You've Got to Be Critting Me is a story-driven Dungeons & Dragons actual-play podcast following a chaotic band of adventurers; Malcius the flamboyant tiefling bard, Sefi the towering goliath fighter, Thormir the mischievous dwarven druid, and Todd the masked half-elf rogue; guided by their long-suffering Dungeon Master, Jeff. Blending comedy, heartfelt roleplay, and cinematic storytelling, the party stumbles through bandits, beans, mysteries, and magical disasters as they try (and often fail) to become heroes. If you love character-focused adventures, unpredictable dice rolls, and a party that thrives on questionable decisions, this is the show for you.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
You've Got to Be Critting Me
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You've Got to Be Critting Me is a story-driven Dungeons & Dragons actual-play podcast following a chaotic band of adventurers; Malcius the flamboyant tiefling bard, Sefi the towering goliath fighter, Thormir the mischievous dwarven druid, and Todd the masked half-elf rogue; guided by their long-suffering Dungeon Master, Jeff. Blending comedy, heartfelt roleplay, and cinematic storytelling, the party stumbles through bandits, beans, mysteries, and magical disasters as they try (and often fail) to become heroes. If you love character-focused adventures, unpredictable dice rolls, and a party that thrives on questionable decisions, this is the show for you.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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July 1, 2026
Episode 40: Crop Dusted by Ghost Mom
<p>Back in Sestone, the party takes stock of their belongings, gets a few mysterious magical items identified, and learns that Todd’s mask may be connected to something far more powerful than they realized. After sharing the story of their recent adventures with the townsfolk, Sefi is approached by Jeremiah, who asks to join the party and begin his own journey as an adventurer. Despite plenty of warnings, second thoughts, and concern from his parents, Jeremiah is allowed to tag along as the group heads back toward Beckinsdale. His first night on the road quickly becomes a crash course in camp duties, watch shifts, strange companions, and the harsh realities of adventuring.</p><br><p>DM: Jeffery Jordan</p><p>Malcius: Travis Stewart</p><p>Sefi: Morgan Gibson</p><p>Thormir: Nick Miller</p><p>Todd: Bryce Shearer</p><p>Podcast art by Ada Hath</p><p>Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA_GCogdjMaVjv19y3gl6NQ" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>YouTube</u></a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/1BMITM12bahSSVJjmdDmuF" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Spotify</u></a>, and <a href="https://music.apple.com/us/artist/bardcore/1537773807" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Apple Music</u></a></p><p>Additional DM elements by <a href="https://loresmyth.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Loresmyth</u></a></p><p>Join our <a href="https://open.acast.com/networks/670354966f369dd03591ea63/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/episodes/www.patreon.com/youvegottobecrittingme" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Patreon!</u></a></p><p>Buy our merch on our <a href="https://critting-me-pod-shop.fourthwall.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>website</u></a>!</p><p>Follow us on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/youvegottobecrittingme/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Instagram</u></a>, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61563037528873" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Facebook</u></a>, and <a href="https://www.threads.net/@youvegottobecrittingme" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Threads</u></a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
June 29, 2026
A Quick Update on Episode 40
<p>Hey guys, Travis here. Quick update on Episode 40: I’m working hard to get it finished, but unfortunately my full-time day job keeps insisting on being “important” and “necessary to survive.”</p><br><p>I don’t want to rush the episode out before it’s fully polished and sounding the way you’ve come to expect from us, so give me just a couple more days and we’ll have that sweet, sweet content ready for your tender little ears.</p><br><p>Thanks for sticking with us. The fact that you keep coming back means a lot, and I promise we’re making this one worth the wait.</p><br><p>DM: Jeffery Jordan</p><p>Malcius: Travis Stewart</p><p>Sefi: Morgan Gibson</p><p>Thormir: Nick Miller</p><p>Todd: Bryce Shearer</p><p>Podcast art by Ada Hath</p><p>Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA_GCogdjMaVjv19y3gl6NQ" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>YouTube</u></a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/1BMITM12bahSSVJjmdDmuF" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Spotify</u></a>, and <a href="https://music.apple.com/us/artist/bardcore/1537773807" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Apple Music</u></a></p><p>Additional DM elements by <a href="https://loresmyth.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Loresmyth</u></a></p><p>Join our <a href="https://open.acast.com/networks/670354966f369dd03591ea63/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/episodes/www.patreon.com/youvegottobecrittingme" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Patreon!</u></a></p><p>Buy our merch on our <a href="https://critting-me-pod-shop.fourthwall.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>website</u></a>!</p><p>Follow us on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/youvegottobecrittingme/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Instagram</u></a>, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61563037528873" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Facebook</u></a>, and <a href="https://www.threads.net/@youvegottobecrittingme" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Threads</u></a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
June 15, 2026
Episode 39: Grand Theft Arcana
<p>The dream is over… and everything they stole is gone.</p><br><p>Back in the real world, the party sets their sights on Pendilor, but first, a detour south. A midnight break-in, memories brought to life, and Thormir’s first swimming lesson await.</p><br><p>DM: Jeffery Jordan</p><p>Malcius: Travis Stewart</p><p>Sefi: Morgan Gibson</p><p>Thormir: Nick Miller</p><p>Todd: Bryce Shearer</p><p>Podcast art by Ada Hath</p><p>Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA_GCogdjMaVjv19y3gl6NQ" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>YouTube</u></a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/1BMITM12bahSSVJjmdDmuF" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Spotify</u></a>, and <a href="https://music.apple.com/us/artist/bardcore/1537773807" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Apple Music</u></a></p><p>Additional DM elements by <a href="https://loresmyth.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Loresmyth</u></a></p><p>Join our <a href="https://open.acast.com/networks/670354966f369dd03591ea63/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/episodes/www.patreon.com/youvegottobecrittingme" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Patreon!</u></a></p><p>Buy our merch on our <a href="https://critting-me-pod-shop.fourthwall.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>website</u></a>!</p><p>Follow us on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/youvegottobecrittingme/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Instagram</u></a>, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61563037528873" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Facebook</u></a>, and <a href="https://www.threads.net/@youvegottobecrittingme" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Threads</u></a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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