A Stargate podcast (and definitely not a Star Trek podcast). Vallery and Scott watch, then review an episode of (usually) Stargate SG1.
We Can't Call It The Enterprise
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Podcast Overview
A Stargate podcast (and definitely not a Star Trek podcast). Vallery and Scott watch, then review an episode of (usually) Stargate SG1.
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8/9/2019
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Recent Episodes
April 12, 2021
9. This Could Be Risa (if Not for the Terrible Curse)
The SG1 team visits planet Santorini, where “party until you drop” is taken literally. When Jack is eats a special brownie and is dubiously able to consent, he catches the “100 days of partying” disease too.It’s a race to cure Jack, before the caked-on face makeup takes its toll!<br /><br />How bad is the sex ed situation? Does Scott always make bad choices when he goes on vacation? Find out in this pre-pandemic throwback episode of We Can’t Call It The Enterprise.<br /><br />Apologies for this gap in publishing - Vallery is working on VaccinateCA.com, and that demands a lot of time.<br /><br />We Can't Call It The Enterprise aspirationally updates every other Friday. Vallery is currently helping with <a href="https://VaccinateCA.com">VaccinateCA</a>, and that eats into podcast time<br />Find us at <a href="https://not.enterprises">not.enterprises</a>, or on Twitter as <a href="https://twitter.com/NotEnterprise">@NotEnterprise.
January 8, 2021
8. Even The Wheat
Teal’c drops one of his famous withheld-knowledge bombs, and sends the team on an invisible bug catching mission. But when the bugs turn out to merely be the Streisand effect in action, SG1 meets people who can REALLY do space magic. It’s all fun and first-contact games until Apophis joins the bug hunt, then it’s time for some artificial stakes raising!<br /><br />How much sass runway does Jack have? Is Daniel a good Anthropologist? Is SG1 just going to… walk right in to every trap? Who makes for a better episode, Quark or Lwaxana Troi? Join us this week for a Stargate episode with not enough plot, and two hosts with not enough sleep. Remember when travel was a thing?<br /><br />We Can't Call It The Enterprise aspirationally updates every other Friday. Vallery is currently helping with <a href="https://VaccinateCA.com">VaccinateCA</a>, and that eats into podcast time<br />Find us at <a href="https://not.enterprises">not.enterprises</a>, or on Twitter as <a href="https://twitter.com/NotEnterprise">@NotEnterprise.
January 1, 2021
7. I Made A Mistake In The Bathroom
A hyper-blue crystal creates a duplicate of Jack that goes home in his place. Instead of discovering this, everyone is keen to supply both sides of the conversation, as if Jack was Gordon Freeman. But when Jack O’Real shows up, they put the pieces together surprisingly quickly.<br /><br />Is there a conspiracy behind office staffing and bathrooms? Does Hammond have a red alert bracelet? How much does the set dressing tail wag the story dog? It’s the episode with equal parts emotional realness and bathroom talk. We hope you’ll forgive, but not forget us!<br /><br />This episode marks our "re-launch", as we resume editing the terrifying episode backlog. There's some ways to go before the audio quality gets good, but we promise the editing steps up around here!<br /><br />We Can't Call It The Enterprise aspirationally updates every other Friday. Vallery is currently helping with <a href="https://VaccinateCA.com">VaccinateCA</a>, and that eats into podcast time<br />Find us at <a href="https://not.enterprises">not.enterprises</a>, or on Twitter as <a href="https://twitter.com/NotEnterprise">@NotEnterprise.
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