Florida Man and Florida Woman in their own words.
Written and performed by Jessica Farr and Caleb Scott, inspired by true Florida headlines. Produced by Matt Corey.
from LOCAL 6 NEWS CLICK ORLANDO (https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/01/20/florida-man-accused-of-trying-to-steal-horses-riding-them-home-deputies-say/): "Florida man accused of trying to steal horses, riding them home."
What kind of man breaks into his neighbor's barn to rename his neighbor's horses? A cowboy kind of man. A cowboy kind of Florida man.
Vaxxed and unmasked, the WPOE team returns in-person for the Season One Finale to talk about life in pre-post-pandemic Floridamerica. Then they take a pause to listen to the wind whistle through the bramble bush, as Caleb recounts his first-person encounter with the legendary black horseman of the Brooklyn Queens Expressway, Jess describes the singular sensation of renting a ride at the Dark Horse Stables of California, and Matt appreciates the sights and sounds of the nearly-defunct Harness Track of Hialeah. All of this to answer one simple question: What does it mean to be a cowboy when DeSantis is the new Sheriff in town? Jess follows up with a review of the Western landscape paintings of Eric Bin Laden, Osama's other son; Caleb reveals what horses and dolphins really think of their human overlords; and Miami's one and only haunted cowboy duo, DRACULA (https://miamidracula.bandcamp.com), show us all what happens when the wandering ghost of a lonely Bandolero plays you a lullaby in the parlor of an abandoned funeral home. We know what you're thinking, but don't worry, folks. There will be plenty of alligator stuff in the next installment. And gun stuff. And swamp stuff. And homemade hot tubs. Just the way Florida likes it.
11 May 2021
Episode 19: HEATHER
from LOCAL 10 NEWS (https://www.local10.com/news/2019/01/24/florida-woman-drops-pants-licks-man-dances-naked-in-waffle-house-parking-lot/): Florida woman drops pants, licks man, dances naked in Waffle House parking lot
Heather installed a stripper-pole in her living room. You can imagine what happens next. But you don't have to imagine, do you? That's what we're here for. The WPOE team discusses the origin story of Waffle House and Trump's ties to Cracker Barrel then embarks on a three-state tour of America's strip-clubs, landing, inevitably, in South Florida, where the Stripper Sushi Guild reigns supreme. Jess eulogizes the late King of Diamonds, a place where the forecast was always "rainy with a chance of meatballs;" Matt tells us about that one time at Tootsies, when he witnessed an eligible bachelor get neutered by a parade of high-altitude crotch-bombs; then Caleb serenades everyone with an acapella version of Major Lazer's "Pon De Floor (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7IIAf0Bats)." This is all bookended by Miami's premiere (strip) club mix-master, DJ Wasabi (https://www.facebook.com/iLOVEiDJWASABI/), the self-proclaimed Resident DJ of E11EVEN, where, apparently, Jess is applying for a job and Matt wants to have lunch. On a Tuesday. Bust out those imaginary strip-club compilation CD's because we're going on a field-trip, Florida!
9 Apr 2021
Episode 18: ROGER
from the HERALD TRIBUNE (https://www.heraldtribune.com/story/news/crime/2020/10/22/sheriff-man-steals-turquoise-green-cheeked-conure-parrot-pet-store/3733044001/): "Florida man steals parrot from Venice pet store by putting bird in shorts pocket"
COVID-19 is a lonely planet, especially for people like Roger, who's been looking for love in all the wild places. Speaking of wild places, it's Spring Break in Florida, and all the masks are off! The WPOE Team tracks our collective Covid trauma from points north all the way down to the mojito-splattered streets of Ocean Drive. Caleb lays out in laymen's terms what to do if you grow a pheromone-horn while on your sojourn in South Florida; Jess wonders what's on the menu at a QAnon burlesque brunch; and Matt imagines what the KUERDAS (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2BAtNkiyHTL2LQ-6J5-oig) Reggae Band's rehearsal room smells like. Hint: Everything's covered in Covid. And we are all Ivanka Trump's maid now. Hope you brought a dust-pan, America.
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