Watched Rated Reviewed

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🎬 Watched. Rated. Reviewed. — The Podcast Movies, opinions, hot takes and the occasional terrible decision. Join Ryan as he talks about the films he’s watched, what worked, what didn’t, and whether they’re actually worth your time. From Netflix hits and new releases to hidden gems and absolute disasters no film is safe. ⭐ Watch it. Rate it. Review it. Then argue with me about it. New episodes coming soon.

Publisher

Ryan

Category

tv & film

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

31 Aug 2026

Latest episode

20 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

35 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   20 Oct 2026

   The Witch (2015) | Day 20 of 31 Days of Horror 🎃

   An isolated farm. A family falling apart. And a goat I wouldn’t fucking trust. 🐐 For Day 20 of 31 Days of Horror, I’m revisiting Robert Eggers’ The Witch — the slow-burning folk-horror nightmare where faith, fear and suspicion make home feel as dangerous as the woods. I’m talking Anya Taylor-Joy’s Thomasin, the oppressive atmosphere, the period dialogue, and the family’s growing desperation. From the baby’s disappearance to Black Phillip’s unsettling presence, this film lets dread build as every tragedy becomes another accusation. It asks for patience, but watching this household turn against itself got properly under my skin. My rating: 8/10. 31 days. 31 horror movies. Whatever the goat offers, read the fucking small print. 🎬 Watched Rated Reviewed 🎃 Watched Rated Reviewed x LatestBuy Get 5% off selected collections with code WATCHEDRV. Shop LatestBuy: https://www.latestbuy.com.au/WATCHEDRV (https://www.latestbuy.com.au/WATCHEDRV) Limited to one use per customer. Affiliate disclosure: I earn a commission on qualifying purchases made through my affiliate link. Keep watching, keep rating, keep reviewing — and most importantly, have no fucking filter.

2. 

   19 Oct 2026

   The Cabin in the Woods (2012) | Day 19 of 31 Days of Horror 🎃

   Five friends. A remote cabin. And a basement full of things you should leave the fuck alone. 🩸 For Day 19 of 31 Days of Horror, I’m revisiting Drew Goddard’s The Cabin in the Woods — the twisted horror playground that takes everything you think you know about the genre and uses it against you. I’m talking the sinister control room, the objects in the cellar, Marty questioning everything, and that gloriously chaotic monster-filled finale. From the familiar character types to the people manipulating their choices, this film finds a wicked balance between making me laugh and making me question exactly what I’m laughing at. My rating: 9/10. 31 days. 31 horror movies. If there’s a creepy diary, don’t fucking read it. 🎬 Watched Rated Reviewed 🎃 Watched Rated Reviewed x LatestBuy Get 5% off selected collections with code WATCHEDRV. Shop LatestBuy: https://www.latestbuy.com.au/WATCHEDRV (https://www.latestbuy.com.au/WATCHEDRV) Limited to one use per customer. Affiliate disclosure: I earn a commission on qualifying purchases made through my affiliate link. Keep watching, keep rating, keep reviewing — and most importantly, have no fucking filter.

3. 

   18 Oct 2026

   Paranormal Activity (2007) | Day 18 of 31 Days of Horror 🎃

   For Day 18 of 31 Days of Horror, I’m revisiting Oren Peli’s Paranormal Activity — the found-footage nightmare that turns watching two people sleep into a seriously stressful experience. I’m talking Katie and Micah, the fixed bedroom camera, the escalating disturbances, and those quiet moments that have you searching every corner of the screen. From a tiny movement in the doorway to Katie standing beside the bed, this film makes an ordinary home feel horribly unsafe — while Micah makes decisions that leave me shouting at the fucking screen. My rating: 8/10. 31 days. 31 horror movies. Good luck getting any fucking sleep. 🎬 Watched Rated Reviewed 🎃 Watched Rated Reviewed x LatestBuy Get 5% off selected collections with code WATCHEDRV. Shop LatestBuy: https://www.latestbuy.com.au/WATCHEDRV (https://www.latestbuy.com.au/WATCHEDRV) Limited to one use per customer. Affiliate disclosure: I earn a commission on qualifying purchases made through my affiliate link. Keep watching, keep rating, keep reviewing — and most importantly, have no fucking filter.

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