Haunted and Homicidal
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Podcast Overview
<p>đď¸ <strong>Welcome to Haunted and Homicidal</strong> đđť<br />Where true crime meets the paranormal... and chaos meets caffeine.</p> <p>Join Lauren and Courtney twice a week (every Monday and Thursday) as we dive headfirst into the most bone-chilling true crime cases, spine-tingling paranormal encounters, and the kind of unhinged tangents thatâll leave you laughing, horrified, and questioning our mental stability. (Spoiler: It's hanging on by a thread.)</p> <p>Weâre your haunted hosts with homicidal humor, blending murder, mayhem, and mystery with a dash of dark sarcasm and an occasional scream.</p> <p>Got a spooky story of your own? A homicidal tale we need to cover? Send it to: <strong><a class="cursor-pointer">hauntedandhomicidal@gmail.com</a></strong> â we love listener submissions (and we promise not to summon anything while reading them... probably).</p> <p>Wanna support our weird little journey into the abyss? Toss us a ghostly tip or unlock exclusive chaos over at:<br />đ <strong>patreon.com/hauntedandhomicidal</strong></p> <p>So grab your sage, pour your drink, and letâs get spooky.<br /><strong>Itâs murder. Itâs mayhem. Itâs Haunted and Homicidal.</strong></p>
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Recent Episodes
May 1, 2026
Bitchops, Bloodlines, & Bathroom Demons: A Completely Stable Episode
Buckle up, buttercups, because this episode is running purely on â¨chaos, caffeine, and questionable life choicesâ¨. First things first: yes, we KNOW this episode is late. Like⌠fashionably late? No. Embarrassingly late. Life didnât just happen â it absolutely body-slammed Lauren into the void. Between a new car, sick kids, bills that keep respawning like a video game boss, and awards ceremonies (?? who authorized this schedule??), she is doing her BEST. Please lower your expectations and raise your empathy. Thank you đ We have NO idea how long this episode is. Could be 30 minutes. Could be 3 hours. Time is a social construct and weâve abandoned it. Naturally, technical difficulties are present because they live here now. GhostTube is back and somehow even ruder than before (like who gave this app the audacity??), and the cats are screaming in the background because that is their full-time job and they take it VERY seriously. â¨Mischa ASMR makes her grand return⨠â featuring crunchy green beans because she is the moment, she is the icon, she is the backbone of this entire operation. Honestly, weâre just her assistants at this point. Todayâs chaos menu includes:đ The Tower of London â where the vibes are haunted, the history is messy, and the ghosts have UNIONIZED (probably). Weâre talking executions, tortured souls, and yes⌠ARCHBITCHOPS. Not bishops. BITCHOPS. Get it right. 𩸠The legend of Bloody Mary â mirror rituals, childhood trauma, and the age-old question: why were we all summoning demons in middle school bathrooms like it was a normal extracurricular activity?? AND THEN â because the plot absolutely derails â Lauren casually drops that she is basically royalty. As in, connected to Mary I of England (aka Bloody Mary herself), plus Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard⌠AND also somehow tied to Napoleon Bonaparte. Which honestly explains the main character energy, the chaos, and probably at least 60% of the attitude. So yeah. This episode has:â Apologies (but like⌠spicy ones)â Haunted castles and dramatic deathsâ Mirror demons and childhood bad decisionsâ Royal bloodlines???â Crunchy dog ASMRâ GhostTube being an absolute menaceâ Cats screaming like they pay rent Weâre unhinged. Weâre late. Weâre trying. OK LOVE YOU BYEEEE đť
April 23, 2026
We Regret Everything⌠But Itâs Too Late Now
Alright buckle up, because this episode is LONG, unhinged, and comes with the kind of trigger warning that we are legally, morally, and spiritually obligated to scream at you multiple times. đ¨ MAJOR. MASSIVE. DO NOT PASS GO WITHOUT PREPARING YOURSELF. đ¨ Today weâre diving headfirst into the horrifying reality of the Moors Murders (yeah⌠itâs as bad as you think, maybe worse), and somehow we ALSO thought it was a good idea to cover the deeply unsettling Colonial Parkway Murders. So if you were hoping for a light, breezy episode⌠absolutely not. Demon static is back in full force (rude), but for once it kinda fits the vibe because everything about this episode is cursed. In true chaotic fashion, we were personally victimized mid-recording by a SPIDER (yes, capital S, because trauma), so