They say “to know, is to know that you know nothing”, but like, who are “they” and what do they know about knowing nothing if they know? If you too know nothing, then you know what, this might be the pod for you. If you have a penchant for hearing two British guys from the high-fashion world talk about everything from Matthew McConaughey to the evolutionary trajectory that is leading us all to become crabs, then congratulations! You have come to the right place!
Tune in Thursdays to join fashion designer Christian Cowan and his business partner, Natthias Mitchinson, solve the world's problems.
This week Christian and Natt discuss their favorite picks of fashion week. Christian gives Natt a geography lesson on the origins of Eskimos...who knew?! He also talks about the double standard of men getting work done in Hollywood. Natt is moving to a new apartment and his dog has a fear of heights. All that and much more!
3 Oct 2024
Unexpected Dog Walkers, Nuns, and Group Workout Classes
Welcome back to another episode of We Need To Talk About Crabs where absolutely no one is pompous or pretentious! This week, Christian and Natthias chat through everything from hot toilets to what’s wrong with wine.
How often do you wash your hair? Who is your dog walker? How is inflation effecting hand soap? Tune in for all this and more!
27 Sept 2024
JoJo Siwa on Misconceptions, British Slang, and Snog, Marry, Avoid?
This week Christian and Natthias sat down with Idaho’s most famous potato farmer, JoJo Siwa! Together, they touch on everything from outfit malfunctions to surfing, and text tones to dating.
Gay people should run the world, and this episode is proof as to why. Welcome to another episode of We Need To Talk About Crabs!
19 Sept 2024
Highway Vomiting, Oval Office Decor, and Who Would You Be For The Day?
This week a helicopter got them here and only tacos can get them out. Why can we not form an orderly queue at the baggage claim? Is this your first or second dinner? And most importantly, does Kim Jung Un have a stylist?
Gun control, oysters, and lesbians are all on the agenda. Welcome to another episode of We Need To Talk About Crabs!
12 Sept 2024
Funeral Plans, Untenable Air Stewardesses & Are You Irish Exiting?
This week Christian and Natthias discuss what's missing from funerals and how to go out in style. Why are gay men still paying security deposits when they bring the glam and life to every apartment they rent?? It's the thought that counts when making your cohost a Hugo Spritz and the conversation gets muddled. Where do air stewardesses get the nerve to interrupt Christian's me time on flights? Natthias is your guide to Irish exiting and Christian has a non-traditional twist AND MORE on We Need To Talk About Crabs.
5 Sept 2024
Did you steal that dog?
This week…Christian gifted taxidermy to his barista, Natt stole a dog, and we all learned that breathing through your mouth makes you ugly.
Pour a drink and join us as we discuss German stalkers, Americans claiming to be Irish, and the things the English just do better.
We take our shots ice cold and our conversations with strangers short, thank you!
29 Aug 2024
Who gave them a microphone?
Christian knew he wanted to be a fashion designer at age 8. Natt does not remember being age 8. Whilst some gays are letting the team down, these two gays are exceeding the daily recommended caviar consumption limit, and natural deodorant is not helping.
Join us to discover what Angela the fish did this week, what phallic gift has rattled Natt’s antiquities, and hear all about Christian’s first marriage. Spoiler, he wasn’t always gay.
Just don’t join us if you’re an uber driver who likes to make conversation. Viva Las Vegas!
Welcome, to We Need to Talk about Crabs!
29 Aug 2024
Heidi Klum, what noise does a hippo make?
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s a world famous earthworm in a faux fur ball!
Join us this week as Christian and Natt sit down with Heidi Klum to chat about everything from hippos eating watermelons to mystical medicinal garlic consumption, and what really makes America great!
Welcome aboard the Kluminator! It’ll be the ride of your life.
26 Aug 2024
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