We'll be the Judges

About We'll be the Judges

🎙️ Third Degree — the podcast where three best friends with too much trauma and not enough impulse control say the things we definitely shouldn’t… but absolutely will. We laugh at our own jokes, derail every conversation, and somehow jump from true crime to mental breakdowns to “what if bears had jobs?” in under five minutes. There’s no plan. There’s no script. There’s just vibes and borderline concerning levels of oversharing. Basically, we’re your funniest, most inappropriate friends — just trapped inside your headphones. So buckle up. This is Third Degree, and no, we don’t know what we’re doing either. 💀🔥

Publisher

Lexie Andreoli

Category

health & fitness · true crime

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

7 Nov 2024

Latest episode

30 May 2025

Latest episodes

33 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   30 May 2025

   Celibacy Really Kills Everything || Red Flags

   The hosts play Red Flags, a chaotic dating card game, and create absurd scenarios with topics ranging from dating a zombie lover to curing cancer with kisses.

2. 

   23 May 2025

   So The One Decision I Made 8 Years Ago I Should Stop Dwelling On || Perfectionism || S2 E5

   The hosts discuss the complexities of perfectionism, including its impact on mental health, self-criticism, and the pressure to excel, particularly within the context of dance and performance.

3. 

   16 May 2025

   Stars Didn't Make Me Like This, My Joints Did || Answerless Debates || S2 E4

   🎙️ Up to the Third Degree – where chaos has three voices. 📱💬 Ever get a random FaceTime and immediately assume someone’s dead? Yeah, same. We’re diving deep into the chaotic world of unannounced video calls, the sacred rules of answering (or not answering), and why if you don’t text after you call, you might actually be a menace to society. Give us a sign of life, please. ☠️📲 Then there's ✈️ clapping when the plane lands. Why? Just dap the pilot up (or is it dab? We Googled it so you don’t have to) and exit the aircraft like a civilized human. 🛬👊 We’re also taking a stand against movie theater clapping — Spielberg can’t hear you from Row D in Ohio. 🎥🙄 Meanwhile, we’re ghosting therapists 👻, ruining surprise parties before they happen 🎂, and folding laundry just for the ✨emotional stability✨. Honestly, laundry might be the only thing holding some of us together at this point. 🧺💔 Of course, we had to tackle the age-old debate: is astrology legit or just sparkly homework for adults? 🔮 Turns out, being born under a full moon in Bethlehem, PA doesn’t explain your commitment issues — but it might explain why your joints hurt when it rains. 🌕🦴 And just when you thought it couldn’t get deeper — surprise! We’re unpacking school hat bans (no really, it’s a whole thing), how Sandy Hook changed dress code policies forever 🧢😳, and the criminalization of beanies. At the end of the day, being kind isn’t cringe, writing love letters is adorable 💌, and simp culture is just the bare minimum, babe. Toxic is out. Emotional vulnerability is in. So let’s keep being our weird, neurospicy selves and stop clapping when the plane lands. 💅💖🧠 Three unfiltered friends. Zero chill. Unlimited side quests. Join Lizzie, Lexie, and Natalie every week as they spiral from true crime tales into roasts, rants, and ridiculous rabbit holes. Whether they’re breaking down baffling murders, roasting each other’s childhood traumas, or taking wild detours into pop culture and petty drama, nothing is off limits and no one is safe (especially each other). Drop a comment! Let us know what you think—do you agree, disagree, or have even hotter takes than us? We love hearing from you! 🚨 Don’t forget to subscribe! Turn on notifications so you never miss an episode. 🎧 Listen on Spotify & Apple Podcasts: https://open.spotify.com/show/3ECsJEmxuGlDdHWwnHeTQ9?si=eb517ff9651a43dc (https://open.spotify.com/show/3ECsJEmxuGlDdHWwnHeTQ9?si=eb517ff9651a43dc) 📸 Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/up.to.the.third.degree/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet (https://www.instagram.com/up.to.the.third.degree/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet) 🎥 TikTok for extra content: https://www.tiktok.com/@up.to.the.third.degree?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc (https://www.tiktok.com/@up.to.the.third.degree?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc) 📩 Business Inquiries & Collabs: uptothethirddegree@gmail.com (mailto:uptothethirddegree@gmail.com) #Podcast #TrendingTopics #TrueCrime #PopCulture #HotTakes #UnfilteredOpinions #FacetimeEtiquette #DapOrDab #PlaneClappersUnite #NoHatsInSchool #AstrologyDebunked #NeurodivergentAndThriving #LaundryTherapy #Ghosting101 #CringeOrJustHuman

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

1 ratings

Spotify

4.5 / 5

17 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 23 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

25

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

51