enjoy that interruption sprinkled in with your nightmares. We are, of course, still booâd up with HauntFest (as we should be), and somehow managed to survive recording this emotional rollercoaster without completely spiraling⌠mostly. AlsoâLISTEN. We know this episode is late. Life came in HOT. Laurenâs husband got back after 30 days of OTR trucking, immediately followed by the Crawfish Festival (which gifted Lauren a lovely case of sun poisoning because why wouldnât it), AND THEN this man casually said âhappy 12th anniversaryâ with a whole-ass brand new Kia Seltos 2026?? So yeah⌠editing took a backseat to survival, celebration, and recovering from being personally attacked by the sun. Anyway. This episode is chaos, trauma, demon static, spiders, and questionable life choices all wrapped into one. Proceed with caution. Or donât. We warned you. Ok love you bye đ
April 16, 2026
HauntFest Energy, Biltmore Ghosts, and Main Character Telekinesis
Welcome back to your favorite unhinged descent into chaos where absolutely nothing goes according to plan and somehow thatâs the plan. ⨠Todayâs episode kicks off with Lauren once again proving she is in a deeply committed, borderline toxic relationship with 7Brew. There is gushing. There is dramatic reenactment of the first sip. There may or may not be a full personality shift depending on caffeine levels. Meanwhile, she is aggressively hongryâlike feral, seeing-red, canât-finish-a-single-bite-of-lunch-for-an-hour hongryâbecause life refuses to let her eat in peace. Enter Mischa, who has already consumed a whole corndog but is now spiritually and emotionally entitled to Laurenâs food. Naturally. So yes⌠you will be getting some premium Mischa ASMR because itâs been a minute and she has thoughts (and mouth sounds). ALSOâbefore we spiral any furtherâwe are STILL very much booâd up with HauntFest and riding that high like itâs a personality trait at this point. If itâs spooky, chaotic, and slightly questionable? Weâre there. Emotionally. Spiritually. Probably physically. GhostTube? Oh, she showed up RUDE. Sassy. Disrespectful. Acting like she pays rent. Interrupting, judging, probably rolling her nonexistent eyes. Nothing new, just your regularly scheduled paranormal attitude problem. Then we spiral into the haunted chaos of the Biltmore Estateâa literal mansion the size of a small country where ghosts apparently said âyeah, thisâll do.â We talk lingering spirits, eerie vibes, and why Lauren is absolutely convinced this place is secretly a hotel and no one can tell her otherwise. If it looks like a hotel and feels like a hotel⌠itâs a haunted hotel. Period. And because we refuse to stay on one topic like normal, stable adults, we immediately launch ourselves into telekinesisâbecause why NOT end the episode questioning reality itself? Mind over matter? Government secrets? Are we all just one bad day away from accidentally throwing someone across the room with our thoughts?? Whoâs to say. Itâs chaotic. Itâs hungry. Itâs caffeinated. Itâs haunted. And honestly⌠we wouldnât have it any other way.
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- What is Haunted and Homicidal?
<p>đď¸ <strong>Welcome to Haunted and Homicidal</strong> đđť<br />Where true crime meets the paranormal... and chaos meets caffeine.</p> <p>Join Lauren and Courtney twice a week (every Monday and Thursday) as we dive headfirst into the most bone-chilling true crime cases, spine-tingling paranormal encounters, and the kind of unhinged tangents thatâll leave you laughing, horrified, and questioning our mental stability. (Spoiler: It's hanging on by a thread.)</p> <p>Weâre your haunted hosts with homicidal humor, blending murder, mayhem, and mystery with a dash of dark sarcasm and an occasional scream.</p> <p>Got a spooky story of your own? A homicidal tale we need to cover? Send it to: <strong><a class="cursor-pointer">hauntedandhomicidal@gmail.com</a></strong> â we love listener submissions (and we promise not to summon anything while reading them... probably).</p> <p>Wanna support our weird little journey into the abyss? Toss us a ghostly tip or unlock exclusive chaos over at:<br />đ <strong>patreon.com/hauntedandhomicidal</strong></p> <p>So grab your sage, pour your drink, and letâs get spooky.<br /><strong>Itâs murder. Itâs mayhem. Itâs Haunted and Homicidal.</strong></p> - How often does this podcast release new episodes?
This podcast updates daily.
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- Does this podcast accept guests?
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