Haunted and Homicidal

About Haunted and Homicidal

🎙️ Welcome to Haunted and Homicidal 💀👻 Where true crime meets the paranormal... and chaos meets caffeine. Join Lauren and Courtney twice a week (every Monday and Thursday) as we dive headfirst into the most bone-chilling true crime cases, spine-tingling paranormal encounters, and the kind of unhinged tangents that’ll leave you laughing, horrified, and questioning our mental stability. (Spoiler: It's hanging on by a thread.) We’re your haunted hosts with homicidal humor, blending murder, mayhem, and mystery with a dash of dark sarcasm and an occasional scream. Got a spooky story of your own? A homicidal tale we need to cover? Send it to: hauntedandhomicidal@gmail.com – we love listener submissions (and we promise not to summon anything while reading them... probably). Wanna support our weird little journey into the abyss? Toss us a ghostly tip or unlock exclusive chaos over at: 👉 patreon.com/hauntedandhomicidal So grab your sage, pour your drink, and let’s get spooky. It’s murder. It’s mayhem. It’s Haunted and Homicidal.

Publisher

hauntedandhomicidal

Category

true crime

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

4 Aug 2025

Latest episode

1 May 2026

Latest episodes

74 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   1 May 2026

   Bitchops, Bloodlines, & Bathroom Demons: A Completely Stable Episode

   Buckle up, buttercups, because this episode is running purely on ✨chaos, caffeine, and questionable life choices✨. First things first: yes, we KNOW this episode is late. Like… fashionably late? No. Embarrassingly late. Life didn’t just happen — it absolutely body-slammed Lauren into the void. Between a new car, sick kids, bills that keep respawning like a video game boss, and awards ceremonies (?? who authorized this schedule??), she is doing her BEST. Please lower your expectations and raise your empathy. Thank you 💅 We have NO idea how long this episode is. Could be 30 minutes. Could be 3 hours. Time is a social construct and we’ve abandoned it. Naturally, technical difficulties are present because they live here now. GhostTube is back and somehow even ruder than before (like who gave this app the audacity??), and the cats are screaming in the background because that is their full-time job and they take it VERY seriously. ✨Mischa ASMR makes her grand return✨ — featuring crunchy green beans because she is the moment, she is the icon, she is the backbone of this entire operation. Honestly, we’re just her assistants at this point. Today’s chaos menu includes:👑 The Tower of London — where the vibes are haunted, the history is messy, and the ghosts have UNIONIZED (probably). We’re talking executions, tortured souls, and yes… ARCHBITCHOPS. Not bishops. BITCHOPS. Get it right. 🩸 The legend of Bloody Mary — mirror rituals, childhood trauma, and the age-old question: why were we all summoning demons in middle school bathrooms like it was a normal extracurricular activity?? AND THEN — because the plot absolutely derails — Lauren casually drops that she is basically royalty. As in, connected to Mary I of England (aka Bloody Mary herself), plus Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard… AND also somehow tied to Napoleon Bonaparte. Which honestly explains the main character energy, the chaos, and probably at least 60% of the attitude. So yeah. This episode has:✔ Apologies (but like… spicy ones)✔ Haunted castles and dramatic deaths✔ Mirror demons and childhood bad decisions✔ Royal bloodlines???✔ Crunchy dog ASMR✔ GhostTube being an absolute menace✔ Cats screaming like they pay rent We’re unhinged. We’re late. We’re trying. OK LOVE YOU BYEEEE 👻

2. 

   23 Apr 2026

   We Regret Everything… But It’s Too Late Now

   Alright buckle up, because this episode is LONG, unhinged, and comes with the kind of trigger warning that we are legally, morally, and spiritually obligated to scream at you multiple times. 🚨 MAJOR. MASSIVE. DO NOT PASS GO WITHOUT PREPARING YOURSELF. 🚨 Today we’re diving headfirst into the horrifying reality of the Moors Murders (yeah… it’s as bad as you think, maybe worse), and somehow we ALSO thought it was a good idea to cover the deeply unsettling Colonial Parkway Murders. So if you were hoping for a light, breezy episode… absolutely not. Demon static is back in full force (rude), but for once it kinda fits the vibe because everything about this episode is cursed. In true chaotic fashion, we were personally victimized mid-recording by a SPIDER (yes, capital S, because trauma), so enjoy that interruption sprinkled in with your nightmares. We are, of course, still boo’d up with HauntFest (as we should be), and somehow managed to survive recording this emotional rollercoaster without completely spiraling… mostly. Also—LISTEN. We know this episode is late. Life came in HOT. Lauren’s husband got back after 30 days of OTR trucking, immediately followed by the Crawfish Festival (which gifted Lauren a lovely case of sun poisoning because why wouldn’t it), AND THEN this man casually said “happy 12th anniversary” with a whole-ass brand new Kia Seltos 2026?? So yeah… editing took a backseat to survival, celebration, and recovering from being personally attacked by the sun. Anyway. This episode is chaos, trauma, demon static, spiders, and questionable life choices all wrapped into one. Proceed with caution. Or don’t. We warned you. Ok love you bye 💀

3. 

   16 Apr 2026

   HauntFest Energy, Biltmore Ghosts, and Main Character Telekinesis

   Welcome back to your favorite unhinged descent into chaos where absolutely nothing goes according to plan and somehow that’s the plan. ✨ Today’s episode kicks off with Lauren once again proving she is in a deeply committed, borderline toxic relationship with 7Brew. There is gushing. There is dramatic reenactment of the first sip. There may or may not be a full personality shift depending on caffeine levels. Meanwhile, she is aggressively hongry—like feral, seeing-red, can’t-finish-a-single-bite-of-lunch-for-an-hour hongry—because life refuses to let her eat in peace. Enter Mischa, who has already consumed a whole corndog but is now spiritually and emotionally entitled to Lauren’s food. Naturally. So yes… you will be getting some premium Mischa ASMR because it’s been a minute and she has thoughts (and mouth sounds). ALSO—before we spiral any further—we are STILL very much boo’d up with HauntFest and riding that high like it’s a personality trait at this point. If it’s spooky, chaotic, and slightly questionable? We’re there. Emotionally. Spiritually. Probably physically. GhostTube? Oh, she showed up RUDE. Sassy. Disrespectful. Acting like she pays rent. Interrupting, judging, probably rolling her nonexistent eyes. Nothing new, just your regularly scheduled paranormal attitude problem. Then we spiral into the haunted chaos of the Biltmore Estate—a literal mansion the size of a small country where ghosts apparently said “yeah, this’ll do.” We talk lingering spirits, eerie vibes, and why Lauren is absolutely convinced this place is secretly a hotel and no one can tell her otherwise. If it looks like a hotel and feels like a hotel… it’s a haunted hotel. Period. And because we refuse to stay on one topic like normal, stable adults, we immediately launch ourselves into telekinesis—because why NOT end the episode questioning reality itself? Mind over matter? Government secrets? Are we all just one bad day away from accidentally throwing someone across the room with our thoughts?? Who’s to say. It’s chaotic. It’s hungry. It’s caffeinated. It’s haunted. And honestly… we wouldn’t have it any other way.

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