Join Co-Hosts Bill Southern (he’s the curmudgeonly Baby Boomer) and Emily Drees (she’s the inquisitive Millennial, and also Bill’s daughter) as they begin each episode theoretically discussing the most recent Rule of Three weekly humor column (hosted on Substack), but inevitably veer off into unexpected and entertaining tangents. So, secure a beverage, and jump in!
Secure a Beverage
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Podcast Overview
Join Co-Hosts Bill Southern (he’s the curmudgeonly Baby Boomer) and Emily Drees (she’s the inquisitive Millennial, and also Bill’s daughter) as they begin each episode theoretically discussing the most recent Rule of Three weekly humor column (hosted on Substack), but inevitably veer off into unexpected and entertaining tangents. So, secure a beverage, and jump in!
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11/6/2025
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Recent Episodes
February 4, 2026
Higher Education Alternatives
<p>In this episode, Bill and Emily explore educational opportunities beyond your garden-variety B.S. and B.A. degrees. The conversation, as it always does, veers off into unexpected and entertaining tangents – “Dry Social Media January” is something you might wish to consider; dog poop management appears to be a significant unresolved issue in society today; they struggle to identify the key ingredients in a Tom Collins; and, they determine that the podcast is best-served when they remain 1,400 miles apart. So, secure a beverage, and join us!</p>
December 12, 2025
Pennies from Heaven
<p>The U.S. penny will no longer be minted. Bill and Emily take this opportunity to celebrate the impact the penny has had on U.S. culture, and share their own penny-related memories. The conversation, as it always does, veers off into unexpected and entertaining tangents – hear them attempt to define the rules of the drinking game, “Quarters,” establish that Bill didn’t actually fall off the back of a turnip truck and surface yet another stellar name for a band: Ladies and gentlemen: the “Spinster Aunts!” So, secure a beverage, and join us!</p>
November 27, 2025
Nicknaming Conventions
<p>Bill and Emily explore the ground rules regarding assigning nicknames and delight in some of the more imaginative nicknames out there. The conversation, as it always does, veers off into unexpected and entertaining tangents – learn about “Frozen Dead Guy Days,” and a hot new band coming soon, to be branded “Leo the Lip and the Gashouse Gang” and the introduction of medicinal Pop-Tarts. So, secure a beverage, and join us!</p>
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