
You Can't Scare Me!
Hosted by Bob and Brandon and Mario · You Can't Scare Me!
4.9from 87 ratings
- 30
- Episodes
- 3
- Transcribed
- 87
- Ratings
- Monthly
- Cadence
- 2021
- First episode
- 3K
- YouTube views
About You Can't Scare Me!
Listen closely... Do you hear that? OH MY GOD! It's Mario, Bob, Brandon and (sometimes) Rachel venturing through all 62 of the original Goosebumps books by "Jovial Bob" R.L. Stine! Join them for magic hares, "Who's there?"s and jump scares in this super chill episodic podcast that they'll be sued for if they're not careful! Did I mention they also compare the books with their TV show counterparts? No? Well I just did! Support us on Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/youcantscareme)
- Publisher
- You Can't Scare Me!
- Category
- arts
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- No
- First episode
- 26 Oct 2021
- Latest episode
- 15 Oct 2026
Latest episodes
3 of 30 episodes have a transcript.

15 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT
Attack of the Mutant

5 Aug 2026TRANSCRIPT
Goosebumps The Musical

7 Jul 2026TRANSCRIPT
Phantom of the Auditorium
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Attack of the Mutant
Published 15 Oct 2026 · Transcript excerpt
[…] And Libby excused herself from the conversation. She must think I'm a total geek, he thought. For having braces? Surely those would have been visible when you were talking. And loads of kids have braces. Anyway. Skipper, with much quaking and shaking, walked up to the building and wondered if he should go inside. Chapter 7. Button said he chickened out and ran to the bus for his appointment. Later at school, he told Wilson about the building. Wilson surmised that maybe the author of The Masked Mutant had visited their town, saw the building, and based the comic version off it. Skipper agreed this made sense, but was a little disappointed. […]
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- YouTube views
- 3,203
- Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
- Apple Podcasts (US)
- 5.0 / 5
- 22 ratings
- Spotify
- 4.9 / 5
- 65 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 54 / 100
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- Quality
- 45
- Social presence
- 0
- YouTube
- 74
- Engagement
- 85
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