy Raccoon purchase, ending a chipotle addiction, Usama's obsession with Suga Momma from the proud family, and how to make hooking up with a girl Halal. Plus we go over listener Alicia's hinge!
Send advice/screenshots of your hinge profiles to: wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com
or text/call: 347-566-9741
14 Jul 2026
Usama Dated Dylan's Dad - Ep. #5
Welcome back to Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! The only advice podcast guaranteed to help your sweet sad little life.
Today the boys are in their new studio (Dylan's apartment) and they're talking about how to not snooze your alarm, what to do if you can't afford your British lawyer exam, how to pronounce French words correctly, and Usama's breakfast IHOP date with Dylan's dad. Plus they go over listener Breana's hinge and help a listener deal with their cheating step father.
Remember to send your advice questions to: wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com
Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino
Follow Usama: @usamastandsup
7 Jul 2026
How to make new friends as an immigrant - Ep. #4
Welcome back to Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! The only advice podcast guaranteed to help your sad little life. Today we are talking bout The Pitt season 2, Leonardo DiCaprio's dating lore, how to make friends when emigrating from India, and what to do as a single mom when your kid leaves the house.
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Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino
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1 Jul 2026
The Greek Hot Guy - Ep. #3
What's up everyone. Today we finish Lydia's hinge, talk about how you'll never be The Greek Hot Guy in Mykonos, and help a listener with a question about traditional gender roles in long distance dating.
Send your submissions to: wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com
16 Jun 2026
You Like My Shorts? - Ep. #2
Usama and Dylan reminisce about their trip to Saudi Arabia, help a listener with some dating advice, and improve a hinge profile.
Email advice questions and screen grabs of your hinge profile to: wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com
16 Jun 2026
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Comedians Usama Siddiquee and Dylan Palladino are best boys who want to save your life!!!Goofy stories, life advice, and dating profile critiques. It's fun af, come through.Will be weekly once we get everything up and running, love y'all!
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