You've Got to Be Critting Me

About You've Got to Be Critting Me

You've Got to Be Critting Me is a story-driven Dungeons & Dragons actual-play podcast following a chaotic band of adventurers; Malcius the flamboyant tiefling bard, Sefi the towering goliath fighter, Thormir the mischievous dwarven druid, and Todd the masked half-elf rogue; guided by their long-suffering Dungeon Master, Jeff. Blending comedy, heartfelt roleplay, and cinematic storytelling, the party stumbles through bandits, beans, mysteries, and magical disasters as they try (and often fail) to become heroes. If you love character-focused adventures, unpredictable dice rolls, and a party that thrives on questionable decisions, this is the show for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

Publisher

You've Got to Be Critting Me LLC

Category

fiction · fiction

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

7 Oct 2024

Latest episode

7 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

55 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   7 Oct 2026

   Episode 45: The Pendelorian and Grogu

   After surviving their encounter with the mysterious rift, the party makes camp for the night, giving Jeremiah a chance to learn more about his new companions and uncover a few surprisingly personal stories. While Todd struggles with Shala’s disappearance, the group finally reaches the outskirts of Pendelor, where they settle in, deal with the unfortunate passenger they’ve been hauling around, and prepare to take care of some long overdue Adventurers Guild business. DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA_GCogdjMaVjv19y3gl6NQ), Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/artist/1BMITM12bahSSVJjmdDmuF), and Apple Music (https://music.apple.com/us/artist/bardcore/1537773807) Additional DM elements by Loresmyth (https://loresmyth.com/) Join our Patreon! (https://open.acast.com/networks/670354966f369dd03591ea63/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/episodes/www.patreon.com/youvegottobecrittingme) Buy our merch on our website (https://www.youvegottobecrittingme.com/)! Follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/youvegottobecrittingme/), Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61563037528873), and Threads (https://www.threads.net/@youvegottobecrittingme) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

2. 

   21 Sept 2026

   Episode 44: P.S.Hell

   The party faces a terrifying new threat as a mysterious void portal tears open in a wheat field and brings a horde of sinister scarecrows to life. In this episode of You’ve Got to Be Critting Me, our adventure takes a dark autumn turn filled with strange powers, dangerous magic, and one very unsettling pumpkin-headed foe. DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA_GCogdjMaVjv19y3gl6NQ), Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/artist/1BMITM12bahSSVJjmdDmuF), and Apple Music (https://music.apple.com/us/artist/bardcore/1537773807) Additional DM elements by Loresmyth (https://loresmyth.com/) Join our Patreon! (https://open.acast.com/networks/670354966f369dd03591ea63/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/episodes/www.patreon.com/youvegottobecrittingme) Buy our merch on our website (https://www.youvegottobecrittingme.com/)! Follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/youvegottobecrittingme/), Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61563037528873), and Threads (https://www.threads.net/@youvegottobecrittingme) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

3. 

   7 Sept 2026

   Episode 43: Honor is Proven in Deed

   On the road to Pendilor, the party gets sidetracked by a roadside dispute that threatens to become much more serious than it needs to be. After a little diplomacy, a little deception, and some less than honest extracurricular activity, they continue their journey, only to find that something strange is waiting for them further down the road. DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA_GCogdjMaVjv19y3gl6NQ), Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/artist/1BMITM12bahSSVJjmdDmuF), and Apple Music (https://music.apple.com/us/artist/bardcore/1537773807) Additional DM elements by Loresmyth (https://loresmyth.com/) Join our Patreon! (https://open.acast.com/networks/670354966f369dd03591ea63/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/episodes/www.patreon.com/youvegottobecrittingme) Buy our merch on our website (https://critting-me-pod-shop.fourthwall.com/)! Follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/youvegottobecrittingme/), Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61563037528873), and Threads (https://www.threads.net/@youvegottobecrittingme) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

Who has been a guest on You've Got to Be Critting Me

Names identified in recent episode analyses. Showing up to five guests.

• Travis Stewart
• Morgan Gibson
• Nick Miller
• Bryce Shearer

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

YouTube views

3,609,213

Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

6 ratings

Spotify

4.9 / 5

19 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 46 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

23

Social presence

91

YouTube

93

Engagement

32

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