Hosted by two best friends with too many opinions and no clear direction, Useless Banter is your new favorite dose of chaos, laughs, and real talk. From unhinged travel stories and the highs (and lows) of gay culture, to lifestyle hot takes, pop culture deep dives, and career confessions — nothing is off limits and everything is up for debate.
Whether you’re here for the humor, the honesty, or just the background noise while you spiral through your day, you’ll feel right at home. Tune in for the kind of conversations you have with your best friend at 2 AM — totally random, a little reckless, and 100% useless.
The boy drama never sleeps, and apparently neither do we. This week, we’re catching up on all the latest dating sagas—from confusing situationships and questionable decisions to the usual chaos that comes with being single and gay. Then, a routine doctor’s visit takes an unexpected turn when one of us gets our love handles called out completely unprovoked. Come for the dating updates, stay for the unsolicited body commentary, and prepare for plenty of useless banter along the way.
18 Aug 2026
Best Friend Breakups
Friendships can be just as complicated as relationships… so why don’t we talk about the breakups? This week, we’re diving into best friend dynamics: the unspoken expectations, loyalty, boundaries, and what it actually means to call someone your “best friend.” We debate whether losing a best friend can hurt even more than a romantic breakup and get personal about our own friendship breakups—the drama, the heartbreak, and the lessons we learned along the way. Because sometimes the hardest perso...
11 Aug 2026
Biggest "Ick" When Hooking Up
The boys are back with some much-needed life updates, and naturally… there’s a lot to unpack. This week, we’re catching up on our latest boy drama, revealing the hookup icks that instantly kill the mood, and debating what’s forgivable versus an immediate “get out.” Plus, we dive into another anonymous Useless Confession that leaves us with MANY questions. Boys, bad decisions, and way too much information—just another week of Useless Banter.
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