In a seat at the bar of The Wailing Griffon, a tavern in the slums of Ranara, an aging warrior talks as much as he drinks, and he drinks way too much. These are his tales...
Epilogue: The Job with the Songless Siren and the Leaky Galleon
The epic conclusion to the Siren's confrontation with Bram Thunderfist! Will He Survive?!?!Well, I mean, he is telling the story, so... yeah.Story and Music Composition by Nathan TuckerProduced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan TuckerCast:Bram Thunderfist - Nathan Tucker(Content Notes: Salty Language, Mentions of Sexy Fishy Pincushions, Alcohol Consumption, Unrealistic Analogies of Sex with Sounds, Lots of Thunder that Would Need A Flashing Warning If this Was a Video, Quite a Bit of Death from...
27 Nov 2024
The Job with the Songless Siren and the Leaky Galleon
Bram Thunderfist shares his scathing perspective on magic, revealing its universally terrible consequences, as guest Anne Dorko's fantasy-inspired music provides an immersive backdrop.
29 Mar 2024
Bram's Fan Mail: Brian
The Epic Bram Thunderfist receives ANOTHER fan mail, and answers a question from Brian.(Content Notes: Massive Ego, Salty Language, Highly Improbable Reminiscing, Fantasy Cliches)If you would like to ask Bram a question, contact him at bramthunderfist@gmail.comSend us a text
15 Feb 2024
The Job with the Slugs, the Hourglass, and the Misplaced Nipple Ring: Epilogue
Once again, Bram Thunderfist Swordsman Extraordinaire is facing an impossible situation. Will he get out alive? Will he get paid? Will he garner the affections of Toni???Find Out in the kinda-relaxed-but-still-Bram-being-Bram recounting of the Epic conclusion to The Job with the Slugs, the Hourglass, and the Misplaced Nipple Ring!!!(Content Notes: Salty Language, Mentions of Slug Sex, Alcohol Consumption, Sounds of Alcohol Consumption, Bad Party Crashing, Massive Ego, A Thrilling Trailer for ...
4 Feb 2024
The Job with the Slugs, the Hourglass, and the Misplaced Nipple Ring
After deposing a king and making off with a ridiculous amount of gold, Bram is hired by a Gnomish Lord for a curious mission. Along the way, he discovers the eccentricities of Gnomish culture. (Content Notes: Partial Nudity, Brief Body Shaming, Salty Language, Slug Sex, Squishy Moist Sounds, Profound Arrogance, Disregard for the Cultural Norms of Others) Send us a text
6 Jan 2024
Bram's Fan Mail: Lady Breanna
The Epic Bram Thunderfist receives fan mail, and answers a question from Lady Breanna.(Content Notes: Massive Ego, Salty Language, Stories of Mass Death, Distasteful Magic Items)If you would like to ask Bram a question, contact him at bramthunderfist@gmail.comSend us a text
4 Oct 2023
The Job with the Ridiculously Large Tree: Epilogue
Bram figures everyone has jumped out of an extremely tall tree at least once, but if you really want to hear how he got down, here it is. (Content notes: Extreme Athletic Prowess, Belching, Alcohol Use)Send us a text
16 Sept 2023
The Job with the Ridiculously Large Tree
Bram joins his old friend Katrinka on a journey up and around a very, very, very, large tree. It's dragon killing time, and only one as supremely amazing as Bram could hope to pull it off. You know how it is.(Content notes: Fantasy Violence, Gory Sound FX, Sexual Innuendo, Mildly Salty Language, Alcohol Use) Send us a text
27 Jan 2023
The Job with the Keep and the Lake of Lava: Epilogue
Apparently, some people don't understand how Bram could have extricated himself from the Keep of Somethingorother and Count Whatshisname. Well, Bram is about to tell you.(Content Notes: Fantasy Violence, Belching, Alcohol Use)Send us a text
14 Jan 2023
The Job with the Keep and the Lake of Lava
Bram Thunderfist tells of his tale to bring down... Count Whatshisname! In an epic adventure of blood, death, and alcohol, he tells of his epicness in the only epic manner he epically knows how. You know how it is. (Content Notes: Fantasy Violence, Gory Sound FX, Alcohol Use)Send us a text
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