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What if... the Marvel Universe was real? In 1961 the Fantastic Four revealed themselves to the world and everything changed. Mike and Ed discuss the in-universe implications of super powers, aliens, monsters and more. From how Avenger Insurance will pay for Thor's property damage to why Spider-man needs a new PR agency, its comic books discussions in a whole new way. Every issue covered in the Marvel Universe from the very beginning. Full backstory on every episode with transcripts at www.SuperSerious616.com <br/><br/><a href="https://www.superserious616.com?utm_medium=podcast">www.superserious616.com</a>

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Episode thumbnail for E207: Superheroes are the new machine guns (Journey Into Mystery #116) -- June 1965

June 30, 2023

E207: Superheroes are the new machine guns (Journey Into Mystery #116) -- June 1965

<p>In this episode:</p><p>Mike and Ed continue their discussions on what the original Avengers are doing in their post-Avengers lives. For instance, Thor now seems to be working for the American military in Vietnam. Was he drafted? Or did he consider deserting to move back to Asgard? Will super-powered individuals become the next weapon of war? Will heroes sell their services to the highest bidding country? Is there a way to stop the escalation, or is this just the new way of the world?</p><p>Behind the issue:</p><p>Stan had Thor appear in Vietnam, but never had him coordinating with the US military. Comic books in the 1940s were practically US-propaganda, and the heroes were expected to be fighting against Hitler. But in the 1960s, the writers mostly kept the heroes out of real-world conflicts. It wasn’t until the modern era that writers considered the possibility of heroes fighting in Vietnam.</p><p>In this issue:</p><p>Thor is spotted in Vietnam and shot by a hunter. The hunter then comes across an ancient temple and, through the machinations of Loki, the hunger takes over the Destroyer armour with his mind. The hunter pilots the Destroyer in a fight with Thor. Meanwhile on Asgard, Loki is imprisoned.</p><p>This episode takes place:</p><p>While people are still adjusting to “Cap’s Kooky Quartet” - and missing their “old” Avengers.</p><p>Assumed before the next episode:</p><p>People are wondering what Thor was doing in Southeast Asia.</p><p>Full transcript:</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> All right, Mike. Continuing our, where are they now? Series. We now know where Thor has been for the last couple of months.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Yeah. He's decided to take his retirement to Vietnam.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> Vietnam, you'd think with his hair like that, he would've been a conscientious objector, but no Siri, don't stereotype Thor. He is right there with the military. Right in the thick of things.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> All kidding aside, it's pretty wild that this man, or this being Thor, who's associated with, the American military and the military industrial complex has gone to Vietnam, clearly on behalf of the Americans, and intervened in international affairs. Clearly as an agent of America, or at least on America's interest. Yeah, for sure. Doesn't that make it a little more complicated over there? Is that what we wanna,</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> I think it makes it less complicated. ANCO was clear before that the Avengers were an American superhero organization that had American interest at heart. Their leader was Captain America. It's pretty clear that they were into America and hey, they were supported and run by, stark Corp, who are like basically a big American company. They're an American team now, Thor leaves the American team that he leaves the Avengers.</p><p>What does he do next? He doesn't go back up to Asgard. He goes and works for American interests in a non Avengers way.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> It seems a little, isn't it? I don't know. I find it uncomfortable that we would entrust, international diplomacy to, well, it's costume adventures.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> Well, it's not diplomacy. He's not negotiating peace treaties. He's swinging his hammer and like on a hitting North Vietcong.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> But this. But there's consequences to that though. Like aren't you worried that that's gonna lead to say, other Superpowered beings that might be drafted in by the Vietcong to fight American soldiers overseas in,</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> do the Viet Cong have a superhero?</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Not yet. Well, there you go. Not yet, but there you go. But you don't think the Chinese might have an interest in this. Have a say in it.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> That's, that, that is true. We know the Chinese do have their own superheroes. Radioactive man. Radioactive man. So, you're saying it's an escalation of the conflict. And maybe this means China sends in radioactive man, but China is not like US is directly involved in that war. China is only indirectly involved, right? They have plausible deniability. If they send in radioactive man, there goes their plausible deniability.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Well first of all, there hasn't been a military briefing or any kind of official report in that Thor is going there on the direction or in service of the United States. So, I think the United States is trying to do this if they're doing it under some kind of plausible deniability scenario, and China could do the same thing, like we don't control radioactive man.</p><p>He's just a guy who believes in our values and that's why he is fighting. He's just showing up and fighting. Showing up and fighting, and that's why he is fighting the Americans in Vietnam.