Witches Get Stoned

About Witches Get Stoned

Bestie witches, MJ & Santa Monica, get casted in a magickal sesh of laughter, storytelling and spells…Roll one up and join, we promise a good time

Publisher

MJ and Santa Monica

Category

religion & spirituality

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

21 Apr 2026

Latest episode

20 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

7 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   20 Oct 2026

   Between the Pages & The Unwritten

   Some magic is written down. Some magic is lived. This week we're hanging out with Rosie, LA's Book Witch, talking witchcraft, family beliefs, sacred names and all the magical shizz you wont necessarily find in a book. Because let's be real, there's a difference between reading about the craft and actually living it. Grab your favorite herb, get comfy, and come down the rabbit hole with us. Stay witchy, stay curious and let's get casted!

2. 

   5 Oct 2026

   What do you do when...??

   A candid, funny, and surprisingly vulnerable episode with the witches. It opens with a real-life story about a joint, intention, and a seriously strange encounter, then expands into the bigger question underneath it all - how do you tell the difference between genuine healing and people trying to take from you?You'll discover: Why certain wellness spaces can feel spiritually expensive, even when no money changes hands How to spot manipulation disguised as mentorship, collaboration, or "opportunity" What cord-cutting actually looks like when it's aimed at your own patterns, not just other people Why tools like tarot, pendulums, cleansing, and intentional rest matter when you're overwhelmed How both hosts use showers, oils, floor washes, ocean time, and home rituals to reset their energy The episode also gets deeply personal around grief, intuition, and the burden of being someone who can sense sickness, death, and emotional shifts before everyone else does. The hosts wrestle with one of the biggest spiritual questions there is - whether our lives are fixed, flexible, or somewhere in between - and they do not hold back. This is essential listening if you have ever felt too sensitive for the room, too gifted for the environment you were in, or too tired of being told to "just trust the process" while people around you get drained. For witches, healers, empaths, and anyone trying to stay grounded in a world that rewards fake light over real work, this episode is the reminder you need: protect your peace, trust your discernment, and stay casted.

3. 

   10 Sept 2026

   Magical Water Started a Free Flow

   A magical water taste test turns into a full-blown witchy deep dive on energy, cleansing, and the weirdest spiritual signs hiding in plain sight. If you’re into tarot, crystals, haunted objects, or the sneaky way your environment can drain your mood, this episode is going to hit. MJ and Santa Monica start with a hilarious showdown between two alkaline waters, including one that’s described as “magical” for a very specific reason. From there, the conversation opens into a bigger question: how do you actually tell the difference between good energy, stale energy, and something that’s attached? The answer gets delightfully messy, funny, and surprisingly thoughtful. They also get into the power of gifted tarot decks vs. decks you buy for yourself, how symbolism in readings can tell a story with almost eerie precision, and why some decks are for reading while others are pure art. Along the way, they touch on spirit attachments, ancestral energy, Bigfoot vs. aliens, mushroom-fueled rabbit holes, and the strange, funny ways intuition shows up when you’re paying attention. This episode is for witches, seekers, tarot readers, energy workers, and anyone who has ever walked into a room and immediately felt something was off. It’s funny, chaotic, and packed with the kind of conversation that makes you want to cleanse your whole house and re-evaluate everything on your shelf. If you love spiritual banter with real-world examples, this one is a must-listen. By the end, you may never look at water, tarot cards, or that weird antique mirror the same way again.

4. 

   18 Aug 2026

   Stop Playing Small, The World Needs Your Magic...Inspiration with Tosh

   In this vibrant and deeply personal episode of the Witches Get Stoned Podcast, Tosh joins the conversation to share the heart behind her new weed-motivated, cannabis-inspired greeting card business and the bigger purpose driving her art: raising money for wildlife and marine life. The conversation opens up into powerful reflections on grief, pet loss, family trauma, healing and spritual signs from beyond. Along the way, the hosts explore aliens, mushrooms, moon rituals and the strange magic of being alive- balancing laughter, chaos and tenderness in equal measure. If you're drawn to spiritual growth, environmental care, creative entrepeneurship and raw, funny conversations about healing this episode is for you. Instagram: @witchesgetstonedpodcast @tosh_hugs Email: witchesgetstonedpodcast@gmail.com

5. 

