You Couldn't Write This

About You Couldn't Write This

You're invited to the group chat. Come for the stories and stay for the chaos. It does get funnier, we promise.

Publisher

Dream0graphy, thatswhatalsaid

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

15 Dec 2023

Latest episode

15 Mar 2024

Latest episodes

8 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   15 Mar 2024

   Ep 7: Tears at The Eisteddfod

   We are back with another episode of the 'You Couldn't Write This' podcast! Join us this week as we let you into a few secrets from our high school diaries. Below are a list of themes that some listeners may want to know appear in this weeks episode. Check back here each week as the content themes will change. We do this to allow our audiences to listen with ease and to not enforce discomfort. Content themes: Profanity, Mental Illness, Broken bones, Acid Join us on a journey as we laugh our way through over a decade of friendship, embarrassing moments and things, to put simply, that you just couldn't write. Content tags: Barry Island, Vale of Glamorgan, South Wales, Cardiff, Penarth, Funny stories, Best Friends, Sea Swimming, Laughing, Charity Shopping, Cooking, Books, January, Comedy, Story time, Eisteddfod, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, Karaoke

2. 

   1 Mar 2024

   Ep 6: The 50mph Fly

   We're back in business! Have you missed us? This week we discuss life's biggest question: The 50mph Fly. Below are a list of themes that some listeners may want to know appear in this weeks episode. Check back here each week as the content themes will change. We do this to allow our audiences to listen with ease and to not enforce discomfort. Content themes: Profanity, Mental Illness, Join us on a journey as we laugh our way through over a decade of friendship, embarrassing moments and things, to put simply, that you just couldn't write. Content tags: Barry Island, Vale of Glamorgan, South Wales, Cardiff, Penarth, Funny stories, Best Friends, Sea Swimming, Laughing, Charity Shopping, Cooking, Books, January, Comedy, Story time

3. 

   26 Jan 2024

   Ep 5: January Wrapped

   Join us as we discuss all things January that we’ve failed to mention during the month. Below are a list of themes that some listeners may want to know appear in this weeks episode. Check back here each week as the content themes will change. We do this to allow our audiences to listen with ease and to not enforce discomfort. Content themes: Profanity, Emetophobia Join us on a journey as we laugh our way through over a decade of friendship, embarrassing moments and things, to put simply, that you just couldn't write. Content tags: Barry Island, Vale of Glamorgan, South Wales, Cardiff, Penarth, Funny stories, Best Friends, Sea Swimming, Laughing, Charity Shopping, Cooking, Books, January, Comedy, Story time

4. 

   19 Jan 2024

   Ep 4: The Bingo, The Owls and The Concrete Outflow

   We’re not entirely sure what all of these things have in common, either. Join us on another episode of the ‘You Couldn’t Write This’ podcast and we can figure it out together. Below are a list of themes that some listeners may want to know appear in this weeks episode. Check back here each week as the content themes will change. We do this to allow our audiences to listen with ease and to not enforce discomfort. Content themes: gambling, profanity, drowning, sea, blood, injury, discussing death Join us on a journey as we laugh our way through over a decade of friendship, embarrassing moments and things, to put simply, that you just couldn't write. Content tags: Barry Island, Vale of Glamorgan, South Wales, Cardiff, Penarth, Funny stories, Best Friends, Bingo, Gifts, Christmas, Parents, Family, Owls, Podcast, Have A Word Pod, Harry Potter, Parliament, Swimming, Deep Sea, Cold Water Swimming, Injury, Blood, Safe Swimming, Beach, Safety

5. 

