"Who Are These Guys?" is your new favorite podcast from the crew at Viola Media—Jesse, Jon, and Kurt—straight outta Long Island. Every week, we kick back and chat about the wild ride of growing a business, making killer content, and just figuring out life in this crazy world. We're real people with real stories. So, if you've ever scrolled through social media and thought, "Who Are These Guys?", tune in. Get to know us, and maybe you'll figure out a little more about yourself, too.
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Yes, Someone Really Opened a Breast Milk Ice Cream Shop
Welcome back to Who Are These Guys?, where Jesse, Jon, and Kurt serve up hot takes, cold facts, and lukewarm sarcasm. This week, the boys tackle the weirdest scoop of all: a breast milk ice cream pop-up in Brooklyn. Yeah, you read that right - breast milk. Don’t worry, it’s “sustainably manufactured.” Because nothing says artisanal like simulated lactation.
But that’s not all - an alien spacecraft the size of Manhattan (literally), why Snoopy is cooler than Mickey (fight us), the state of streaming wars, UFC going prime time, and why kids think manga counts as reading. It’s chaos, it’s therapy, it’s WATG? - what else did you expect?
Grab your cones, hold the nipple, and let’s go.
⏱️ Timestamps
[00:00] Alien Spaceship Approaching Earth
[01:46] Snoopy's Cool Factor and Collectibles
[07:49] Comic Books and Childhood Memories
[10:53] The Evolution of Entertainment
[11:00] AI and the Future of Media
[15:48] Taking a Break and Future Plans
[26:56] Streaming Services and Content Challenges
[33:06] UFC's Big Move to Network TV
[37:33] The Ocho Channel and Its Bizarre Games
[41:08] Alien Spacecraft and Conspiracy Theories
[43:17] Mermaids and Other Strange Phenomena
[44:47] Breast Milk Ice Cream and Other Oddities
[54:46] Reflecting on Past Guests and Episodes
[57:35] Jiu-Jitsu and Gym Culture
[01:06:09] The Future of the Show and Personal Projects
13 Aug 2025TRANSCRIPT
Take Her Out to the Phillies Game... For a Standing "O"
Welcome to Who Are These Guys? Episode 328! Hosted by Kurt, Jon, and Jesse, this episode takes you on a wild ride through the most bizarre moments and debates you didn't ask for - but absolutely need to hear.
From the Philly finger-bang scandal to the quirks of internet legends, we dive headfirst into the strange, the hilarious, and the downright unsettling. We even weigh in on the latest TikTok trends we wish we could unsee. If you like your humor dark, unapologetically sarcastic, and served with a generous side of chaos, you’re in the right place.
This week’s highlights include our fascination with the bizarre world of viral videos and the unapologetic declaration that shorts and sandals (for guys) are a hard no. We also break down the jaw-dropping moment when a man got way too friendly with a shark, and why life’s oddities are always better when enjoyed with snacks and questionable behavior. Get ready for a mix of laughs, disbelief, and more than a little side-eye.
🎬 Timestamps:[00:00] AI Relationships and Loneliness
[01:58] Birkenstocks and Footwear Preferences
[07:29] Public Indecency at a Baseball Game
[10:58] Phish Concert Experience
[16:31] International Sports Fandom
[27:09] Adam Sandler Movies and Comedy
[29:37] Debating Netflix's Subscriber Growth
[33:27] Nudity in Films and TV Shows
[49:31] AI and Social Media Trends
[54:05] Animal Videos and Crazy Stories
[01:01:36] Rising Rabbit Populations
[01:06:20] Complaints and Personal Issues
[01:17:55] Minor League Baseball Life
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4 Aug 2025TRANSCRIPT
Don’t Ever Try to Clean a Jeep Like THIS
Welcome back to Who Are These Guys? - where the sarcasm flows like traffic on the LIE and the wisdom is as questionable as a $1 slice at 3 a.m.
In this episode, Jesse, Jon, and Kurt break down the single dumbest way to clean a Jeep (spoiler: it involves a garden hose and a complete lack of common sense).
From failed parenting hacks to the dark underbelly of soda, and a deep philosophical dive into why Diet Coke might outlive us all - it’s another classic mix of chaos, comedy, and unsolicited life lessons.
We also bet cold hard cash on who notices a camera change first, confess our driving sins (knee driving, anyone?), and debate whether sobriety is harder than dodging potholes in Queens. Coldplay concert scandals get the full WATG? treatment too - like TMZ, but with a Brooklyn accent.
Warning: This episode may cause excessive laughter, nostalgic guilt, and spontaneous trips to Wendy’s - even if you’re listening from the DR.
⏰ TIMESTAMPS
[00:00] A Great Idea Unfolds
[01:55] Carpet Cleaning and Dave Matthews
[05:30] Parenting Challenges and Lessons
[26:34] Driving Adventures and Fast Food
[32:54] Personal Reflections on Drinking
[38:17] The Human Condition and Societal Pressures
[43:21] Public Shaming and Its Consequences
[55:55] Marketing and Addiction
[58:47] Non-Alcoholic Beers in Movies
[01:03:55] Final Thoughts and Reflections
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Take Her Out to the Phillies Game... For a Standing "O"
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