Welcome to Utter Football Nonsense, home to Football’s stupidest podcast! Every week, Andrew, Ciaran, Dennis and Michael go over the weekend’s wackiest moments, from VAR drama in the Premier League to hilarious interactions in Non-League, with sprinkles of European action included! Full episodes uploaded on YouTube, Spotify and Apple Music every week, with smaller clips posted on X, Instagram and TikTok!
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Andrew Beharie, Michael Hope, Dennis Mutie, Ciaran Myers
Spygate Scandal aftermath, more VAR horror shows and PL Final Day Preview
WE'RE BACK! Andrew, Dennis and Michael are back (in an unfamiliar setting) after a long hiatus to review the absolute carnage that's been English football over the last week, including Spygate 2.0, Bryan Mbuemo's handball and everything at stake on the final day of the Premier League!
(Apologies for Andrew's audio issues)
25 Mar 2026
Jorginho vs Chappell Roan, Social Media CHAOS after Tyne-Wear Derby and England squad reaction
This week, the boys discuss the beef between former Chelsea and Arsenal man Jorginho and singer Chappell Roan. We also discuss the fallout after Sunderland's last-minute derby victory at Newcastle United and react to Thomas Tuchel's final England squad announcement before the final 26 are announced for the World Cup.
18 Mar 2026
Chelsea's pre-match huddle backfires, and Michael crashes out over "Mickey Mouse" Cup
This week sees the boys discuss the backlash over Chelsea's pre-match huddle before their 1-0 home defeat to Newcastle United, while Michael crashes out at Ciaran's take on the "Mickey Mouse" Cup Final. We also discuss Tottenham Hotspur (again), silly red cards, chaos in the stands and stadium admin errors, while also continuing our favourite segment: Sense or Nonsense?
11 Mar 2026
VAR needs SCRAPPED, Sense or Nonsense debut and Old Firm the best derby in Britain?
This week, the boys discuss VAR controversy in Germany and whether the system needs to be scrapped all together, beef in the media between Mikel Arteta and Fabian Hurzeler, groundhopping, Felipe Luis' controversial sacking, the Old Firm and whether it is the best derby in the country, as well as rating some of your hot takes in our new segment: Sense or Nonsense?
4 Mar 2026
Michael's viral meal deal tweet, Tottenham and Leicester in trouble and early Champions League predictions
In this week's episode, Andrew, Michael and Dennis get into a heated debate over the price of a meal deal at Old Trafford. We also discuss the troubles at both Tottenham Hotspur and Leicester City, England's World Cup fashion line release, Neil Warnock's return to football, and some early UEFA Champions League predictions ahead of the knockout stage starting next week.
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