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> But there's no Chinese soldiers in the vie, they're supplying them with weapons and stuff, but they're not supplying them with people I don't think. Here's the question. That's an ex escalation though. Here's, here's the question. Was Thor just drafted? Maybe he was just part of the draft.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> I don't know. Well, he might have been, but that</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> his number came up and he off he went.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> He, had to go.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> He had to go. He had no choice.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> He was gonna fly away to Asgard. But No, but I'm still thinking about deescalation,</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> other deserters run to. Canada, but not Thor. He heads to a whole intervention, flies to another, another realm, a mystical realm. Yeah. But he knew he wanted to come back to America. So he knew that if he abandoned us, we weren't gonna let him back in.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> So if I look at it and you look at it, the Vietnamese will probably look at it and the Chinese look at it that America has sent a superpowered individual to fight a battle on their behalf.</p><p>Clearly that what has happened. So I would think that the natural response would be that the Vietnamese through some kind of connection have one of their own. And then now we have, are we having our superpowered heroes and villains or people fighting each other?</p><p>Not just fighting each other, but fighting regular powered humans? Well, I think so. It's like if they think if they we're getting to a different era, I guess,</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> but I think, these people have powers and they're outta capabilities. It's almost like, if we had a really good tank, let's not use it because the other guys might bring in a big tank.</p><p>We have airplanes, let's not use airplanes cuz the other guys might have airplanes. We have an advantage over the Vietnamese right now because we have superheroes and they don't. Not using them, I think would be irresponsible. Americans would die if not for Thor. Thor is probably saving American lives right as we speak.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Yeah, but Ed, right now, America could use nuclear bombs in Vietnam, but they're not gonna, they're not, not,</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> we're not gonna use nuclear. But nuclear bombs have all sorts of like side effects that a lightning bolt from Thor, there's no radiation when he fires a lightning bolt and blows up a, nothing like a depot.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Lightning, basically Radiation?</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> No, it's, no, it's not radiation any more than the light is radiation.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Not basically, but I'm sure there is radiation that comes off of, there's certainly the light part of it and that part of the spectrum.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> Yeah, but there's no radiation. It's not radioactive.</p><p>When you get hit by lightning, you're not gonna cause cancer when you get hit by lightning. Now you may die when you get hit by lightning, but it's not gonna cause future cancers.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> But my point is that America could use nuclear weapons, but they don't because they don't, they know that that could lead to an escalation.</p><p>So isn't sending a superhero in kind of similar thing?</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> It's more than an escalation response. Yes. Yes. I think it's a big, we should not be using nuclear weapons. We don't want to go down that route. But a superhero is not a nuclear weapon. We use superheroes all the time. We use superheroes all the time for, we use superheroes when stilt man attacks New York City, we're not gonna drop a nuclear weapon on Stilt Man.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> No, but the difference is that there's a difference between fighting crime in the city and then going to another nation. To affect foreign policy through, excessive force similar to a nuclear bomb sending, I think a superpower person's gonna do the, achieve the same result.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> I feel that the Vietnam War is already at the excessive force stage. We're, we're not like, this is devastating. Let's have a, let's have a very stern conversation with them. Like there's people shooting at each other there there's war happening, there's helicopters and bombs and Tanks and so why shouldn't Thor be involved to, to help put an end to this thing</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> But this is a devastating next step. I mean the fact that you say it's irresponsible for them not to use Thor means, cuz you know, he's gonna be particularly effective. Much like individuals are bombed. Yeah, I think so. Why don't, so doesn't this lead to other nations around the world saying like, well better get some more superpowered individuals and then it gets into a bidding war. We've already talked about how the Avengers used to be a bunch of strangers who kind of got together very powerful and they've basically disbanded. And now it's like a bunch of former villains, you know, who are now with Captain America, which is pretty bizarre to say that they,</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> Maybe this makes even more sense now, right? If you have these people like. Quicksilver and the witch and the Hawkeye. And your choice is, hey, bring them onto the Avengers and make them part of our team. Or let them become free agents and join the Soviets. Maybe that makes the most sense that we brought them onto the team.