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Welcome To Patchwork

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by Christian, Dion and Josh

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**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019** Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

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June 30, 2026

Patch #159 - Do You Prefer To Sit Next To, Or Opposite Someone?

Dion ordered himself something at Hungry Jack's by tacking it onto Josh's order, and Josh has been holding onto the receipt ever since. The boys try to work out whether the principle is worth more than the money ($6.90 to be exact). Then Christian wants to know: if you change tables at a restaurant, should the same seating order be kept? And should you take your water glass with you when you move tables? What about the menus? What is the waiter's responsibility?  Plus: Josh is sick of people asking if he has enough leg room in the back of a car. God it must be tough being so tall! For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week. Check out: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork">www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork</a><a href="https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork" rel="payment">Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork</a>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

June 16, 2026

Patch #158 - Is A 'Maybe' RSVP Actually A 'No'?

Josh has run the numbers on his 40th RSVPs and discovers what every host secretly suspects: a "maybe" is a "no", a non-reply is a "no", and even the yeses can't be trusted. Then Dion gets pulled into the strange social grey zone between a Marketplace transaction and a friendship. The buyer wants to grab a coffee. Is it a networking move? A genuine friendship bid? And how long can you sit on a reply before silence becomes the answer? Plus: the awkward etiquette of buying something expensive off a stranger, and where the most reasonable place is to meet. We upload all our episodes to YouTube so check us out there if you haven't already:  linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon and get a bonus Patch every off week. Check out: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork">www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork</a><a href="https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork" rel="payment">Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork</a>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

June 2, 2026

Patch #157 - If You Drop A Chopstick, Should You Ask For A New One?

Josh drops a chopstick at a restaurant and, without thinking, flags down the waiter for a new one. Dion and Christian are baffled. To them, you pick it up, you wipe it, and then you keep eating. To Josh, that's grub behaviour! We try to work out where the line is between sensible hygiene and prissy fussing, and whether wiping a fork on your t-shirt actually does anything. Then Christian gets pulled up over a request he made in a work meeting: He asked people to turn their cameras on. We try and establish when the camera-off culture took hold, and whether eating during a meeting is a fair play or rudeness of the highest order.  Plus: would you rather eat a Dorito in its current form, or shaped like a Pringle and stacked in a tube? Christian thinks Pringles have figured something out the rest of the industry hasn't. The episode closes with the three of us trying to recreate a Vangelis instrument with our noses. You'll know the bit. Follow us on Instagram, YouTube and Facebook: linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork<a href="https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork" rel="payment">Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork</a>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

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What is Welcome To Patchwork?: Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.
How often does this podcast release new episodes?: This podcast updates weekly.
Where can I listen to this podcast?: This podcast is available on 10 platforms including Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and more. You can also use the RSS feed directly.
Does this podcast accept guests?: No, this podcast does not typically feature guests.

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