
Not Quite Dead
Hosted by Alfie and Neige · Eira Major's Hanging Sloth
4.7from 406 ratings
- 88
- Episodes
- 46
- Transcribed
- 406
- Ratings
- Monthly
- Cadence
- 2022
- First episode
About Not Quite Dead
Not Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... More about Not Quite Dead's original story: As an A&E nurse, Alfie deals with horror everyday, but almost being killed by a walking corpse and being saved by a vampire takes things a bit far, even for him. The vampire is Casper. He’s hundreds of years old, and hell-bent on finding out what's causing walking corpses to wander the streets of Alfie's hometown. Now they've met, Alfie and Casper can't seem to leave each other alone, despite their best efforts. Alfie learns that the relationship between vampires and humans is more complicated than just predator and prey. Whatever Casper's misgivings about his own kind, and himself, Alfie is inexorably drawn closer and closer, in a heady, carnal blend of horror, hunger, love and lust. Not Quite Dead was a (mostly) single narrator gory horror romance audio drama exploring themes of identity, sexuality and death. Complete at 55 episodes. This show is part of the Rusty Quill Network (https://rustyquill.com/show/not-quite-dead/), and is created independently by Eira Major (AKA Hanging Sloth) who writes, sound designs, and performs as Alfie and Neige. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.
- Publisher
- Eira Major's Hanging Sloth
- Category
- fiction
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- Yes
- First episode
- 24 Oct 2022
- Latest episode
- 28 Oct 2026
Latest episodes
46 of 88 episodes have a transcript.

28 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT
Safe as Houses

28 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT
Dead Ringer

14 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT
Snow Blood, Coming, 28th October
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Safe as Houses
Published 28 Oct 2026 · Transcript excerpt
[…] Yeah. It was the client's. He left it to me. I remember. It is so fancy and yet you use it as a warehouse. No. I use it to store equipment and supplies. And as a safe place to retreat in an emergency. It's what you're like to have flat anyway. I do. So why are you complaining? I wasn't. I was just taking the piece. Oh. Are there beds? Yes. But I need to make sure I'm... For sleeping and more calor. I have a one-track mind. As if you don't. I am very complicated, actually. Sure. Will you need more medication? Not for a while. The pump should cover him for the next six hours. But he could crash. […]
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- 4.8 / 5
- 37 ratings
- Spotify
- 4.7 / 5
- 369 ratings
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- YouTube
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Alfie and Neige host the show. Published by Eira Major's Hanging Sloth.
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