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Utter Football Nonsense

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by Andrew Beharie, Michael Hope, Dennis Mutie, Ciaran Myers

5 episodes
Updated Daily
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Podcast Overview

<p>Welcome to Utter Football Nonsense, home to Football’s stupidest podcast! Every week, Andrew, Ciaran, Dennis and Michael go over the weekend’s wackiest moments, from VAR drama in the Premier League to hilarious interactions in Non-League, with sprinkles of European action included! Full episodes uploaded on YouTube, Spotify and Apple Music every week, with smaller clips posted on X, Instagram and TikTok!</p>

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Publishing Since

3/4/2026

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Episode thumbnail for Spygate Scandal aftermath, more VAR horror shows and PL Final Day Preview

May 22, 2026

Spygate Scandal aftermath, more VAR horror shows and PL Final Day Preview

<p>WE'RE BACK! Andrew, Dennis and Michael are back (in an unfamiliar setting) after a long hiatus to review the absolute carnage that's been English football over the last week, including Spygate 2.0, Bryan Mbuemo's handball and everything at stake on the final day of the Premier League!</p><p>(Apologies for Andrew's audio issues)</p>

Episode thumbnail for Jorginho vs Chappell Roan, Social Media CHAOS after Tyne-Wear Derby and England squad reaction

March 25, 2026

Jorginho vs Chappell Roan, Social Media CHAOS after Tyne-Wear Derby and England squad reaction

<p>This week, the boys discuss the beef between former Chelsea and Arsenal man Jorginho and singer Chappell Roan. We also discuss the fallout after Sunderland's last-minute derby victory at Newcastle United and react to Thomas Tuchel's final England squad announcement before the final 26 are announced for the World Cup.</p>

Episode thumbnail for Chelsea's pre-match huddle backfires, and Michael crashes out over "Mickey Mouse" Cup

March 18, 2026

Chelsea's pre-match huddle backfires, and Michael crashes out over "Mickey Mouse" Cup

<p>This week sees the boys discuss the backlash over Chelsea's pre-match huddle before their 1-0 home defeat to Newcastle United, while Michael crashes out at Ciaran's take on the "Mickey Mouse" Cup Final. We also discuss Tottenham Hotspur (again), silly red cards, chaos in the stands and stadium admin errors, while also continuing our favourite segment: Sense or Nonsense?</p>

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What is Utter Football Nonsense?
<p>Welcome to Utter Football Nonsense, home to Football’s stupidest podcast! Every week, Andrew, Ciaran, Dennis and Michael go over the weekend’s wackiest moments, from VAR drama in the Premier League to hilarious interactions in Non-League, with sprinkles of European action included! Full episodes uploaded on YouTube, Spotify and Apple Music every week, with smaller clips posted on X, Instagram and TikTok!</p>
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This podcast updates daily.

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