Each episode, our 4 hosts are given a subject. They choose their worst example of that subject and then battle it out, two at a time, until one is finally crowned as...WORSTEST.
Now, this isn’t a bunch of blowhards in a room spewing out opinion. All (or at least MOST) of what you’ll hear is researched facts, stories, and histories; all told by our riveting and adorable hosts, and sometimes a special guest or two.
What makes a ship 'the worst"? Is it its comically poor design demanded by a king? A terrible cargo that nobody wants? A combo of frozen yogurt machines and no toilets or...is it Nazis? Listen to this episode (with a special secret guest host) and you will be able to wow everybody around the punchbowl at your neighborhood flotilla social, because YOU learned what ship is truly...WORSTEST!
16 Sept 2026
Worst Generation
In their most ambitious episode yet, our hosts find out who actually came up with the idea of separate and distinct generations and which ones are the absolute worst. They also collectively hear why their OWN generation is worst and a small part of their souls actually die. You can practically HEAR it, right before finding out which generation is...WORSTEST!
16 Aug 2026
Worst Urban Legend
What exactly is an Urban Legend? It's basically a profound truth that is only known by a guy your cousin works with's girlfriend's uncle. This episode, our hosts bring their favorite (aka most ridiculous) Urban Legends to battle it out in the WORSTEST dodecahedron until we figure out which is the WORSTEST!
17 Jun 2026
Worst Corporate Slogan
What's the worst way to get people talking about your company? Well, with a terrible corporate slogan, of course. This episode our hosts have searched through the internet and some old kebab house menus to find a corporate slogan that is truly... WORSTEST!
23 May 2026
Worst Horror Movie Villian
This episode, our hosts explore all the ways the word "WORST" can be used to describe Horror Movie Villains. From the truly reprehensible, to the truly useless, they have found four that embody all the ways old man Webster can define "worst". There's also a blatant, yet entertaining plug for a little Horror/Comedy film some of our hosts were involved with a while back (Arbor Day). All of this and more, on this episode of...WORSTEST!
25 Apr 2026
Worst 90s Song Lyrics
Just because 90s music is the most streamed decade of music on the internet, doesn't mean that there aren't some truly awful lyrics to accompany such amazing music. This episode, our hosts wallow through some truly terrible tunes to find out which lyrics are...WORSTEST!
30 Mar 2026
Worst Animal Mating Ritual
So you think there's no romance in your life? Give a listen to what nature serves up as a way to find a mate and you'll be thanking your lucky stars the next time you "Netflix and chill". Three of our hosts serve up the worst mating rituals found in nature, while the fourth just plays an old VCR tape. Still, there's no better way to learn about the unsettling world of what passes for romance in the animal kingdom, than this episode of...WORSTEST!
19 Mar 2026
Worst Cliché
What IS a cliché? What makes a saying a cliché? What is the worst cliché and most importantly, how do you SAY cliche?! All of these questions and more are answered (pretty much) on this latest episode of WORSTEST!
13 Mar 2026
Worst Romantic Gesture In History
What is the WORST declaration of love in all history? Our hosts travel to space, back in time, FURTHER back in time, and to the Middle East, just to find out which romantic gesture in history is...WORSTEST!
8 Feb 2026
Worst Invention
In the name of Ron Popeil, we bring you this newest episode of WORSTEST...WORST INVENTION! Sure you can heat food fast, prevent knocking in your engine, remove unwanted hair, or smell everything going on up there on the silver screen, but at what cost?!?!?!! Hear all about that cost, and more, on this episode of WORSTEST!
16 Jan 2026
Worst Christmas/Holiday Special
Still feeling the need for a little more Christmas? Well, WORSTEST delivers like packages flying off of a sled from a dangerously great height. Our hosts grab their snow (show?!) shovels and dig through which Christmas/Holiday special is...WORSTEST.
16 Dec 2025
Worst Commercial
Usually commercials are a throwaway, a nuisance; something that your brain barely pays attention to. Other times, they can make such an impact on a culture, they define the zeitgeist of their era, but....we'll be discussing neither of those. This episode is about commercials that are bewildering, offensive, or scathing indictments on a world we shamefully call our own. Get your T-Zone ready to find out which commercial is...WORSTEST!
28 Nov 2025
Worst Kelly
Someone once said they've never met a Kelly who wasn't wonderful. Well, this week our hosts went searching for the 4 worst Kellys they could find, and they didn't disappoint. Hoo boy!
15 Nov 2025
Worst Sports Franchise
Our hosts tackle (much better than the football teams we'll be talking about) their first sports episode....WORST SPORTS FRANCHISE! Will Scott convince us his sports franchise is real? Will Tim risk the wrath of a vindictive sports team owner? Will John ever learn what he's even talking about and will Pete ever be whole again. Listen in and find out.
7 Nov 2025
Worst Cryptid
On a very special HALLOWEEN Episode, our hosts (and resident expert on all things Bigfoot, Simon) do a deep dive throughout cultures and history to uncover which Cryptid ( an animal such as Sasquatch or the Loch Ness Monster, that has been claimed to exist but never proven to exist...but we know better) is WORSTEST!
10 Oct 2025
Worst Sexiest Man Alive
For the first time in their lives, our hosts will be directly linked on the internet with 4 of the sexiest men alive, but which one is the WORSTEST? Listen in and find out!
20 Sept 2025
Worst Color
Which color is a murderer? Which color is a filthy liar? Which color crushes your soul and which color is the harbinger of the apocalypse? Find out on this episode of...WORSTEST!
30 Aug 2025
Worst Breakfast Cereal
This episode, our expert (-ish) hosts bravely take on their scariest subject yet. They fight their way through sugar, graham flour, malodextrose alginate, the 80s, cooking oils, and the 2 great health crises of the 1800s; and come out the other side learning which breakfast cereal is...WORSTEST!
21 Aug 2025
Worst Planet
This week, our 4 hosts battle it out from all over the solar system in order to find out which planet is...WORSTEST!
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