   12 Jan 2024

   Bonus Ep: Saltburn Special

   Bonus Ep: Saltburn Special* Welcome to a bonus episode of the ‘You Couldn’t Write This’ podcast. This week, we give you our raw reaction to the most talked-about movie, Saltburn - Directed by Emerald Fennell, starring Barry Keoghan and Jacob Elordi. *Below are a list of themes that some listeners may want to know appear in this weeks episode. Check back here each week as the content themes will change. We do this to allow our audiences to listen with ease and to not enforce discomfort. Content themes: Eating Disorder, Sick/Gagging, Emetophobia, Sexual Activity, Non-Consent, Death, Drugs, family Death, Smoking, Suicide, Murder, Profanity, life support, end of life, palliative care The full list of trigger warnings can be found here: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt17351924/parentalguide (https://m.imdb.com/title/tt17351924/parentalguide) Join us on a journey as we laugh our way through over a decade of friendship, embarrassing moments and things, to put simply, that you just couldn't write. Content tags: Barry Island, Vale of Glamorgan, South Wales, Cardiff, Penarth, Funny stories, Best Friends, Saltburn, Movie, Review, Movie review, Barry Keoghan, Jacob Elordi, Emer ald Fennell, Trends, Trending, Popular, Cinema, Film

6. 

   5 Jan 2024

   Ep 3: The Charity Shop Gift Swap

   Welcome back to another episode of the ‘You Couldn’t Write This’ podcast. This Epsiode is available visually on TikTok: @youcouldntwritethispod In this week’s episode, we exchange gifts that we’ve purchased from charity shops. We set five categories to buy from, for each other: Category 1: Something you will use. Category 2: Something beginning with the letter ‘A’. Category 3: Something for £1 or less. Category 4: Something completely random. Category 5: Something associated with Wales. Below are a list of themes that some listeners may want to know appear in this weeks episode. Check back here each week as the content themes will change. We do this to allow our audiences to listen with ease and to not enforce discomfort. Content themes: profanity, discussing death Join us on a journey as we laugh our way through over a decade of friendship, embarrassing moments and things, to put simply, that you just couldn't write. Content tags: Barry Island, Vale of Glamorgan, South Wales, Cardiff, Penarth, Funny stories, Best Friends, Christmas, Family, Charity, Charity Shops, Gifts, Present, Thrifting, Charity Shop Haul, Preloved, Secondhand, Christmas Presents, Penarth, Shopping, Game

7. 

   23 Dec 2023

   Ep. 2: Don't Hassle The Hoff

   Welcome back to another episode of the 'You Couldn't Write This' podcast. In todays episode we discuss the conclusion of the key saga (listen to last weeks episode for context), Christmas traditions and celebrity encounters. (Talk about not actually having a theme!) Below are a list of themes that some listeners may want to know appear in this weeks episode. Check back here each week as the content themes will change. We do this to allow our audiences to listen with ease and to not enforce discomfort. Content themes: profanity, discussions of Father Christmas (not suitable for little ears), parenting/having a child, family, alcohol, superstitions Join us on a journey as we laugh our way through over a decade of friendship, embarrassing moments and things, to put simply, that you just couldn't write. Content tags: Barry Island, Vale of Glamorgan, South Wales, Cardiff, Penarth, Funny stories, Best Friends, Christmas, Family, David Hasselhoff, Elisabeth Sladen, Matt Smith, Doctor Who, Gavin and Stacey, Pavarotti, Jack Nicholson, Ricky Gervais, Musical Theatre, John-Owen Jones, Gilmore Girls, Only Murders In The Building, Martin Short, Staying Relevant, Pete Wicks, Sam Thompson, Uncle Bryn, James Corden

8. 

   15 Dec 2023

   Ep. 1: The Monday From Hell

   Welcome to our first episode of the 'You Couldn't Write This' podcast. Join us on a journey as we laugh our way through over a decade of friendship, embarrassing moments and things, to put simply, that you just couldn't write. Todays episode is an introduction to Abbie and Alana (of course, you'll get to know them more as the series continues) and a step-by-step account of Alana's Monday from Hell. Subscribe to our podcast to hear new episodes weekly. Content themes: gambling, profanity Content tags: Barry Island, Vale of Glamorgan, South Wales, Cardiff, Penarth, Funny stories, Best Friends

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