Former footballer turned presenter Cecil Jee Thomas dives head-first into the madness of the beautiful game. From wild Fantasy XI debates (yes, we’re asking which safari animal makes the best right-back) to Rant of the Week meltdowns, this isn’t your average football chat. Expect heart, humour, and a healthy dose of chaos, plus real stories from the fans and unsung heroes who make football what it is.
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Cecil and Kim are back to review the weekend's footballing action. Kim discusses the incredible atmosphere amongst City fans at Anfield for Liverpool against Man City, the first game back since the club was found guilty on 114 charges of financial cheating.
The lads then look back at the other weekend's football as Spurs and Man United drew in what Cecil describes as an "absolute bore fest".
They then move away from football and discuss their favourite modes of transport and Kim gets poetic about the beauty of getting on the train!
6 Oct 2026
The Inquest!
Cecil and Kim are back for the first time since new broke that Manchester City had been found guilty on 114 charges of breaching financial regulations. Kim discusses his beloved club and how he feels about the charges. The pair discuss the potential punishment for the club and both disagree on the severity of it, with Cecil demanding the club face harsher restrictions than just relegation! Cecil and Kim then discuss the game against Liverpool on Sunday at Anfield, and how both sets of players will be affected by the news!
28 Sept 2026
Feet pics, Fashion and Death by Fire
With Cecil enjoying some time in Dubai, Kim is joined by Maz Mirzadeh and Ben Spalding from the Seagull Social.
The lads discuss how far they would go on Only Fans, which footballers have the worst feet, and if there would be a market for their sweaty socks.
Ranking of the Week see’s them discussing the best places to have a beer and the worst ways to die. There was also a little bit of football chat as of course, they had to discuss Arsenal getting pecked by the Seagulls.
DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded before Manchester City were found “guilty” of 114 charges.
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