It’s giving the most Gemini-coded experience possible—hence, the absolutely ridiculous name 😂 We have no set directive of horoscopic work or prediction for this project. Instead, we desire this space to be one where we can all giggle and gag about the astrology, magic, and culture happening around us. We desire a sweet and enjoyable listen as you drive to work or take a leisurely walk, filled with laughter, tea, and fun.

You Can't Be Pretty and Smart
Claim This Podcastby John Zambarano and Zacchary Powell
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It’s giving the most Gemini-coded experience possible—hence, the absolutely ridiculous name 😂 We have no set directive of horoscopic work or prediction for this project. Instead, we desire this space to be one where we can all giggle and gag about the astrology, magic, and culture happening around us. We desire a sweet and enjoyable listen as you drive to work or take a leisurely walk, filled with laughter, tea, and fun.
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August 30, 2024
Episode 4: Mars-Rāhu Part 2 — Remediation is a Relationship
<p>In this episode, John and Zacchary continue discussing the combination of Mars and Rāhu in the natal chart. We expand on Simone Biles and introduce Beyoncé into the discussion. Episode four heavily involves the discussion of astrological remediation—as it's something that both of us love to focus on in our lives and in our practices—discussing ways to remediate difficult placements, what remediation really is, and many other topics connected to astrological remediation.</p> <p> Below you'll find information on how to follow/book with both John and Zacchary, and where to subscribe to our patreon! As always, thank you for tuning in and supporting us! Patreon: patreon.com/youcantbepretty John Zambarano Website: https://astrolojohn.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/john.on.jupiter Threads: https://threads.net/@john.on.jupiter Twitter: https://twitter.com/astrolojohn Zacchary Powell Website: https://linktr.ee/zaccpowell Instagram: https://instagram.com/zaccpowell Threads: https://threads.net/@zaccpowell Twitter: https://twitter.com/zaccpowell</p>

July 26, 2024
Episode 3: Mars-Rāhu Part 1 — Simone & Serena Are Better Than You!
<p> We're back for episode three! In part 1 of this two-part episode focused on Mars and Rāhu (the North Node of the Moon), we discuss deception, villainry, villainization, treachery, and much more connected two these two malefic grahas. In part 1, we deep dive into Peppermint, Serena Williams and Simone Biles. Stay tuned for part 2 where we further discuss Simone Biles, bring up Beyoncé, Megan Thee Stallion, and how to remediate difficult placements with these malefic forces. Below you'll find information on how to follow/book with both John and Zacchary, and where to subscribe to our patreon! As always, thank you for tuning in and supporting us! Patreon: patreon.com/youcantbepretty John Zambarano Website: https://astrolojohn.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/john.on.jupiter Threads: https://threads.net/@john.on.jupiter Twitter: https://twitter.com/astrolojohn Zacchary Powell Website: https://linktr.ee/zaccpowell Instagram: https://instagram.com/zaccpowell Threads: https://threads.net/@zaccpowell Twitter: https://twitter.com/zaccpowell</p>

July 9, 2024
Episode 2: Venus Retrograde Retrospective and BRAT Girl Summer
<p>Time for episode 2 divas! This week, we discuss BRAT, the new Charli XCX album that has inspired the BRAT Girl Summer that we're currently experiencing. BRAT Girl Summer, however, could not have been possible without last year's Barbie Girl Summer which occurred during Venus's Retrograde through Leo. We discuss all of this, the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, RuPaul's Drag Race, and more in episode 2! </p>
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