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At Least You’re Not Me

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by Elena Heart

8 episodes

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At Least You’re Not Me is my comedy storytelling podcast, where I turn my real-life disasters into entertainment. I’ve been married three times — legally, financially, emotionally. In each episode, I share brutally honest and funny stories about marriage, divorce, dating, starting over, moving countries, and surviving adulthood with humour intact. I’m Elena Heart, a stand-up comedian and professional bad decision maker, proving that no matter how messy your life feels — at least you’re not me. New episodes drop fortnightly.

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2/5/2026

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May 14, 2026

I Told a Support Group About My 3 Marriages… And They Applauded | Life Detox Gone Wrong

I joined a “life detox” support group thinking I was finally going to fix my life…Instead, I met Henry.A man with three failed marriages, suspicious levels of emotional intelligence, and enough motivational quotes to make me question whether I’d accidentally joined a wellness cult.In this episode of At Least You’re Not Me, I share what happened after my first chaotic self-help session — from confessing my disastrous marriage history to bonding with complete strangers over divorce, heartbreak, bad decisions, and emotional baggage.Somewhere between the awkward introductions, emotional breakthroughs, and aggressively healthy advice… I started wondering if maybe starting over was actually possible.Or maybe I was just sleep-deprived and emotionally vulnerable.This episode is for anyone who’s:<ul><li>trying to rebuild after divorce</li><li>navigating dating after heartbreak</li><li>stuck in unhealthy relationship patterns</li><li>obsessed with self-help</li><li>or pretending they’re “totally fine” while emotionally eating protein ice cream.</li></ul>And unfortunately… this is only the beginning.Because next episode: 👉 we enter The KGB Agent Fiasco — otherwise known as the chapter where my third husband became convinced I was a Russian spy.And yes. It gets worse.🎧 At Least You’re Not Me is a storytelling comedy podcast about dating, relationships, divorce, and modern life — told with humour, honesty, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting.Follow the podcast for weekly stories about dating, relationships, and life decisions that didn’t go to plan.👉 This story is based on real events from my book Oops, I Married Him Again. If you want the full story, you can find it here: ⁠<a href="" target="_new" rel="noopener">https://amazon.com/author/elenaheart⁠</a> #podcast #storytelling #selfhelp #datingafterdivorce #personalgrowth #comedypodcast #lifeadvice #modernlife

April 30, 2026

I Thought I Was Fixing My Life… Then I Met Henry | Life Detox Gone Wrong

I walked into a “life detox” support group thinking I was finally going to fix my life……and instead, I met Henry.In this episode of At Least You’re Not Me, I share what happened when I stepped into a room full of strangers trying to rebuild their lives — and realised I might have accidentally joined something that felt suspiciously like a cult.From awkward introductions to unexpected honesty, this episode dives into what it really feels like to start over after divorce, bad relationships, and a series of questionable life choices.And then there’s Henry.A man with three failed marriages, questionable fashion choices, and just enough self-awareness to make me wonder… is this actually helpful… or am I about to make another mistake?This is where the “life detox” begins.If you’ve ever:<ul><li>tried to fix your life</li><li>joined a self-help group</li><li>struggled to let go of the past</li><li>or questioned your dating decisions</li></ul>…this story will feel very familiar.🎧 At Least You’re Not Me is a storytelling comedy podcast about dating, relationships, divorce, and modern life — told with humour, honesty, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting.Follow the podcast for weekly stories about dating, relationships, and life decisions that didn’t go to plan.👉 This story is based on real events from my book Oops, I Married Him Again. If you want the full story, you can find it here: <a href="https://amazon.com/author/elenaheart" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">https://amazon.com/author/elenaheart</a>#podcast #storytelling #selfhelp #datingafterdivorce #personalgrowth #comedypodcast #lifeadvice #modernlife

April 16, 2026

I Thought I Was Doing Fine… Then Life Turned Me Into a Tree

This is the moment I realised life doesn’t get fixed… it gets weird.In this episode of At Least You’re Not Me, I share one of those experiences that starts off normal and slowly turns into something completely unexpected. Somewhere between trying to keep everything together and pretending I had control, I ended up in a situation that made absolutely no sense… and yet somehow made perfect sense at the same time.This isn’t just a story — it’s about control, letting go, and what happens when life stops following your plan.If you’ve ever felt like you were doing everything right… and still ended up in chaos, this one will feel familiar.Expect:<ul><li>real-life storytelling</li><li>humour mixed with uncomfortable truth</li><li>moments that are ridiculous, relatable, and a little too honest</li></ul>And yes… somehow, a tree is involved. 🎧 At Least You’re Not Me is a storytelling comedy podcast about dating, relationships, divorce, and starting over — told through real-life stories that are messy, funny, and sometimes a little too honest.If you’ve ever:<ul><li>ignored red flags</li><li>stayed too long</li><li>or tried to “fix” something that was never fixable…you’ll feel right at home here.</li></ul>👉 Follow the podcast to hear what happens next — it only gets worse (and somehow funnier). 📖 These stories are based on real events from my book: Oops, I Married Him Again <a href="https://amazon.com/author/elenaheart">⁠⁠⁠https://amazon.com/author/elenaheart⁠⁠⁠</a> #datingafterdivorce #relationshipstories #storytellingpodcast #comedypodcast #personalgrowth #modernrelationships #datingover40 #lifeadvice

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What is At Least You’re Not Me?: At Least You’re Not Me is my comedy storytelling podcast, where I turn my real-life disasters into entertainment.

I’ve been married three times — legally, financially, emotionally. In each episode, I share brutally honest and funny stories about marriage, divorce, dating, starting over, moving countries, and surviving adulthood with humour intact.

I’m Elena Heart, a stand-up comedian and professional bad decision maker, proving that no matter how messy your life feels — at least you’re not me.

New episodes drop fortnightly.
How often does this podcast release new episodes?: This podcast updates daily.
Where can I listen to this podcast?: This podcast is available on 4 platforms including Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and more. You can also use the RSS feed directly.
Does this podcast accept guests?: No, this podcast does not typically feature guests.

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