Vampires! We're fans and it's ruined our lives. Sort of. So we're making this podcast to dissect the lore, tropes, and motifs of our most beloved bloodsuckers. Hosted by lifelong vampire fans Chael and Tori. Join us as we discuss tropes, popular vampire media and books, and everything about the fanged undead.
Vampires Ruined My Life
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Vampires! We're fans and it's ruined our lives. Sort of. So we're making this podcast to dissect the lore, tropes, and motifs of our most beloved bloodsuckers. Hosted by lifelong vampire fans Chael and Tori. Join us as we discuss tropes, popular vampire media and books, and everything about the fanged undead.
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June 3, 2026
Vampire Book Club: A Dowry of Blood
<p>On this edition of our Vampire Book Club, we discuss the novel A Dowry of Blood by S.T. Gibson, including how it touches on polyarmory, abusive relationships, and its take on the brides of Dracula. </p> <p>REFERENCES:</p> <p>The author's substack: <a href="https://saint.substack.com/p/conclave-at-the-end-of-the-world" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">https://saint.substack.com/p/conclave-at-the-end-of-the-world</a> </p> <p><a href="https://cmrosens.com/2021/10/11/author-interview-transcript-s-t-saint-gibson/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">https://cmrosens.com/2021/10/11/author-interview-transcript-s-t-saint-gibson/</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/reading-between-the-headlines/201703/the-danger-of-manipulative-love-bombing-in-a-relationship" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/reading-between-the-headlines/201703/the-danger-of-manipulative-love-bombing-in-a-relationship</a></p> <p>Contact: </p><p>Find us on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/vampiresruinedpodcast/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">@VampiresRuinedPodcast</a> and now Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/vampiresruined.bsky.social" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">vampiresruined.bsky.social</a></p><p>Email us at <a href="mailto:vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"></a><a href="mailto:vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com</a> </p><p><br></p><p>Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:</p><ul><li><p>“Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis</p></li><li><p>“Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod</p><p><br></p></li></ul><p>This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded in November 2025. </p><p>It was released on Wednesday, December 3, 2025. </p>
December 3, 2025
Episode 31: Talamasca: The Secret Order
<p>Tori tells Chael about AMC's "Anne Rice" adjacent show, Talamasca: The Secret Order, which she watched in its entirety. She explains what they did well, where they missed, how the Talamasca works in the Anne Rice bookverse, and also how she would have done it using the same characters and a similar premise. </p> <p>Contact: </strong></p><p>Find us on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/vampiresruinedpodcast/" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@VampiresRuinedPodcast</a> and now Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/vampiresruined.bsky.social" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">vampiresruined.bsky.social</a></p><p>Email us at <a href="mailto:vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><a href="mailto:vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com</a></a> </p><p><br /></p><p>Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:</p><ul><li><p>“Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis</p></li><li><p>“Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod</p><p><br /></p></li></ul><p>This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded in November 2025. </p><p>It was released on Wednesday, December 3, 2025. </p></p>
November 19, 2025
Nosferatu (2024)
<p>Tori and Chael are joined by special guests, horror gurus, and friends of the podcast Ariana and Lin, to discuss Robert Eggers' 2024 remake of Nosferatu. </p><p><br></p><p>You can find Lin on Chael's other podcast, <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/once-upon-a-rewatch/id1553803675" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Once Upon a Rewatch.</a> And check out her Youtube Channel <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@thehorrordiner" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Spooky Pie's Horror Diner</a>, where she discusses all manner of horror media. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Contact: </strong></p><p>Find us on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/vampiresruinedpodcast/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">@VampiresRuinedPodcast</a> and now Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/vampiresruined.bsky.social" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">vampiresruined.bsky.social</a></p><p>Email us at <a href="mailto:vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com</a> </p><p><br></p><p>Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:</p><ul><li><p>“Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis</p></li><li><p>“Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod</p><p><br></p></li></ul><p>This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded in January 2025. </p><p>It was released on Wednesday, November 19, 2025. </p><p>(The epic gap there is 100% Tori's fault, sorry! Life got WEIRD. We appreciate your patience.)</p>
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