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Maybe, but are we not getting to an era? Mercenaries, the superheros turning to mercenaries. What keeps them loyal to one particular ideology over another? I don't know, like is the American structure better than, the American democracy better than other forms of political philosophies in governments?</p><p> You talk to every American I've ever spoken with, they'd say, no, it's the best. But other nations have different approaches to, policy, politics, and governments and structures and say, no.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> We had this in World War ii, right? We were the most attractive there was a lot of scientists that said, oh, you know what? Let's help the US build the atomic bomb because we want them to have it not the other guys. And those, a lot of those scientists came from Germany, but they said, no. Mm-hmm We wanna work for America. Or they came from Soviet Russia with, no, we wanna work for America because we think that you guys. We are freedom loving and as problematic as the US has been over the years doing many, many things they probably shouldn't have.</p><p>The alternatives seem to be a lot worse and superhero superheros are lining up behind that. They're realizing that better to work for America than work for the other guys</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> for now. But what happens if , For instance, let's just pick our neighbor to the north, let's say in Canada. They just decide to say up the ante to get a superpowered individual that could lead to say, battling other nations. So they became more war monering because you know that America's, you know, might</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> Canada becomes the, the war Moner. Yes, the war moner. You can call me either their hockey sticks, you can call me captain. Boring. That's</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> not boring captain, but they go. But my point is that, is that any nation.</p><p>If they for the right price could get a superpowered individual who might think, you know, I like their philosophy too and we know that American might has led to American, financial benefits as well, right? I mean they, people don't just think America's great and that's why America does so well financially.</p><p>No, we're great because they make great movies. Make great movies and actually use their money and their might to influence world markets. And so who's to say that the long plan might be like, say, great Britain might just start building up their SUPERPOWERED individuals so that they can basically go and effect world affairs through the superheroes.</p><p>That that would then lead to increasing their financial, um, that's, that's</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> okay with that. Take America with that. They're not gonna take out Amer London is gay. This is not the American Revolution. America. If Britain, Britain, Britain is our ally, if Britain is more successful, now's good. That's good.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Thor just, Thor just got sent into Vietnam. I'm just saying that we're on the prey, I think of changing how, international affairs are structured and how disputes are resolved if we're getting into sending superheroes to other nations. To fight on a base, on an ideological basis against other nations</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> superheroes, adjust the next technology.</p><p>I feel like Mike, you'd be against using the airplane in World War I. You'd be like, no. If we use the airplane, maybe they'll use the airplane. Oh no. That'd be terrible. That'll be planes flying everywhere. That'll be the end of world order. No, as long as we make more airplanes than they do, we'll be fine.</p><p>And we're making more superheroes than everybody else in the world combined.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> But I think one of the main things that came out, the difference between World War Well, sorry. World War I, what was a game changer was the machine gun, right? The mechanized instruments of slaughter and death and destruction.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> Well, now you're just giving the machine gun a bad name.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> I. Who would, right. But like, and it, and</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> it, it think of all the good the machine gun did, could like, but</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> it affected the world. It definitely affected the world and you might say, well, it's better. I don't know if it is, but it certainly changed it. I'm saying that we're the press p where we might be getting outta control because now wars are, so, the reason why we don't get into a war with the U S S R right now, is because it'll be so destructive. Because we've evolved our technology to the point that we could just destroy the world many times over.</p><p>Are we not just pivoting towards superheroes where we could destroy the world many times over through them? Frightened dead. I'm frightened.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> All right. Well, I think it is what it is though, Mike. I feels, it feels like, just like we couldn't hold back the machine gun in World War I, I don't think we hold back superheroes anymore.</p><p>I feel like the cat's outta the bag or the Thor is out of the. Helicopter.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> The hammers outta the clasp towards bells</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> the hammers outta the clasp. It's the new catchy phrase, and you heard it here first.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Kids. Kids these days and their sayings.</p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://www.superserious616.com?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_1">www.superserious616.com</a>