   3 Aug 2026

   He Wears Crystals on His Belt: Roger Steffens, Mary & Friends

   Roger is an actor, author, lecturer, editor, photographer, director, producer and reggae archivist. Join the Witches as they get casted with Roger, his wife Mary and a couple of their friends. You’ll find yourself in a soulful, story-rich conversation about Bob Marley, psychedelics, spirituality, synchronicities and the power of intuition- Woven together with vivid personal memories, ghost stories and reflections on how artists channel something larger than themselves. Full of curiosity and wonder, you’ll find yourself immersed in intimate story telling and behind the scenes experiences full of insight. One of the greatest magic carpet rides of our lives! We know you’re going to love them as much as we do.

6. 

   23 Jul 2026

   Episode 2: When Witches Say “we’ve been journeying”…

   Most witches don't realize they've been casting spells and breaking curses all along—until they understand how to tap into their true power. What if your everyday rituals, synchronicities, and even your fears are your most potent magic? MJ & Santa Monica peel back the veil on real demon fights, ancestral curses, and the spiritual awakening that's happening right now—and how you can harness it to heal centuries-old wounds. In this raw, unfiltered episode, you’ll discover how deep-rooted curses from lifetimes ago still influence your life today. Hear about a recent intense demon encounter, the importance of recognizing whether it's dark or angelic, and why most people miss the real message behind these spiritual tests. You’ll learn concrete steps to connect with your ancestors, decode your natural gifts, and start manifesting unbelievable synchronicities—like meeting your soulmate in a grocery line. We break down common misconceptions about magic, demons, and curses, and reveal why everything you’ve been told about evil is misunderstood. This isn’t just about witchcraft; it’s about reclaiming your divine sovereignty, awakening your inner goddess, and stepping into the magic you were born with. Whether you’re a seasoned witch or just curious about the unseen world, this episode will elevate your awareness, help you break free from spiritual blockages, and empower you with practical insights to protect yourself from unseen forces. Because at the core, we’re all divine beings capable of transforming curses into blessings—and it's time to remember your true power. This episode is perfect for anyone called to spiritual awakening, healing ancestral trauma, or exploring the deep magic that shapes our reality. Join us as we uncensor the sacred secrets hidden in plain sight and ignite your journey to divine mastery.

7. 

   21 Apr 2026

   Happy 420 from the Witches!

   Unlock the secrets of spiritual connection through cannabis in this mind-expanding, authentic episode of the Witches Get Stoned Podcast. When your favorite bong breaks unexpectedly, could it be a sign from the universe or a confrontation with unseen energies? Our hosts—two deeply intuitive witches—dive into the mysterious messages behind spirit-infused tools, past lives, and how our beloved cannabis can serve as a divine communication channel. You'll discover how breaking your ritual tools could be more than bad luck — it might be spiritual interference or energetic cleansing at play. Our hosts share astonishing stories of past lives revisited during intense shroom trips, revealing the profound ways spirits and planetary energies shape our present realities. They explore the significance of your intention behind every smoke ritual, whether you're cleansing, manifesting, or simply reconnecting with your higher self. The episode breaks down practical, witchy tips for use of cannabis as a healing tool—like creating sacred space with simple smoke spells, choosing the right crystals and herbs, and setting powerful intentions through mindful rituals. Learn why your bong might be a spiritual talisman, and how its breakage can signal needed shifts or energetic blockages. Plus, get fresh inspiration for upcoming road trips, astral adventures, and sacred land explorations that deepen your practice. Why is ignoring these signs risking missed opportunities for growth? How can recognizing the energetic messages in your everyday tools transform your understanding of self and spirit? This is essential listening if you're ready to elevate your witchcraft, tap into unseen realms, and decode the universe’s messages through the sacred plant medicine we all love. Whether you're a seasoned witch, spiritual seeker, or simply love to celebrate 420 with intention, this episode offers real talk, cosmic insights, and practical magic to deepen your connection to the mystical energies around us. Take a hit, tune in, and unlock the hidden magic within your everyday life. *Your hosts are experienced witches and intuitive practitioners, sharing their authentic stories, past life regressions, and spiritual experiences to inspire your own journey of awakening.

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