A foul-mouthed Bachelor/Bachelorette recap show created by wannabe celebrity chef Amanda Quincosa and washed up rapper J Waves. Currently hosted by Waves, Amanda (aka Mandy), and Scotty Boombox. Brought to you by Sparse Mansion Media.
Bachelor Massacre
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A foul-mouthed Bachelor/Bachelorette recap show created by wannabe celebrity chef Amanda Quincosa and washed up rapper J Waves. Currently hosted by Waves, Amanda (aka Mandy), and Scotty Boombox. Brought to you by Sparse Mansion Media.
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2/10/2021
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March 30, 2023
The Bachelor - Season 27 (Finale & After the Final Rose)
<p>Although we've come to the end of the road, I have no problem letting go. The Zachelor is finally over and the ending was not surprising. But what about those <a href="https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/bachelor-zach-shallcross-jess-girod-address-dating-theory/">Jess rumors</a>?? Look, I'm just trying to think of something to write, I fucked my back up at the gym. I mean, I'm not any more stoned than usual, I just want to lay down, ok?</p><p>This episode of Bachelor Massacre covers all sorts of territory, from the cruelty of this season to trusting your gut to <a href="https://www.allure.com/story/brow-lamination-trend-photos">brow lamination</a>. And best of all, for the first time ever, you get all 3 hosts at once. Do it. Do it!!!</p><p>If you've been riding with us this season, we really appreciate it. Now that this run is over, we would love some feedback! Please write us a review and don't just Zach it up and tell us what we want to hear. Unless you can "really see a future" with us and want to give us a rose.</p><p>Bon voyage,</p><p>Waves, Mandy, Scotty, and Sparse Mansion Media</p>
March 22, 2023
The Bachelor - Season 27 (SEX WEEK)
<p>Zach Shallcross is a lucky man. But he is not a smart one. At the very least, he is easily influenced. So it was disappointing to see how royally he ruined Fantasy Suites aka Sex Week by not trusting the process on a show that is CONSTANTLY <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BachelorNation/comments/lukwyv/trust_the_process/">reminding its participants to trust the process</a>. We all saw what happened with Clayton (<a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/clayton-echard-is-officially-the-worst-bachelor-ever-after-that-finale">"the worst Bachelor ever" according to some</a>) and it is understandable that Zach wanted to avoid the drama associated with it, but it was not so much what Clayton DID but HOW he did it. Add some guidance from still-married-to-his-finalist former Bachelor <a href="https://bachelornation.com/2023/01/18/sean-lowe-reveals-if-he-and-catherine-lowe-want-more-kids-plus-their-secret-to-a-strong-marriage/">Sean Lowe</a>, and you've got one foolish and (sorta) abstinent lead who ends up doing the wrong thing by thinking he is doing the right one.</p><p>It's hard for me to be truly objective here, because had I been in Zach's position I would have handled things very differently, but this wasn't my journey, it was his, so who am I to say what he should have done. But as my co-host <a href="https://www.instagram.com/scottyboombox/">Scotty Boombox</a> put it, you have to respect privacy in addition to being honest. And as I like to say, you should never make promises you can't keep. And as the universe likes to say: if everyone wants to bang, then bang!</p><p>This was still the best episode of the season! And while the subject matter creates some serious conversations for me and Scotty, we still manage to have a great time.</p><p>This is the recap I referred to in the episode ---><a href="https://www.theringer.com/the-bachelor/2023/3/20/23649333/zach-shallcross-the-bachelor-fantasy-suites-recap"> #divorceboats</a>. The Ringer always does a great job, shout out to <a href="https://www.theringer.com/authors/lindsay-jones">Lindsay Jones</a> for cracking me up. </p>
March 16, 2023
The Bachelor - Season 27 (Women Tell All)
<p>On the last season of Bachelor Massacre, I referred to the Women Tell All as "Week 9" even though it was in the same week as Week 8. Then I called Fantasy Suites "Week 10" ... Was I right? Was I wrong? Does it matter? Ask someone who isn't a Virgo.</p><p>This season's WTA was pretty standard though it did have some dope moments, from <a href="https://www.instagram.com/jessicagirod/">Jess</a>'s surprising confidence in the hot seat to <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/CpaiRwcrVLl/">Greer</a>'s <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdZ4nYZCJrM">seemingly genuine apology</a> to a twerk-filled blooper reel (were those just pre-bloopers or what? Gave *me* some pre-bloop, if you know what I mean ...)</p><p>Isn't it weird how much the producers invested in <a href="https://hollywoodlife.com/feature/who-is-christina-mandrell-the-bachelor-5017733/">Christina Mandrell</a>, only to have it blow up in their face? Like, people were really acting like she was <a href="https://parade.com/tv/is-christina-mandrell-next-bachelorette">gonna be the next Bachelorette</a>. They barely showed her on this episode, minus a rehash of her disrespecting <a href="https://www.instagram.com/charitylawson/">Charity</a>, who is actually the <a href="https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/the-bachelorette-charity-lawson-next-lead-zach-shallcross-abc-1235352834/">next Bachelorette </a>anyway.</p><p>And it turns out that <a href="https://bracketology.tv/the-bachelor/">Bachelor Fantasy Leagues</a> really are a thing. </p><p>This episode features myself and <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/amanda-alvarez-corporate-recruiter/">Amanda Quincosa</a>. </p><p>Next up: <a href="https://www.thewrap.com/the-bachelor-zach-shallcross-sex-week-nickname/">SEX WEEK</a></p>
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