Probably not what you think
Aural Malpractice
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Probably not what you think
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11/16/2021
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August 11, 2023
Periscope Up!
Hang on to your Nascar urine tube becuase the doctors are back in another desperate effort to treat their mysterious diseases. They discuss soup, tits, unintentional competition, and give even more free promotion for Brick Scotch. It ultimately begs the most important question of the decade: what foods go great with ass? Hopefully nothing too fiber-dense.<br /> <br /> Speaking of ass, Dr. Josh is back with another episode of Animal Dicks, and there's more than meets the ass regarding the animal featured in this segment. A tawdry tale of glucose, kidnapping, BDSM, genital gymnastics, bad planning skills and extreme closeups awaits those whose stomachs are ready to be tossed like a salad.<br /> <br /> And since time has donkeykicked its way into the season of movie blockbusters, Dr. Josh and Dr. Tom spread awareness of a few smash hits this summer that are simply immune to any sissy-ass writer's strike. There's a little bit for everyone here, so bring your friends! Bring your family! Just. Don't. Bring. Your great aunt Lucy. What a bitch.<br /> <br /> Q+A is again a hit-or-miss collection of parts like it always is, but at least it looks like our audience is finally getting smarter. Good for you guys! We're all so proud of you, and more proud of ourselves for finally hitting our target demographic: old men unsure about the location of their bacon.<br /> <br /> But while we're on that subject, stop asking us questions about George. Ok? None of us are George.<br /> <br /> And in a new segment, Dr. Josh hosts 'Rapid Fire', a breakneck tremolo of REAL QUESTIONS FROM THE INTERNET that are to be answered as quickly as possible. This, by far, is the most educational part of the show, and we learn much about sandwiches and spitting in someone's mouth.<br /> <br /> The Aural Malpractice Podcast. Get some!
June 19, 2023
Leprechaun Race Riots
<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> So what’s on your assbib today? We finally fooped out another show, but consider yourself warned: this episode has a lot of splashback. Please be sure to clean around the edges of the bowl when you down this turd. And don’t forget to courtesy flush!<br /> In the underground world of Leprechauns, tiled floors, and class 3 laser dicks, the doctors return for yet another flaccid attempt to make sense of anything at all. As usual, they only manage to add more confusion, more irritation, and probably more offensive reasons for you to NOT listen to this podcast. Please like us; we’re trying our very best.<br /> But above all else, Dr. Chris found the most elaborate way to confide his anal leakage problems to the internet. Be sure to listen to his rant of the day to capture all the latest blackmail material we will be sending to his employer this week.<br /> Later, we have a heavy bout of questions, answers, soup, and tits, where we discuss sensitive topics like poop jokes and losing blood flow to your nipples. Also covered are less-sensitive topics such as life improvement through murderous clone replacement, race wars and magic lesbians. But overall nothing that would encourage any further disrespect or place us on any more government watch lists.<br /> Also, an important notice: If you think we aren’t talking enough about poop, please let us know. We can change that.<br /> And here’s yet another wad of floor scum for that dirty mop bucket we call the Aural Malpractice Podcast. At least we got rid of the rats. See you next time when Dr Chris reveals his plan to strengthen his pelvic floor muscles!<br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKx-OFG0IoPk5X0cIP6xxTA">Aural Malpractice on Youtube</a><br /> <a href="https://rumble.com/c/c-1716525">Aural Malpractice on Rumble</a><br /> <a href="https://shutterfly.com">That thing Dr. Chris was complaining about. Probably some kind of Pokemon or My Little Pony.</a><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdzxI6DbDZL2MHzDweXa22gEuG8q9WmSCFUmsp9-5At6Vfjbg/viewform">Submit Your Questions to the Doctors Here</a><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://auralmalpractice.com/audio/AMP_17.mp3">Aural Malpractice Episode 0017: Leprechaun Race Riots</a><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
January 25, 2023
The Stupidest Show We’ve Ever Made
<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> The three morons are back, and never before has there been a prouder display of such worldy erudition! At least not since that time you dry-humped a cabbage to the Canadian national anthem while covered in chocolate syrup spelling racial slurs across your nude bottom during your family vacation to Switzerland last year! By the way, we know who you are. Does that bother you?<br /> To get in tune with the season of giving, this episode exhibits a quasi-failed holiday theme, complete with festive music, several hos, and a few ads for some charitable organizations close to the doctors’ hearts. But mostly it’s just used as a thinly-veiled excuse for Dr. Josh to repeatedly accuse Dr. Chris of having inappropriate, spontaneous physical contact with Santa Claus. Dr Chris has his patience endlessly tested by two drunken idiots who can even agree on the best bloodborne pathogen, but… the show must go on.<br /> If it’s not that one topic we’re constantly penetrating down to bedrock, it’s always some other stiff joke that goes flaccid and collapses over time, and we always piss away better opportunities for stimulating, turgid conversation in light of the same old wrinkled bag of limp jokes. So Dr. Josh helps us find a way out of our rut, and he certainly got our minds erect and standing at attention. Message received, Dr Josh! It’s time to move on to other topics of discussion!<br /> Despite being the absolute worst show ever made, the Holiday season tapped the doctors’ more charitable sides, including some extra listener questions for your personal well-being, then quickly regret it. Even so, I don’t think anyone is any closer to knowing what quinoa is.<br /> Which is Worse is brought up in the midst of the tangents of other tangents, and we’re back to a crowded elevator where an evil witch curses your farts, and potentially violates the integrity of your foops.<br /> Note: Despite our constant arguing, nitpicking, and escalating of biological warfare, we have come to a rare consensus. This is absolutely, hands-down, the worst episode we have ever made. It’s the most chaotic, nonsensical, disgusting thing we’ve ever made. And as way of apology… to ourselves, not our listeners… we have released it for your listening pleasure. Also. Fuck you. Stop sending in questions about chickens. We apologize to Santa Claus if Dr. Chris didn’t already murder him.<br /> #EatCatsForChange<br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKx-OFG0IoPk5X0cIP6xxTA">Aural Malpractice on Youtube</a><br /> <a href="https://rumble.com/c/c-1716525">Aural Malpractice on Rumble</a><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdzxI6DbDZL2MHzDweXa22gEuG8q9WmSCFUmsp9-5At6Vfjbg/viewform">Submit Your Questions to the Doctors Here</a><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://auralmalpractice.com/audio/AMP_16.mp3">Aural Malpractice Episode 0016: The Stupidest Show We’ve Ever Made</a><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
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