Join co-hosts Parker (gay & looking) and Haley (straight & betting) for a weekly deep dive into sports’ messiest headlines from their tiny Manhattan apartments. No coach, player, or WAG is safe from their irreverent commentary—unless your name happens to be Joe Burrow. You Throw Like a Girl invites you to come hang with your two new besties as they dissect the latest sports drama while stumbling through single life in NYC. It's the sports escape you didn’t know you needed—and no one asked for.
This week, Parker and Haley emerge from a two-week hiatus with a fire-hose of sports chaos—and zero time to waste.
Knicks-Celtics madness: New York’s under-dog roar shakes MSG, but the night turns somber when Jayson Tatum drops with a suspected Achilles tear. Parker flees a packed K-Town bar in full meat-sweats while Knicks fans celebrate in the streets.
Draft-lottery déjà vu: With just a 1.8 % chance, Dallas lands the No. 1 pick and dibs on Cooper Flg—uh, Flagg—mere months after the Luka trade. Parker explains the “Ticketmaster presale” math behind the NBA lottery; Haley calls cap on the league’s smoke-filled back room.
Stanley Cup soap opera: Haley’s sleep schedule is obliterated by 2:30 a.m. puck drops, Canadian hopefuls, and Dallas Stars drama. Wag jackets, miracle comebacks, and Connor McDavid heroics keep her betting app alive (barely).
Holy Chi-Town! The first-ever American Pope—South-Side, deep-dish-loving, Sox-repping Leo XIV—sends Chicago Twitter into meme overdrive.
Bill Belichick v. Twin-Flame TikTok: Jordan Hudson’s eight-million-dollar property grab, CBS walk-off, and second-runner-up Miss Maine bid have the Belichick clan fuming—while Parker wonders if we’re all pawns in her 3-D-chess merch drop.
Rom-Smut on ice: Retired NHL enforcer Sean Avery drops Summer Skate, a Hamptons-meets-rookie-romance thriller tailor-made for Haley’s Kindle (and vibrator).
MVPs & LVPs, on the clock: Simone Biles, Isaiah Pacheco and Mother’s-Day walk-up songs get love; Astros death-threat fans and Olivia Ponton’s Joe Burrow walk-of-shame eat dirt—all in 60-second rapid-fire chaos.
What’s next: NFL schedule release (aka Haley’s fall travel planner) and Parker’s reluctant shift from grieving Celtics fan to Minnesota Timberwolves band-wagoner.
Grab your stopwatch—the pod is speed-running sports scandal this week.
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25 Apr 2025
Pod 29: You Get Fired Like A Girl
This week on the pod, Jalen Hurts quietly marries his college sweetheart; a Boston Marathon runner proposes at Mile 25; and Diplo makes you pay $100 to run a 5K (concert wristband included). One Cavinder twin flashes a Dallas-Cowboy-sized diamond while the other drags ex-QB Carson Beck on YouTube. Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old “COO” girlfriend trademarks Chapel Bill and joins him in the Hurricanes owners’ suite—because, of course, she does.
Playoff season hits hard: NHL ratings dip 18 percent, but Connor McDavid’s four-point magic, wag-jacket couture, and talk of a Gabriel Landeskog miracle return keep us glued. At MSG, 50 Cent, Ben Stiller, the Jonas Bros, and Timothée Chalamet watch the Knicks while Jason Tatum takes a tough-love wrist check. Meanwhile, Aaron Rodgers delivers a whole lot of nothing on McAfee, and MLB umps somehow call an Aaron Judge bomb foul thanks to minor-league foul poles.
The legal circus belongs to Shannon Sharpe: a $50 million civil suit, $10 million hush offers, Tony Busby theatrics, and a looming “release-the-tape” showdown that has everyone screaming remove me from the group chat.
MVPs go to Team USA women’s hockey for grabbing world-championship gold and to pickleball for officially replacing golf as Wall Street’s networking flex. LVPs land on MLB’s foul-pole fiasco and Mavericks GM Nico Harrison’s “it’s awesome, but not in a good way” presser.
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17 Apr 2025
Pod 28: You Leak Nudes Like A Girl
This week, Parker and Haley dive headfirst into some of the messiest sports drama we’ve seen in a minute. First up: world #1 tennis player Jannik Sinner’s doping scandal gets a twist courtesy of his fired trainer, who drops some suspiciously well-timed receipts. Then it’s over to the NFL, where Tyreek Hill’s domestic chaos escalates with a 911 call, a smashed computer, and yet another divorce filing.
Things take a turn for the very NSFW when alleged leaked videos of Titans QB Will Levis and influencer ex Gia Duddy surface online—so yes, we conducted some uncomfortable (but necessary) investigative journalism. NBA Playoffs are officially here, and Parker’s brother joins the pod to break down everything you need to know—including a fiery update on Haley’s Milwaukee 9 situationship.
Plus: a Braves broadcaster tries to pick up a girl on air, Budweiser nails a genius goalie-themed campaign, and MVPs/LVPs range from Rory McIlroy’s long-awaited Masters win to JD Vance fumbling Ohio State’s trophy at the White House. Buckle up—this one’s got it all.
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