Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama

About Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama

Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee, two NYC comedians and best bros, talk dating with lots of jokes and a bit of mainsplaining. They answer frequently asked questions women have, such as: Why do guys ghost? Why do guys have a fear of commitment? Whats the best kind of booty call? With love and hilarity they answer these FAQs from listeners with stories from their own eventful dating lives. Email whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com to submit questions or Hinge profiles to be reviewed!

Publisher

Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

5 Jun 2022

Latest episode

17 Nov 2025

Latest episodes

10 of 59 episodes have a transcript.

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   17 Nov 2025TRANSCRIPT

   Anyway, So...#26 - Giggling At The Viking Slumber Party

   Hello everybody today we talk about Viking slumber parties, how Netflix ruins tv shows, tips for finding a job, David Harbour and Lilly Allen, and why peaking in high school is ideal. Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently.

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   10 Nov 2025TRANSCRIPT

   Anyway, So... #25 - It's Nice To Be A Pig

   Hello everybody, today we’re talking about showing up for your friends, a blue chew ad playing loudly during a party, guys who are obsessed with survival, and the joy of eating a bad sandwich. Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently.

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   3 Nov 2025TRANSCRIPT

   Anyway, So... #24 - Yawning While The Dodger's Win

   Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently. Hello everybody. Today I discuss the need to teach social skills, how many people wipe sitting down vs standing up, stopping a robbery, and we follow up with the guy who kissed his girlfriend’s best friend’s boyfriend.

Inside a recent episode

Anyway, So...#26 - Giggling At The Viking Slumber Party

Published 17 Nov 2025 · Transcript excerpt

[…] Let's just be in the moment. We're two human beings. Oh, would you like? Nope, not going to help you with that. Anyway, that's what I felt this morning. And it was nice. I got to get more sleep, but I can't. It's so hard to get sleep because there's so many things that keep me awake. There's so much content that I'm like, I could go to sleep. It's like I could go to sleep or I could learn about how Vikings stayed warm in the winter when they sailed up north without fire. I could go to sleep or I could learn about how Vikings would sleep in little sleeping bags made for two men. They would cuddle up with each other. […]

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Apple Podcasts (US)

4.1 / 5

38 ratings

Spotify

4.7 / 5

57 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 34 / 100

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Quality

49

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

50

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