Carey and Josh are back by popular demand to find out what happens when you con people to give to charity, learn who's nose has to cross the finish line in a water ski race and take a good look into how to get over your friends shark attack. Let that ball slip away and scream at the seaweed, you're not just bored out way over spec, you might be Baywatched!
27 Feb 2024
Shark Derby
Carey and Josh find out that you need a young strong back and some towels before chumming, being in the opening credits means nothing in this life or the next and your restaurant idea might as well put on a live execution cause people are only hungry for blood. So surf like a wounded seal and accept your fate, you've been chosen to be Baywatched.
13 Feb 2024
Eclipse
Carey and Josh find out the cost of harbouring a fugitive dog, fail to see the rebellion behind thieving antique diving equipment and learn that ghost women have feelings of suicide too. Choke down a pound of raw beef and tell your therapist to go to hell, cause when they get there they'll figure you might be Baywatched.
6 Feb 2024
Snake Eyes
Carey and Josh learn what lifeguards do on their day off, discover the not so subtle lack of nuance in illegal gambling and just because your dad is rearranging your teachers guts doesn't mean she forgot you owe her one thousand words on the boxcar children. Rent that tux and ruin the rental boat cause the house always wins when you're Baywatched.
29 Jan 2024
Muddy Waters
Carey and Josh learn that the most important part of being a lifeguard is knowing how to go down slides, get a tan, eat hot chip and have someone violate your trust with a sexy swimsuit calendar. Sabotage those water pumps to impress your teenage friends cause you must be this tall to be Baywatched.
15 Jan 2024
We Need a Vacation
Carey and Josh learn that boundaries are going to get broken whether you invited that person into your home or not, its not always good to hear someone speak American and while the heart wants what the heart wants the hard on should probably keep to his dang self. Crack open a cerveza and king me pig dog cause Norman Rockwell told me You Might be Baywatched.
8 Jan 2024
Armoured Car & Home Cort
Carey and Josh find out that the holidays can be a reprieve from the treachery of Adobe, getting your friends killed will get you a mortgage and that sex sells chicken sandwiches. Reinvest your profit and drink that tequila straight from the bottle cause you've been Baywatched since the day you were born.
11 Dec 2023
The Reunion
Carey and Josh fight back their sleep demons while they learn how to steal cars and influence people, get confused about outdated bro codes and believe in the magic of rowing. Throw some more ribs on the grill and point suggestively cause it's terminal and that means You Might be Baywatched!
4 Dec 2023
Shelter Me
Carey and Josh find out there is more than one way to patch a roof, ponder deeply the sex appeal of unibrows and come to realize that storms not only bring lovers together but also get them pistol whipped. Put on the borrowed sweats and promise to be more spontaneous because You Might be Baywatched!
29 Nov 2023
Cretin of The Shallows
Carey and Josh get down with oral surgery contact highs and find that just because you dreamed about your overly physical friends wife in That Way doesn't mean she was actually writhing around on the floor. Oh and something about murder slips in there too. Break out the surf ski and get used to the wet stuff because you're Baywatched to hell and back my friend.
21 Nov 2023
Cruise Ship
Carey and Josh find out that just because you can move meth doesn't mean you can move a boat, the gentle stalking of a preteen girl can cut into me time and how meaningless It is to stay at headquarters in the afternoon. Slap that speed bag and blind test the veal because you're about to be Baywatched.
13 Nov 2023
Rookie School
Fertility, Pharmaceuticals and Rock and Roll. Carey and Josh are made painfully aware of the white males privacy needs and that self imposed lifeguard exile won't stop that psycho ex boyfriend. Destroy your bodies on your own time cause we're scheduled to be Baywatched.
6 Nov 2023
The Drowning Pool
Carey and Josh come to find that heart surgery is more than a feeling when it involves a two mile swim and an intricate plot for captial m Murder. Go home Fred, you're already Baywatched.
30 Oct 2023
The Sky is Falling
Carey and Josh learn about all the ways you shouldn't interact with your soon to be ex wife, how to properly love a lifeguard tower and that laundering stolen cash in the open ocean will leave you with regrets. Its episode six and by now You Might be Baywatched.
23 Oct 2023
Message in a Bottle
Carey and Josh find out the hard facts of life with Hobie and the gang as they learn that joy riding in your dad's yacht will in fact not help your parents divorce go smoother.
16 Oct 2023
Second Wave
Sometimes you recheck the lieutenant and sometimes the lieutenant rechecks you. Raise the blackball and put on your fancy jacket, Carey and Josh tackle the 4th episode of Baywatch season 1 to find out if virgin surfboards do really have more fun.
9 Oct 2023
Heat Wave
A tale of two dads. One, a barracuda. The other, an animal. Find out who got fathered with Carey and Josh, because You Might be Baywatched!
2 Oct 2023
In Deep
We've got the power skis, we've got the lying to a parental figure, we've got the squashed sandwich. That's an episode two right there.
26 Sept 2023
Panic at Malibu Pier
Join us, Josh and Carey, as we break down the original TV movie pilot for Baywatch in our very first episode!
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