It’s neither big nor clever, but it can be occasionally funny. I’m Al Morton, and apparently, I enjoy tilting at windmills—whether it’s Brexit fiascos, greedy water and energy fat cats, or the free-speech warriors who’d love to tear up the Human Rights Act while shouting about liberty. I play guitar on these podcasts, and as a former programmer, rail against artificial intelligence, social media manipulation, and the influence of dark money on our political systems. If all that sounds a bit heavy, relax! Life’s too short to wallow in the hopelessness of changing anything. But what the hell, I am going to give it a go. So, grab your lance, saddle up your trusty burro, and let the windmill tilting begin!
The Al Morton Takeout
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It’s neither big nor clever, but it can be occasionally funny. I’m Al Morton, and apparently, I enjoy tilting at windmills—whether it’s Brexit fiascos, greedy water and energy fat cats, or the free-speech warriors who’d love to tear up the Human Rights Act while shouting about liberty. I play guitar on these podcasts, and as a former programmer, rail against artificial intelligence, social media manipulation, and the influence of dark money on our political systems. If all that sounds a bit heavy, relax! Life’s too short to wallow in the hopelessness of changing anything. But what the hell, I am going to give it a go. So, grab your lance, saddle up your trusty burro, and let the windmill tilting begin!
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Recent Episodes
August 11, 2024
Jazz Catastrophes, Royal Gongs & Sangría
Episode 22. In this late-election special, we dive into the murky waters of Clacton to find out if something dangerous is lurking. We explore the history of England’s favourite patron saint, St George. Can you even write dragon-slayer on your visa application? There are more ludicrous royal honours and a potential knighthood for Johnson’s dog, Dylan. I end up in hot water for playing jazz in a blues bar as experts on the GB News website warn about the perils of holidaying in Spain. Spoiler: it doesn’t involve sunburn or sangría. And finally, more antics from X, the platform formerly known as Twitter. WARNING! This podcast may contain nudity, foul language, and some truly dreadful guitar playing. Honestly, you'd probably be better off listening to something else.
October 7, 2023
The Piranhas of Benidorm
Episode 21. This special edition celebrates the spirit of HS2 cancel-culture as we salute the British green-washed, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak. I suggest alternative uses for the Bibby Stockholm ‘stop-the-boats’ prison barge. Baroness Barbie tells us about her first day in the House of Lords and I come face-to-face with the perils of The Telegraph dating App. We ask why piranha-like fish are attacking tourists around Benidorm's beaches. We also discuss a few posts on X, the pointlessly renamed Twitter. Finally, why not stick around ‘until the end and take my 15-point challenge to find out if you have been infected by the woke mind virus. WARNING! Despite its superficial nature, this podcast may include some adult themes. Listener discretion is advised.
May 25, 2023
The Rise Of The Machines
Episode 20. In this edition, we dive deeper into the world of artificial intelligence and those who seek to flood social media with AI-generated content for ad revenue and ebook sales. We find out what happens when your virtual girlfriend decides to dump you. We use a pirate treasure map to locate a Brexit benefit and drop in at the Tory Party election Death Star for a dose of anger-management therapy. In addition, we meet GB News’ democracy expert, Lady V - who wants all protesters locked up. Oooh hold my beer! And finally, get ready for a showdown with a banking app as we learn why the 2001 Space Odyssey 'pod bay doors' wouldn't open. WARNING! This podcast deals with adult themes, so hide your kids and wives!
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