Longtime liars Lacey and Yasemin discuss the iconic Pretty Little Liars TV series and lovingly mock their favourite characters, storylines and moments.
That’s immortali-TEA, my darlings
Claim This Podcastby Lacey Jones and Yasemin Kose
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Longtime liars Lacey and Yasemin discuss the iconic Pretty Little Liars TV series and lovingly mock their favourite characters, storylines and moments.
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9/1/2023
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December 16, 2023
S01:E14 - Making ’Spence’ of it all
In this week’s episode, Season One Episode 14 ‘Careful What U Wish 4’, opens on that video of Alison which Lacey by now is tired of seeing. The girls are studying it with varying reactions ranging from questioning (Hanna) to downright devastated (Emily). Although they all seem to want to take it to the police, they can’t help but bicker. Enter Ian in his first of many creepy appearances. Despite his face being RIGHT THERE on the laptop the whole time, he either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care about the incriminating video. Still the girls, and Lacey, are tense as they try in almost slapstick comedy style to hide it from them. After the intro, it’s the girls setting up for a dance that initially sparked confusion amongst your hosts. Having read the episode description, Lacey knows it’s a danceathon but that’s as far as her understanding goes. Yasemin is perplexed by the idea of raising money for the trip, which Lacey notes most of the students – bar Aria, Emily, and now Hanna – seem to be quite rich. Why do they need to raise money at all? Despite Hanna being head of decorating, she’s got her friends doing all of the grunt work. Lacey thinks the decorating budget could have gone towards funding the trip, but without the dance there’d be no plotline for this episode. Sean returns, much to your hosts’ excitement but Hanna’s disdain. She’s called away to deal with an abundance of Barack Obama’s while we learn Spencer has brought the laptop to school so they can drop it off with the police in the afternoon. “They cannot wait a second longer knowing Ian is out there,” Yasemin says. Hanna is stuck with her excessive Barack Obama cut-outs but is more concerned with finding a job. She dodges Sean’s questions about the danceathon by asking if she can reprise her role of world’s worst dental assistant. Sean isn’t so sure, and he brushes her off further when Hanna lies to say it’s to save for a pair of expensive earrings. Inside, Aria is greeted by her mum and former babysitter Simone in a scene that offers more questions then answers. Lacey asks why Aria appeared to have a babysitter at the grand old age of 15. Laughing, Yasemin adds: “She was an underdeveloped child.” Simone is here to talk to Ella’s English class – she teaches now, apparently – and Aria begs her to speak to Ezra’s. Ella ensures this happens, but riles Aria up when she insists Simone meet Ezra ‘after hours’ for a date. The character roster continues to grow with the addition of Rosewood’s new bad boy, Caleb Rivers. “I always forget how early he comes in,” says Yasemin, while Lacey sings his name to the tune of Conga. He’s vital to ensuring Emily can talk to Maya because he’s in the business of upgrading phones. Though on-screen it comes across more like drug dealing. Hanna chases after him to seal the deal, only to be caught in an awkward confrontation with Lucas instead. At lunch, Hanna’s job search is interrupted by her friends ready to go to the police. Spencer is as ready to say goodbye to the video as Lacey is but Hanna’s realisation that it’s still online leads the girls to discover it gone. Naturally, they suspect Ian Thomas. Their new frenemy A isn’t too keen to leave Hanna unemployed, offering her a job via text. Saturday morning brings Aria to Ezra’s front door with coffee and the hope of some quality time, only for her to discover her beau is running “latte” to meet Simone. “Aria, get some self-respect and leave this man,” Lacey says. Aria’s ire is easily soothed by a kiss from the walking red flag before she’s left standing on the other side of his apartment while he counts to 50 to avoid suspicion. Ezra isn’t the only loser in Rosewood to prefer the company of 16-year-olds, as Ian ditches dinner with his wife’s friends to bump and grind with her underage sister at the dance. Spencer asks after her laptop and Ian denies knowing of its whereabouts. As with all those the liars suspect of nefarious activities, Ian becomes increasingly more sinister a
December 8, 2023
S1:E13 - Naughty Ol’ Pam
For anyone who is currently studying the Weimar Republic in History, this episode is for you! Lacey discloses a tip that helped her get a B, let us know if it helps! Both your hosts are feeling boozy in this episode and have come prepared. After her failed attempt, Lacey re-tries treating you to a segment of ASMR which thankfully is successful! The episode opens with Spencer guest starring as Gollum, she is listening in on Melissa and Ian’s conversation but she quickly retreats back to her bedroom before she gets caught. A is branching out and sending emails now, which leads your hosts on a tangent discussing their current amount of emails, uni induction and trying to remember their student IDs. Yasemin is labelled a man hater as she admits she automatically gets annoyed by every new male character, her current target being Ian Thomas. For two episodes in a row, Spencer is continuously interrupted by Ian and we notice she gets progressively more disturbed by his presence. Byron is back and he is given praise for making his children breakfast, but immediately ruins it by having an inappropriate conversation with his children about Ella’s dating life. Is this man capable of having a normal parent-child conversation? Noel is still smiling and being his creepy self to everyone in Rosewood, including our favourite Ezra Fitz. ‘No, no, no’ is how Lacey reacted to Ezra’s first scene, but then surprised us all by complimenting his booty. We witness Hefty Hanna’s iconic scene with those piggy cupcakes, which leads to a traumatic flashback where we find out Ali’s top weight loss tip. Pam is not quite accepting of her daughter’s sexuality and freaks out when she sees Emily and Maya playing footsies, but in Pam’s mind it was much much more. Pam finds a secret stash of something in Maya’s bag and uses it to ruin Emily’s newfound relationship. Mike reveals Noel told him about a rumour that the English teacher might be having an affair with a student, which leads to Aria very nearly breaking down. She then accompanies Ezra, who is having a breakdown, thinking his career and life is over after standing his ground with Noel. Melissa is acting a little too different to usual, which Spencer picks up on, yes she’s a newlywed but why is she so happy? Spencer finds an ovulation kit and of course, you guessed it, Ian walks in and interrupts them. Noel is caught by the principal for having three answer sheets to their midterms and Ezra and Aria’s inappropriate relationship is saved for another day, which also means the girls’ A theory is wrong. Whilst the girls take advantage of no Ian and look through those boxes, Emily spends one final date with Maya before she is shipped off to True North. After only finding comic books, old newspapers and binoculars, an unexpected A text gives them another piece of the puzzle which confirms their theory of Ian potentially being involved in Ali’s disappearance. Intro/Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/gossip License code: 7GXS53X2JECHKWEJ Follow us on social media: Instagram: https://instagram.com/immortalitea.podcast TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@immortalitea.podcast Youtube: https://youtube.com/@immortalitea.podcast?si=lgO6hGDIJrFCZZcQ
November 24, 2023
S01:E12 - His Royal A-ness, Noel Kahn of Creepy Smilesville
As we cross into the halfway point of season one, Yasemin reveals she’s sick. “Speaking of sick people,” Lacey begins the episode entitled ‘Salt Meets Wound’. “Hanna’s returned home from the hospital.” Confined to a wheelchair, Hanna has to knock down half the contents of the upper kitchen cupboards for some pop tarts. Instead of a sweet treat, however, she is served with cold, hard cash inside a box of lasagne which culminates in a hard discussion between Ashley and Hanna. Emily is having her own mummy issues as dinner with Maya at the Fields household looms over Pam’s head. Despite her dislike for Emily’s new “friend”, she’s determined to be a good host. In town, Spencer’s too busy snogging Alex to care for her own mum. Still, she perks up at the mention of Melissa and Ian, who are on their honeymoon in Ohio. Mrs H shrugs it off, making sure Spencer never forgets she’s the reason they’re even a thing. “She will never get away from that,” says Yasemin. Spencer spies Toby headed to city hall who, despite being bailed out of jail, isn’t getting away from the accusations against him either. But the biggest crime of all is his haircut, which neither of your hosts can get over. “Imagine if it’s just a wig,” Yasemin wonders when Lacey questions how much hairspray kept it in space. Now that the girls know about Aria’s secret teacher fling, it’s all eyes on them during English class. Lacey reminisces on your hosts’ weekend, where she too got to learn a little more about Yasemin’s own teacher crush thanks to her high school friends. “If only he was my teacher, I think this would have been the exact dynamic we had in our classroom,” Yasemin says. As usual, Aria is pissing your hosts off with her audacity. She reassures Ezra no one but Noel knows about them and switches seamlessly between promising Noel is going to keep his mouth shut and inviting herself over to Ezra’s apartment. Naturally Noel uses his knowledge to try and blackmail the dirty teacher. “Poor Ezra,” says Yasemin but Lacey does not share the sentiment. She evilly cackles at Ezra’s misfortune, turning a latter conversation between Atia and Ezra into a BTEC Dickensian play and, despite her initial sympathy for Ezra, even Yasemin is over his dramatics. At the highly anticipated Maya/Fields Family dinner, Pam Fields has turned her home into a 1950’s housewife’s dream complete with matching outfit. All seems well until Maya does the unthinkable. She turns down Pam’s food. Despite offering to suck up the hives it will bring her, Pam’s evening is ruined. The more Maya speaks, the more Pam despises her. Emily is blissfully unaware of this, lapping up Maya’s every word. Meanwhile, Mona terrifies Hanna for a brief moment only to surprise her with a party consisting of her nearest and dearest… and Noel. Noel’s presence triggers a flashback for Hanna where we learn Alison once broke up his relationship in favour of Aria, only to gaslight her gang that they were all in on the deed. Hanna only has a brief moment to ponder if this inspired Noel’s A-ness, because she’s got bigger problems to tackle in the form of a very drunk Lucas who’s ready to pick a fight with Sean. Spencer and Alex kiss, again, only to be interrupted by Noel Khan who, like anyone the girls suspect to be A, has become 10x creepier this episode. While Yasemin can’t get over Noel’s never-ending smile, Lacey can sympathise: “He’s probably so nervous because every time he’s walked in a room, everybody’s looked at him.” Lacey’s love for Noel only grows when he gaslights Aria into doubting Ezra. Yasemin is not so convinced and is quick to point out Lacey’s blossoming crush. Before Emily joins the rest of the girls at Hanna’s party, she spies Toby desperately trying to rid himself of the Casio Watch strapped to his ankle. Lacey utilises her BTEC drama skills once more when she mocks Emily as she pleads with Toby to believe that she wasn’t the one to turn her in but he refuses to give her the satisfaction. Aria
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