đ Well, That Escalated Quickly is a raw, unfiltered comedy podcast where everyday annoyances spiral into over-the-top rants you didnât know you needed. Hosted by Nicole, each episode dives into the chaos of hangovers, customer service nightmares, awkward encounters, and the ridiculous reality of being an adult in a world that makes zero sense.
If you love stand-up comedy, storytime podcasts, and the kind of brutally honest humor thatâs as relatable as it is chaotic, youâre in the right place. Expect swearing, spirals, and stories that start small but always⊠escalate quickly.
âSheâs fucking back, and itâs about time. Iâve been MIA for months, so in this episode, weâre catching upâwhatâs been going on, whatâs coming next, and all the random shit you need to know. No drama, just me getting you back in the loopâloud, messy, and unapologetically real.â
11 Nov 2025
Ep. 17: Caught That MF Mid-Date, Then Took His Girl for Coffee
He told me he was âtoo busyâ to take me out⊠only for me to catch his lying a** at the exact restaurant he was supposed to take me to â with another girl. So what did I do? I walked in, pulled up, and somehow ended the morning taking her to Starbucks instead. đ
In this weekâs episode, Iâm spilling every messy, hilarious, and jaw-dropping detail of how I turned his little breakfast date into my storytime of the year. Grab your coffee, your popcorn, and maybe your petty notebook â because this oneâs got receipts, plot twists, and a moral you wonât see coming.
6 Nov 2025
Ep. 16: Messy Decisions 101: Cheat, Leave, or Pop the Fuck Off
So your manâs acting shady â phone on silent, weird hours, and âwork tripsâ that sound like lies? Yeah, babe⊠he might be married. In this episode, Iâm giving it to you straight: your three options are cheat back, exit quietly, or pull up and cause a scene. Weâre talking red flags, receipts, and real talk. Pour a drink, grab your loudspeaker, and letâs unpack why âIâm just busyâ usually means âIâve got a wife.â
Because sometimes love is messy â and sometimes, youâve just gotta be messier.
29 Oct 2025
Ep. 15: Tits, Tips, And Toxic Relationships: A Salon Rant
Welcome back to the chaos, babes. In this episode, Iâm talking about that client â you know, the one who couldnât stop staring at my tits while trauma-dumping about his miserable relationship. Like sir, Iâm a hairstylist, not your therapist (and definitely not your side quest). Between his oversharing, his over-tipping, and me trying to keep a straight face without smacking him with my comb, this day was a damn movie. So grab a drink, buckle up, and join me for another unfiltered salon rant â because apparently, my chair is where men come to confess and self-destruct.
29 Oct 2025
Ep. 14: My Cat's Midlife Crisis ( and Chicken Nuggets Tragic Exit)
Welcome to the emotional rollercoaster I did not sign up for. In this episode, Iâm ranting about my cat deciding sheâs too good for indoor life and running off to live her best feral fantasy â complete with a yellow cat boyfriend named Kevin (yes, Kevin). Meanwhile, my daughterâs hamster, Chicken Nugget, has tragically kicked the bucket, and my daughter is now obsessed with getting a brown cat like weâre running a damn zoo. Itâs chaos, itâs dramatic, itâs hilarious, and honestly⊠Iâm just trying to survive it all with a bit of caffeine and zero patience.
29 Oct 2025
Ep. 13: Talks From The Chair: My Workday Unbrushed
Welcome to Talks from the Chair: My Workday Unbrushed â where I let it all out, no filter, no hairspray. This episodeâs a wild ride: Iâm talking about that one rude-ass client who tested every ounce of my patience, the emotional rollercoaster of hearing peopleâs life stories while holding a pair of scissors, and the mental gymnastics it takes to remember whoâs got three kids, whoâs divorcing, and who just got a new dog. Itâs messy, itâs honest, itâs salon chaos at its finest â so grab your coffee (or wine) and letâs bitch about work.
15 Oct 2025
Ep. 12: Dear God, Please Evict These Bitches
In this week's episode, I'm losing my entire damn mind over my fucking neighbors. The loud ones, the nosey ones, the ones who act like the street is their personal fucking stage. From shitting dogs to front yard circus acts, I've officially hit my limit. Consider this my fucking therapy session, because clearly management and Jesus are ignoring my prayers. Grab your coffee, your wine, or your fucking Xanax and lets bitch about the people who make home sweet home feel like hell on earth.
7 Oct 2025
Ep. 11: Chisme & Red Flags
Grab your cafecito, bestie, because it's chisme hour! In this episode, I'm spilling the tea on a dating story that had more red flags than a damn parade. From the smooth manipulation to the straight-up fucking cheating, this one's got it all- lies, gaslighting, and my favorite part: karma doing her damn thing! Tune in for the laughs, the lessons, and the "girl, what was I thinking?" moments.
