Talking Toilets is a new podcast by William Smith and Alex Hope about all things toilet. Need to know the ideal places to go while in public? No doubt! Are you constantly wondering if you have normal lavatorial habits? Of course! Amazed by facts like an average person’s life containing 92 days on the toilet? Us too! Join Will, Alex and guests as they discover the lowest of latrines, the pinnacle of the privvy, and all that sloshes between. Like/Review/Share on iTunes, Spotify & Youtube!
Talking Toilets
Claim This Podcastby William Smith & Alex Hope
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Podcast Overview
Talking Toilets is a new podcast by William Smith and Alex Hope about all things toilet. Need to know the ideal places to go while in public? No doubt! Are you constantly wondering if you have normal lavatorial habits? Of course! Amazed by facts like an average person’s life containing 92 days on the toilet? Us too! Join Will, Alex and guests as they discover the lowest of latrines, the pinnacle of the privvy, and all that sloshes between. Like/Review/Share on iTunes, Spotify & Youtube!
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July 16, 2020
Lockdown Specials Episode 10: Childhood
<p>Childhood. In the final – and sweatiest – episode of Lockdown Season (well, you know, the first Lockdown Season...) our hosts travail relentlessly on their quest to unearth the foulest of jakes. Notwithstanding UK "government" "advice", Will and Alex continue their roles as public servants to explain how to control the virus in cramped, cold and old prison cells, airing cupboards, and wipe-clean kitchen floors.</p> <p>Should space even be a frontier at all? Is dressing up in a fox fur scarf and nothing else conducive to a modern-day superhero outfit? Do you remember getting bathed in a sink? These are questions on nobody's lips; our hosts' answers are the exact knowledge you need to keep you safe in the most ill-approached situation in worldwide living history.</p> <p>Join them in the cold bath once every two hours, or perish in 47ºC heat along with the weak and infirm, and they will guide you to reach a stalwart of stools, a prime potty, a tip top thunderbox and to flush all your blues away.</p> <p>Listen and subscribe, rate and review!</p> <p>facebook.com/talkingtpodcast</p> <p>twitter.com/talkingtoilets_</p> <p>instagram.com/talkingtoilets_</p>
July 9, 2020
Lockdown Specials Episode 9: The Blue Episode
<p>DISCLAIMER: If you (like our hosts) currently find yourself weighed down by the events, the dark thoughts and the pains of the times we are living through, this episode may be for another time. </p> <p>The Blue Episode. Will and Alex are going through the motions (a figurative number 7 on the Bristol Stool Chart). Times have changed in that you are now listening to the musings of two re-conscripted service droids who are driving and serving their way to oblivion and nothing will sate their grizzly appetites other than to ridicule that orange prick across the pond.</p> <p>Between death-throe groans and heavy exhalations you will experience an accusatory glance at Betty's Tea Rooms in York, an encounter with a predatorily-kind doorman, a trip up four blind summits on the Lomond Hills and – thankfully – an introduction to Will's new kitten, 'Yuki', and Alex's foster dog, 'Bailey'.</p> <p>As usual, prepare for lashings of politics, admissions of ignorance and lavish, luxuriant descriptions around this week's toilet theme – 'Luxury'! </p> <p>Listen and subscribe, rate and review!</p> <p>facebook.com/talkingtpodcast</p> <p>twitter.com/talkingtoilets_</p> <p>instagram.com/talkingtoilets_</p>
July 2, 2020
Lockdown Specials Episode 8: Back In Time
<p>Back In Time. Alex and Will aren't just travelling through the Google News pages anymore, no sir-ee! After a socially distant meet up over the weekend, their urge to boldly go where no man has gone before (lockdown) is at an all time high. Next stop – back in time!</p> <p>Take a trip on the T.U.R.D.I.S along with our hosts to hear of the euphemistic origins of the word 'toilet', what uses The Good Book has for excrement (not that dear filthy listener...), and how Scotland holds another dubious claim of invention; modern-day flush toilets. </p> <p>Toilet News returns with BREAKING NEWS on the crucial and much lauded website LockdownLoo.com and an arguably un-important and un-lauded piece of popular culture news. </p> <p>'Gardy Loo!' Long ago this phrase warned of recently defenestrated excrement, now it's a perfect disclaimer for the episode you've just downloaded. Enjoy and 'Keep Flushing'!</p> <p>Listen and subscribe, rate and review!</p> <p>facebook.com/talkingtpodcast</p> <p>twitter.com/talkingtoilets_</p> <p>instagram.com/talkingtoilets_</p>
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