You Can't Scare Me!

You Can't Scare Me!

Hosted by Bob and Brandon and Mario · You Can't Scare Me!

4.9from 87 ratings

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54Podcast AuthorityScore out of 100 · How it is scored
30
Episodes
3
Transcribed
87
Ratings
Monthly
Cadence
2021
First episode
3K
YouTube views

About You Can't Scare Me!

Listen closely... Do you hear that? OH MY GOD! It's Mario, Bob, Brandon and (sometimes) Rachel venturing through all 62 of the original Goosebumps books by "Jovial Bob" R.L. Stine! Join them for magic hares, "Who's there?"s and jump scares in this super chill episodic podcast that they'll be sued for if they're not careful! Did I mention they also compare the books with their TV show counterparts? No? Well I just did! ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠ (https://www.patreon.com/youcantscareme)

Publisher
You Can't Scare Me!
Category
arts
Language
en
Explicit
No
First episode
26 Oct 2021
Latest episode
15 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

3 of 30 episodes have a transcript.

  1. 15 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT

    Attack of the Mutant

  2. 5 Aug 2026TRANSCRIPT

    Goosebumps The Musical

  3. 7 Jul 2026TRANSCRIPT

    Phantom of the Auditorium

Inside a recent episode

Attack of the Mutant

Published 15 Oct 2026 · Transcript excerpt

[…] And Libby excused herself from the conversation. She must think I'm a total geek, he thought. For having braces? Surely those would have been visible when you were talking. And loads of kids have braces. Anyway. Skipper, with much quaking and shaking, walked up to the building and wondered if he should go inside. Chapter 7. Button said he chickened out and ran to the bus for his appointment. Later at school, he told Wilson about the building. Wilson surmised that maybe the author of The Masked Mutant had visited their town, saw the building, and based the comic version off it. Skipper agreed this made sense, but was a little disappointed. […]

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YouTube views
3,203
Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
Apple Podcasts (US)
5.0 / 5
22 ratings
Spotify
4.9 / 5
65 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 54 / 100

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45
Social presence
0
YouTube
74
Engagement
85

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Bob and Brandon and Mario host the show. Published by You Can't Scare Me!.

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