Your Internet Boyfriends is a weekly catch up podcast from two Irish comedians - one gay, one straight, both gorgeous - navigating dating, life and disasters in London through completely different lenses.
Each week is a mix of queer/straight laugh out loud stories, a little too honest confessions, unqualifited advice to listeners and the kind of unfiltered conversations you’ll whisper to your friends. Mark and Denis are the honest, funny and unexpectedly wholesome queer-straight friendship you didn’t know you needed.
Denis leaves Lisa at the back of a Ryanair flight, shares his foolproof trick for the seat lottery and finds out what lives under the seats on the dirtiest plane in Ireland. Meanwhile, Mark heads to Dublin for a big national media moment that may or may not survive the edit.
We also chat:
Why voice notes should be a jailable offence
A complaint from Anthony
No Nut November and the NoFap superpowers
The YIB inbox receives its first piece
What on earth is Locktober?
A school Lent challenge in Mallow
Skip-a-thons and alien inflatable chairs
Celebrity Traitors
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8 Oct 2026
#88 Mark Tries to Get Denis Into a Thong
Traitors, thongs and TV licence inspectors. Fresh from the live show, the boys thank the fans who flew in from Cork, and Denis tries to retire his automatic handshake. Meanwhile, Mark has joined society and finally got a TV licence, just in time for his first ever episode of Celebrity Traitors.
Plus, Tom Ford is sending men down the runway in thongs, and Mark tries to talk Denis into giving one a go.
We also chat:
Denis's three razors and the rarest plug on earth
Space gays vs over-it gays
No hot water at Denis's
The neighbour who carried a turkey up the road
Miso's new box
When AI becomes your inner monologue
What show would RTÉ give us?
Get in touch by whatsapp on Your Internet Boyfriend Hotline +44 777 69 53 292.
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1 Oct 2026
#87 Would You Go to a Naked Barber?
It's spooky season in the studio, pumpkins, candles and a burnt tangerine blouse. Mark spends a break from his tours eating IKEA meatballs, stumbles into a Tom Holland lookalike competition in Soho Square, and brings news of an East London celebrity barber who now cuts hair with no clothes on.
Meanwhile, Denis's hairdresser flat out refuses to cut his hair, and he reads Mark Dolly Alderton's reasons to have a boyfriend.
We also chat:
Tonight's live show: a dishy chef, a grand piano and a surprise number
Denis's diesel car
What fancy dress actually does it for people, from French maids to lumberjacks
Halloween costume disasters, from Florence and the Machine to a nun
Coming out and Gen Z
Barbers who get a bit too close
Get in touch by whatsapp on Your Internet Boyfriend Hotline +44 777 69 53 292.
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