Picture this: Two guys, full throttle through life, with mutual friends asking, "How do you NOT know each other?" Enter fate. We became Instagram pen pals (yes, that’s a thing), met in person, and instantly knew—we'd either be best friends or end up murdering each other. Jury’s still out. We talk. A lot. Cars, wine, chaos, bad decisions—you name it. Every call ends with: "That should’ve been a podcast." So now? THIS CALL IS BEING RECORDED. Welcome to You're the Beast—no seatbelts, no scripts, just glorious nonsense. Buckle up.
You're the BEAST - With Jarod DeAnda and Keith Saarloos
Claim This Podcastby Jarod DeAnda - The DeAnderthal + Keith Saarloos - The Grape Ape
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Picture this: Two guys, full throttle through life, with mutual friends asking, "How do you NOT know each other?" Enter fate. We became Instagram pen pals (yes, that’s a thing), met in person, and instantly knew—we'd either be best friends or end up murdering each other. Jury’s still out. We talk. A lot. Cars, wine, chaos, bad decisions—you name it. Every call ends with: "That should’ve been a podcast." So now? THIS CALL IS BEING RECORDED. Welcome to You're the Beast—no seatbelts, no scripts, just glorious nonsense. Buckle up.
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Recent Episodes
June 3, 2025
Everyone Wants to Be a Cowboy Until It’s Time to Do Cowboy Sh*t
Hosts Jarod DeAnda and Keith Saarloos discuss the realities of ranching, contrasting romanticized notions with the visceral experiences of life, death, and hard work.
May 9, 2025
No Sweet Spot, No Seatbelts, Just Fountains and Dirt
<p>Keith Saarloos and Jarod DeAnda are back in the arena—swinging hammers, burying fugazis, and preaching the analog gospel to a world that forgot how to get its hands dirty. This episode’s got it all: wine, Hot Wheels, AI, ADHD, golf, beef, joy, generational trauma, and why your grass isn’t greener—it's just neglected. They talk about being dads, being dudes, being fountains not drains, and why building something real means bleeding for it. No safe spaces. No branding decks. Just two friends punching the modern world in the face with hope. If you’ve ever screamed into the void and then picked up a shovel anyway—this one’s for you. You’re the Beast.</p>
April 1, 2025
The Gluttony Episode: Disney, Diners & Death Row Meals
<p><strong>"GLUTTONY: Diners, Disney, Death Row Meals & Dole Whips"</strong></p><p>In this episode, Keith and Jarod dive headfirst into the theme of <strong>gluttony</strong>—but not the shameful kind. The good kind. The earned kind. The kind where you live a little louder, eat a little better, and squeeze every last drop out of life.</p><p>From <strong>California diners</strong> to <strong>Florida theme parks</strong>, this is a cross-country meditation on indulgence, contentment, and what it means to really enjoy yourself. Jarod breaks down a once-in-a-lifetime trip to Walt Disney World to visit his son Parker, who's deep in the Disney College Program. With insider access to <strong>Club 33</strong>, and hospitality from the unmatched <strong>Brian and Tommy</strong>, the trip was packed with magic, meaning, and yes... blue noodles.</p><p>Keith, on the other hand, stayed behind and did what any self-respecting man with the house to himself does: went on a full-blown <strong>solo bender</strong>. Golf. Groceries. A Jordan Sandwich from El Rancho. A pint of McConnell’s Sweet Cream. Chips. Salsa. A trip to <strong>American Host</strong> diner in Lompoc with Chris Parker that may have broken the <strong>Saarloos Diner Index</strong>.</p><p>They compare <strong>death row meals</strong> (fried chicken & waffles vs. crab cake eggs Benedict), explore the architecture of the <strong>perfect waffle</strong>, and break down the <strong>emotional strategy of Disney fireworks</strong>.</p><p>Along the way, you’ll hear:</p><ul><li><p>The origin story of <strong>Keith’s face on a South Park ice cream flavor</strong></p></li><li><p>Why <strong>Dole Whips in Florida ≠ Dole Whips in California</strong></p></li><li><p>How <strong>Brian saved the churro line at Disneyland</strong> (true story)</p></li><li><p>What it feels like to be a guest in a place run by people who make everything better</p></li></ul><p>And somewhere in the middle of it all, you'll realize—this isn’t really about food, or even Disney. It’s about knowing when to put your phone down, lean back in the booth, take a bite, and say, “Man, that was perfect.”</p>
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