Childproof
Hosted by Gwenna and Tori and Tori Phantom and Gwenna Laithland · Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom
4.9from 7,349 ratings
- 164
- Episodes
- 114
- Transcribed
- 7,349
- Ratings
- Daily
- Cadence
- 2023
- First episode
- 114K
- YouTube views
About Childproof
Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation. As parents to three kids each, co-hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom have been there. They know that sometimes our kids are the ones on the verge of a tantrum, and that sometimes it’s us. Childproof attempts to figure out the dos, don’ts, and f*ck its of modern parenthood. From yelling at your kids (we’ve all done it) to finding a sleep schedule that doesn’t ruin your life, Gwenna and Tori share the challenges they’ve faced and the lessons they’ve learned, and are eager to share their experiences through a mix of one-on-one conversations, guest appearances, and input from listeners revealing their own parenting secrets. Clearly, we could use some help from everyone and their mother.
- Publisher
- Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom
- Category
- kids & family
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- No
- First episode
- 18 Apr 2023
- Latest episode
- 7 Oct 2026
Latest episodes
114 of 164 episodes have a transcript.
7 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT
It’s All Millennials Fault. All of It.
23 Sept 2026TRANSCRIPT
Parenting Linguistics?
9 Sept 2026TRANSCRIPT
Into The School Year
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It’s All Millennials Fault. All of It.
Published 7 Oct 2026 · Transcript excerpt
[…] The generation that we're raising likes us? Come on. See, because millennials grew up, and by the time we got to the 2000s, which is where the first of us, the eldest of us, entered adulthood. I graduated high school in 2003. My husband, who was the ancientest of millennials, he was born in 82, any further back, and it's difficult to label him a millennial, He graduated in 2000. We both began adulthoods in a post 9-11 world, vaguely for my husband. And then we got blamed for everything. Why isn't anyone going to Olive Garden? We can't afford Olive Garden. Well, it's your fault it's dying. A little bit. […]
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- YouTube views
- 113,884
- Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
- Apple Podcasts (US)
- 4.9 / 5
- 1,880 ratings
- Spotify
- 5.0 / 5
- 5,469 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 85 / 100
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- Quality
- 96
- Social presence
- 0
- YouTube
- 86
- Engagement
- 99
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Who hosts Childproof?
Gwenna and Tori and Tori Phantom and Gwenna Laithland host the show. Published by Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom.
How often do new episodes come out?
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Does Childproof take guests?
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