Worthless Clowns

About Worthless Clowns

a podcast celebrating life's embarrassing moments, hosted by Ali O'Neil & Brittany Cardwell

Publisher

Worthless Clowns

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

17 Jan 2023

Latest episode

5 Nov 2026

Latest episodes

10 of 150 episodes have a transcript.

1. 

   5 Nov 2026

   GREAT JOB, GEORGE WASHINGTON

   Ali’s alone in the woods warning all the trees she’s got mace. Brittany’s dad acts out the intricate mechanisms of a car motor. A lister sick of her college admin job accidentally offends an excited freshman with hearing difficulties. Memories of doing data entry to Rage Against The Machine, deep knowledge of lakes, and Steve Irwin. We want your stories!!! Send them in here and we will read them on the pod: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dUW3R4J7smcoWQO-ChGTPMERkZbvTjlrZiM4bzfJ9IM/edit?ts=696e8197 For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Rate us!! And check us out on YouTube! theme music by Adam Turay

2. 

   29 Oct 2026

   THE HORSE IS VERY AWARE OF YOU

   Brittany’s cleaning up a toilet bowl full of vomit at her first job, and falling in love with a horse named Fiona. Ali’s shrimp molts and leaves a ghostly shell behind. A listener experiences the poop version of Woodstock ‘99. Memories of plumbing snakes, a search for a lost chicken, and the poop cruise documentary. We want your stories!!! Send them in here and we will read them on the pod: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dUW3R4J7smcoWQO-ChGTPMERkZbvTjlrZiM4bzfJ9IM/edit?ts=696e8197 For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Rate us!! And check us out on YouTube! theme music by Adam Turay

3. 

   22 Oct 2026

   WHO BROUGHT THESE ROLLS?

   Ali and Brittany film themselves chugging chocolate milk and Gatorade. Brittany calms herself during an MRI by imagining it as noise metal in outer space. Ali fails a dap up and her office won’t let her forget about it. A woman discover someone else brought Hawaiian rolls to the work potluck. Memories of aggressive hand shakes, squiggly cartoons, and Natasha Bedingfield’s Unwritten. We want your stories!!! Send them in here and we will read them on the pod: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dUW3R4J7smcoWQO-ChGTPMERkZbvTjlrZiM4bzfJ9IM/edit?ts=696e8197 For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Rate us!! And check us out on YouTube! theme music by Adam Turay

Inside a recent episode

GUYS LOVE PIXELS

Published 27 Aug 2026 · Transcript excerpt

[…] And you're just like, well, you should go to the hospital if you can't pee. And it's like, all right, buddy, that's not what's happening. Man, she needs like a catheter or something. I know. I don't know if that'll help. Do you still have to? It just comes out of you, right? Yeah, I think. I don't know. […]

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

YouTube views

245,551

Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

15 ratings

Spotify

4.9 / 5

62 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 79 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

92

Social presence

0

YouTube

82

Engagement

82

Contact Worthless Clowns

Guest appearances

Books guests

Based on episode analysis; this does not confirm that the show is currently accepting guests.

Shows with a similar audience

• 

  No Accounting For Taste

• 

  The Daily Zeitgeist

• 

  Hollywood Handbook

• 

  Tuesdays with Stories!

• 

  Stavvy's World

• 

  Normal Gossip

Questions about Worthless Clowns