We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar

About We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar

Join two queer 30-somethings every two weeks as they read (and occasionally watch) the Star Wars Legends oeuvre in publication order! They discuss the merits of the old extended universe and enjoy (or don't enjoy!) these pulpy sci-fi novels. And, eventually, they will talk about Dash Rendar. (We Need To Talk About Dash Rendar is our mirror-universe podcast, about a different franchise. We don't know why they picked that name.)

Publisher

Sophia Goodnight and Swamp Vendor

Category

arts

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

16 Jun 2025

Latest episode

19 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

39 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   19 Oct 2026

   They Cut Off My Arrrmm! (Tales Of The Jedi - Knights Of The Old Republic)

   Join Fomo and Kyyl Ray'Nore to discuss the delightfully mid Star Wars: Tales of the Jedi – Knights of the Old Republic (Formerly titled The Collection), which collects the 1993-1994 5-issue mini-series Tales of the Jedi. These comics are pretty fine! Other than the racism. So. The first chunk is Not that fine. There is, however, a Jedi dragon with a hookah, so who's to say whether it's bad or good! I apologize for not comparing Bogga the Hutt to Baga the Bordok Topics of discussion include: Showgirls, Vertigo, desert planets, compsognathus, phone charms, feat specialization, not being Deadpool, the nature of evil, the marital status of hookah-smoking dragons, Forge (whatever that is), Green Lanterns (except Hal Jordan), the lake that turns your dog evil, straight-out-of-the-tube colors, mandatory Fluttershies, Extreme Justice League, danger room fakeouts, the importance of fictional infrastructional, the size of children, the giant Snorlax, Gundam Wing, Girolamo Savonarola (I think), Jedi Teto, Yoda's Tinder account, The Day The Earth Stood Still, crystals, Rek, Final Fantasy VIII, Space Dandy, The Red Star, Primordals, Poison Elves, Y: The Last Man, the worst Hannigram in history Fomo can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com (http://sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com) and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on (https://gruppeshrike.net/swords-against-cerebus)gruppeshrike.net (http://gruppeshrike.net) Kyyl Ray'Nore (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com (https://chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com/) We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com (http://talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com) We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes (https://averyreal.website/)

2. 

   5 Oct 2026

   Two Candy Breaks A Day (The Truce At Bakura)

   Oh! Oh it's good! It's a good book! Dykeriel Hattison and Ovid Woims discuss the wonderful novel The Truce At Bakura by Kathy Tyers. The plot is compelling and there's a lot of feet! Well really just two feet, but a lot of them. There's also a tooth pervert, a sad man, meditations on what the soul is and whether it's stored on a floppy disk – this book really had it all! We just really loved it. Best thing since Daley. Dykeriel forgot to make a list of topics of discussion while editing again. She'll be a dentist, though. One of these days you'll get a full song out of her, not just snippets. Sound off if you'd like a We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar karaoke special? The first of the three Shriekcast episodes on The Truce At Bakura (https://soundcloud.com/shriekingshack/the-shriek-at-bakura-pt-1?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing) Ovid Woims (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com (https://chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com/) Dykeriel Hattison can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com (http://sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com) and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on (https://gruppeshrike.net/swords-against-cerebus)gruppeshrike.net (http://gruppeshrike.net) We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com (http://talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com) We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes (https://averyreal.website/)

3. 

   21 Sept 2026

   Luke Did Another Backflip (The Last Command)

   Join Wing Commanders Hotlegs and Garth Mater as they finish off the Thrawn Trilogy with The Last Command by Timothy Zahn. you will not be surprised to learn that we hated this one! Has the Star Wars fandom been gaslighting everyone about these books? If only Zahn cared about art at all, maybe Thrawn would work! But alas, it was not done artfully. We had so much to complain about that we had to circle back to finish complaining after our segments. While editing, Wing Commander Hotlegs forgot to make a list of topics of discussion. She made a Hook reference, though. And Wing Commander Garth Mater sang a little bit of a song from Persona. There's also a reference to A Little Night Music. IDK I forgot to do this bit for the first hour of the edit, it'll be back for the next episode, which will be about The Truce At Bakura by Kathy Tyers. Get excited for that! Wing Commander Hotlegs can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com (http://sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com) and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on (https://gruppeshrike.net/swords-against-cerebus)gruppeshrike.net (http://gruppeshrike.net) Wing Commander Garth Mater (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com (https://chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com/) We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com (http://talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com) We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes (https://averyreal.website/)

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Spotify

5.0 / 5

2 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 2 / 100

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Quality

4

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