Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because now, there’s Ozempic™.
Episode 26: Things of a Fleshly Nature That You Might Not Otherwise See; or, The Best Debut on Broadway Since Streisand
The contradictions inherent in the movement of capitalist society impress themselves upon the practical bourgeois most strikingly in the changes of the periodic cycle, through which modern industry runs, and whose crowning point is the universal crisis. That crisis is once again approaching, although as yet but in its preliminary stage; and by the universality of its theatre and the intensity of its action it will drum dialectics even into the heads of the mushroom-podcast listeners of the new, holy Prusso-German empire.
– Karl Marx, London, January 24, 1873.
13 Jul 2025
Episode 25: Thus Spaced Zarathustra; or, Artichoke on That!
* Kids today are doing it wrong, or not enough, or something
* When you say that we should bump uglies, could you be more specific?
* Home Affairs set to crack down on MyColes Marriages
* If you gaze for long into The Abyss, honorary blackbelt James Cameron gazes also into you
* Serotonin-Nonrefundable Reuptake Inhibitors
* Ross’s eyesight hasn’t been the same since he was found in that Spencer Street Station locker in 1986
* The correct way to receive a compliment is to blush and sweat excessively while exiting at pace
* And I Nietzsche more than wantzsche
* The National Construction Workers’ Catcall Code (NCWCC) 2025
* Bitsy announces latest venture: ‘Imagine silent films but they’re podcasts’
* Recording pubes with Tchad Blake: ‘The Neumann KU 100 is my go-to for crotch work’
* New frontiers in heterodox economics: the television theory of value
* I do wonder where those bodyworkers keep your intestines while they’re manipulating your psoas muscle
* It was nine worse than 1984
* They fart in his general direction
* Nope, the advice offered here absolutely cannot be ‘Just Do It’
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