What You Don’t Know About Christmas
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<p>Independent audio. Podcasts, essays, and fiction by Neil Chapman. Home of The Rules, Rainbow, and more.</p>
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12/5/2023
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May 21, 2026
The Rules Episode 6 - Old Ladies
Hollywood didn't make older women invisible. It did something more calculated than that: it built a system of permits. You can be the detective. You can transgress amusingly. You can decay on screen as long as the decay is your fault. You can share a film with four other women the industry won't back individually. What you cannot do is simply exist, unremarkable, on your own terms, without justification. This episode names the rules. REFERENCES AND FURTHER READING What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? - dir. Robert Aldrich (1962)Sunset Boulevard - dir. Billy Wilder (1950)Death Becomes Her - dir. Robert Zemeckis (1992)The Substance - dir. Coralie Fargeat (2024)Barbarian - dir. Zach Cregger (2022)The Visit - dir. M. Night Shyamalan (2015)Still Alice - dir. Richard Glatzer and Wash Westmoreland (2014)Away From Her - dir. Sarah Polley (2006)The Father - dir. Florian Zeller (2020)The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel - dir. John Madden (2012)Nebraska - dir. Alexander Payne (2013)Calendar Girls - dir. Nigel Cole (2003)Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning - dir. Christopher McQuarrie (2025)F1 - dir. Joseph Kosinski (2025) THE COMPANION PIECES Non-fiction: The Deal - therulespodcast.substack.com/p/the-dealFiction: Mindbend and Invincigirl - available from 22nd May 2026 - therulespodcast.substack.com/Director's Cut: Old Ladies - therulespodcast.substack.com/p/old-ladies-directors-cut The Rules is an independent podcast from Pegasus Podcasts. New episodes drop weekly. If you liked this one, the best thing you can do is tell someone.
May 14, 2026
The Rules Episode 5 - Child Stars
THE RULES: CHILD STARS Child stars have a story. Discovery, difficult phase, drugs, breakdown, comeback. We've been eating that story for decades and it tastes great. This episode is about what that story was designed to obscure: a system that isolates children, sidelines the people protecting them, and turns their pain into someone else's revenue. REFERENCES AND FURTHER READING Coreyography - Corey Feldman (2013). Feldman's memoir, the first major public account of systemic abuse of child actors in Hollywood. My Truth: The Rape of Two Coreys - Corey Feldman, dir. (2020). Documentary in which Feldman names his abusers on the record. An Open Secret - Amy Berg, dir. (2014). Documentary following former child actors who came forward about abuse in the California film industry. Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV - Investigation Discovery (2024). Five-part documentary on the culture of abuse on Nickelodeon sets from the 1990s to 2000s. Drake Bell names himself publicly for the first time. The Woman in Me - Britney Spears (2023). Spears's memoir, covering the conservatorship and the conditions that preceded it. Framing Britney Spears - Samantha Stark, dir. (2021). New York Times documentary on the conservatorship and the media's role in constructing the breakdown narrative. The Wizard of Oz - Victor Fleming, dir. (1939). Judy Garland, 16 years old at time of filming. THE COMPANION PIECES Non-fiction: The Clock Was Always Running - therulespodcast.substack.com/p/the-clock-was-always-running Fiction: Bloody Virgin - therulespodcast.substack.com/p/bloody-virgin Director's Cut: The Real Rules of Child Stars - available from 15 May 2026 - therulespodcast.substack.com/ The Rules is an independent podcast from Pegasus Podcasts. New episodes drop weekly. If you liked this one, the best thing you can do is tell someone.
May 7, 2026
The Rules Episode 4 - Technology
Technology: Never Trust a Femmebot A hundred years ago, Fritz Lang built a robot. She was beautiful, she was dangerous, and she wore a real woman's face. We have been building her ever since. This episode, Neil traces a single question through a century of science fiction: not can a machine be conscious, but who gets to have a self? From Maria in Metropolis to the Stepford Wives to Rachel, Dolores, and Ava, the femmebot is not a new technology. She is a very old story about women, told again with better special effects. The rules haven't changed. The operating system is a hundred years old. REFERENCES AND FURTHER READING Metropolis - dir. Fritz Lang (1927) The Stepford Wives - Ira Levin novel (1972) / dir. Bryan Forbes (1975) Blade Runner - dir. Ridley Scott (1982) Fatal Attraction - dir. Adrian Lyne (1987) Colossus: The Forbin Project - dir. Joseph Sargent (1970) Ex Machina - dir. Alex Garland (2014) Westworld - HBO (2016-) Her - dir. Spike Jonze (2013) Siri and Alexa default gender settings - widely reported, multiple sources THE COMPANION PIECES Essay: Little Gay Eunuch Robots - the non-fiction companion piece on the male robot archetype - therulespodcast.substack.com/ Fiction: The Pineapple - the companion short story - therulespodcast.substack.com/ Editing, sound, and music by Oliver Chapman - https://www.instagram.com/cogcog7 The Rules is an independent podcast from Pegasus Podcasts. New episodes drop weekly. If you liked this one, the best thing you can do is tell someone.
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