2 Oct 2025
Ep. 10: Karma Has a Sister Named Dharma
In this episode, I go off about family, friends, and exes who love to stalk social media like it's their full-time job. From the quiet lurkers to the ones secretly rooting for you to fail, I've got a rant (and some fucking laughs) for all of them. Because let's be real-karma doesn't work alone....she's got a sister named Dharma.
27 Sept 2025
Ep. 9: Pumpkins, Playlists, and Me Not Losing My Shit
Join me on my drive to work while I ramble about all things fall, pumpkins, cozy plans, and random shit that pops into my head. Grab your latte and lets commute together.
23 Sept 2025
Ep. 8: Oh Fuck, It's Spooky Season
Grab your popcorn and your pumpkin spice, because spooky season is officially here! đđ» In this episode, we dive headfirst into the first day of fall, horror movie chaos, and all the ridiculous sh*t that makes autumn both cozy and creepy.
19 Sept 2025
Ep. 7: Short Kings, Shorter Morals: The Public Circus of a Napoleon Complex
Today weâre dragging Mr. âSmall King, Smaller Moralsâ â the guy with a Napoleon complex, a wandering ring finger, and a Wi-Fi signal for loyalty. Heâs out here cheating on his wife, begging for hookups like itâs Black Friday, and throwing tantrums every time someone tells him ânah.â Spoiler: heâs not tough, heâs toxic. Tune in as we clown this pint-sized problem with jokes sharper than his winged eyeliner could ever be.
16 Sept 2025
Ep. 6: WYD, BRB, LMAO
Welcome to the group text Bermuda Triangle, where messages disappear, notifications go unanswered, and every type of texter collides. From the over-sharers to the ghosters, the meme-lords to the accidental philosophers, we unpack the chaos, the laughs, and the moments that make your group chat unforgettable. Tune in, relate, and maybe recognize a friendâor yourself.
12 Sept 2025
Ep. 5: The Great Tupperware Conspiracy
Letâs be realâTupperware is out here ruining our fucking lives. One minute youâre just trying to save some damn leftovers, the next youâre knee-deep in a goddamn cabinet avalanche, cussing out plastic like it personally insulted you. Why the fuck are there always 500 containers but never a single fucking lid that fits? Where the hell do they goâsome lid graveyard next to the missing socks? In this episode, Iâm breaking down the daily chaos of mismatched containers, âairtightâ lies, and that one science project festering in the back of your fridge. Basically, itâs the fucking war none of us signed up for, but weâre all fighting anyway.
9 Sept 2025
Ep. 4: Customer Service Chronicles: May I Speak To Your Manager
Customer service: the one place where patience goes to fucking die. Today on Well, That Escalated Quickly, I lose my shit over hold music, fake-ass âmanagers,â and the ultimate battlefieldâdining at fucking Chiliâs. From waiting a goddamn eternity for chips and salsa to dealing with a manager named Chad who swears Tuesday nights are âbusy,â this episode is a full-blown roast of customer service hell. Grab a margarita, lower your expectations, and laugh with me while I spiral the fuck out.
5 Sept 2025
Ep. 3: Hangovers: Now With Extended Warranty
Today on Well, That Escalated Quickly, weâre talking about the cruel reality of hangovers after 30. Spoiler: they donât last a night anymore, they last a whole fucking quarter. I go off about how one innocent drink now requires three business days, a hydration IV, and maybe a priest. From brunch gone wrong to tequila-fueled regrets, I break down why my liver deserves PTO and why Advil just isnât cutting it anymore. Grab your Pedialyte, call out sick, and letâs spiral together.
2 Sept 2025
Ep. 2: Memory Lane, The Internet Made Me Do It
Remember when the internet dared us to dump ice water on our heads, suck our lips into shot glasses, and straight-up eat fucking laundry detergent? Yeah, good times. In this episode, Iâm dragging all the dumb shit the web has peer-pressured us into â from blaming every bad day on Mercury retrograde, to wasting entire nights tending fake Farmville crops and pretending Sorority Life made us âcool.â Itâs nostalgia, itâs chaos, and itâs proof the internet has always been both our best friend and our toxic ex.
29 Aug 2025
Ep. 1: Minor Inconveniences That Ruin Your Whole Day
Welcome to the chaos. In this first episode, I introduce myself and dive straight into the petty-ass, minor inconveniences that somehow manage to wreck an entire fucking day. From the little shit that makes you want to scream, to the moments where the universe just seems out to get you.
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