How Not to Bomb Presents... Everybody's Got a Story is where compelling conversations meet real life.
Hosted by comedian, entrepreneur, speaker, and author Michael "Wheels" Parise, this podcast features candid interviews with people from every walk of life—entertainers, business leaders, athletes, creators, and everyday individuals with extraordinary experiences.
Every guest has faced challenges, celebrated victories, learned valuable lessons, and lived a story worth sharing. Through honest conversation, humor, and insight, Michael uncovers the moments that shaped their journey and the wisdom they've gained along the way.
Whether you're looking for inspiration, motivation, laughter, or simply a great story, you'll find it here.
Because everybody's got a story... and every story has the power to inspire someone else.
New episodes every week.
Hosted by Michael "Wheels" Parise.
Nobody Cares: The Truth About Mob Loyalty | Andrew DiDonato
The money stops. The favors stop. Who’s still there?
On this episode of How Not to Bomb Presents: Straightened Out, Michael “Wheels” Parise and Andrew DiDonato examine the promises of mob loyalty—and what those promises are worth when you have nothing left to offer.
Andrew reflects on the family gatherings, Christmas Eve traditions, and sit-downs that shaped his view of organized crime. He shares his perspective on how jealousy, technology, and shifting priorities changed that world, raising a question: was the brotherhood built on genuine bonds or mutual benefit?
The conversation also explores life after witness protection, social media’s version of toughness, and the emotional costs of a criminal lifestyle. Drawing on his experiences, Andrew discusses trust, regret, honesty, and the lasting consequences behind the image of money and power.
What would he want the next generation to understand before chasing that life? The image leaves a lot out.
CHAPTERS
00:00 The Changing Landscape of Loyalty
02:12 Traditions and Family Dynamics
15:28 The Art of the Sit-Down
17:23 The Decline of Mob Culture
22:20 The Impact of Technology and Jealousy
25:06 Reflections on Wealth and Influence
31:15 Life After Witness Protection
33:34 Social Media and Modern Tough Guys
34:17 The Cost of a Criminal Life
37:03 Reflections on Brotherhood and Trust
38:42 The Reality of Loyalty in Crime
40:30 Nostalgia for the Past
52:46 Lessons for the Next Generation
53:15 The Illusion of the Criminal Lifestyle
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14 Oct 2026
New Dating Site, Fat Chat! For the Obese.
The conversation was online. The surprise was in person. 😂
Michael “Wheels” Parise tells an outrageous online dating story in “Fat Chat”—where the woman he met didn’t quite match the expectations her profile set.
From flirty chats to an unexpected first meeting, Wheels turns a dating disaster into a stand-up comedy story about profile promises and reality.
Ever met someone who looked NOTHING like their dating profile? Tell us what happened in the comments. 👇
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Takeaways
Humor in online dating
Misrepresentation in profiles
Chapters
00:00 The World of Online Dating
01:02 Unexpected Encounters
02:13 The Comedy of Misrepresentation
14 Oct 2026
They will sell you anything in Mexico | Michael Wheels Parise
They’ll Sell You Anything in Tijuana! | Michael “Wheels” Parise
Wheels went to Mexico—and the shopping became part of the show! 😂
Michael “Wheels” Parise shares his hilarious encounters in Tijuana’s bustling markets, where every price starts a conversation and there’s always something else for sale. From haggling with local vendors to feeling overwhelmed by the endless merchandise, Wheels finds comedy in the chaos and charm of the people he meets.
Watch the bit, leave a comment, and subscribe to @hownottobomb for more comedy and stories.
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Takeaways
Humor in cultural experiences
Unique shopping in Mexico
Chapters
00:00 The Allure of Mexico's Market
02:50 Cultural Observations and Humor
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