Episode thumbnail for E206: When they tell you what they are, believe them (Amazing Spider-Man #26) -- June 1965

June 23, 2023

E206: When they tell you what they are, believe them (Amazing Spider-Man #26) -- June 1965

<p>In this episode:</p><p>Mike and Ed discuss how the Goblin and the Crime Master may be the same person. Also, the Green Goblin is now clearly a villain. His early work attacking crime families seems to just have been so he can consolidate organized crime under his own leadership. Ed admits his earlier errors and Mike helps Ed understand that goblins are, historically, not known for their altruism. What does it say about Mr. Fantastic?</p><p>Behind the issue:</p><p>This is the first appearance of the Crime Master (he dies in the next issue, and unlike most dead villains is never resurrected - at least as of this writing in 2023). In the issue Stan leads the reader (and Spider-man) to believe that Fredrick Foswell (formerly the Big Man, now “reformed”) is secretly The Crime Master. When it turns out that Foswell was actually on the side of good and the Crime Master’s secret identity was someone who had never been mentioned before, Spider-man says something about how “sometimes it’s just a random guy”. In the future Stan will write another reverse and Foswell will go back to being a villain, but for now he is one of the heroes of the story. </p><p>In this issue:</p><p>The Green Goblin meets up with the Crime-Master to see if he will join forces with him to take over the criminal underworld of New York City. But the Crime-Master declines. A crime cold war begins anew.</p><p>It turns out that the Crime-Master is actually Frederick Foswell, the allegedly reformed Big Man who has returned after his stint in prison to work as a newspaper reporter again for the Daily Bugle.</p><p>Anyway, Spider-Man gets caught up in the middle of this crime cold war, and the Goblin captures him. The Goblin takes an unconscious Spider-Man to a crime meeting that the Crime-Master had set up to announce that he was the leader of NYC’s criminals - but the Goblin has other plans.</p><p>This episode takes place:</p><p>Around the time of a crime cold war in New York City.</p><p>Assumed before the next episode:</p><p>People are wondering what Thor was doing in Southeast Asia - and also why costumed criminals are making a splashy play for power in New York.</p><p>Full transcript:</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> Uh, Mike, the green goblin, I stand corrected. Green Goblin is not a hero. He is not a good guy. He,</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> shocker Ed. Just a but the shocker,</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> so Mike, I admit when I'm wrong. I admit that even though he was doing a heroic thing, trying to take down crime families, he was not doing it for a good reason.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> He wasn't altruistic.</p><p>He wasn't just like, you know what? I wanna, you know what I do? My spare time is just take down, and weaken crime families and just let them just see what happens afterwards. It turns out he was trying to take them over.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> So, there's a difference whether it's the meaning behind the action that's important or the effect that's important. And if the effect was to eliminate crime, may, maybe he was, maybe he was a good guy even in spite of himself. Uh, okay. It's, it's a stretch.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> That's a bit of a stretch, Eddie. Like, I mean, look, what I think is that, the last time we spoke about this, you were saying, Hey, it looks like the green goblin is a hero.</p><p>And you can't read too much into it, I guess. But if I was. Talking to you. I said, ed, going forward, I want you to refer to me as the ogre. You'd be like, you'd say Mike, like, what's going on with you? I'd say, I don't know. I just want you to, I want you to call me an ogre.</p><p>You know, believe me then there might be a problem and I might view myself negatively. And so if someone says, I'm the green goblin, you're basically saying, I am scary. I am someone to fear I'm not a hero.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> En vain, probably vain or, no. Envious. Envious. Isn't it? Green with envy. Agree with envy, an envious,</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> there's no goblin, there no goblin in history. You're like, you know, like, I like that guy. I think, you know, I'd like to maybe hire him as a babysitter. It's a goblin. They eat children. This is what goblins are like. They have riddles and it's just, they're not good.</p><p>So they're negative.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> Yeah, but we can't just, it's not just the name. Like what about Spider-Man? Spider-Man is a hero, but people don't like spiders. People are terrified of spiders.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> And people don't really like Spider-Man, ed. We talked about this before about how Spider-Man isn't, we think it might be the mass, but it may very well be because he's naming himself after an insect that no one likes. Like it's just</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> call himself the honey beak, make honey for you.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Or maybe not do non insect related. I'm sure that you could have come up with a different costume and named himself like, I dunno, the hawk or something just jumped or whatever. Or something. But anyways, my point is that sometimes we don't really have to look that far past the name, because I think they're telling us what they think of themselves. Like we know that, say, captain America obviously thinks highly of himself and wants to in America project something. And America I bet be he cares America. America, he wants to be a representative of America. He is trying to project a positivity, right? Like Ironman is strong symbol. They're trying to act heroically, like Thor, whether Thor really is a God from Norse mythology. If he isn't and he's just a guy with crazy powers, he obviously thinks highly of himself and wants to project as a hero.</p><p>Those are things that are different than, say, the goblin who's telling us, this is who I am. You know, Thor says, I want you to think of me as this striking Norris hero. And the goblin is the opposite.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> So what you're, what you're saying is we should start judging more books by their covers.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> I think we gotta take it as a hint, I think it's fair to say that you look at even the Fantastic four The Thing clearly has some self-esteem issues and he does look like a rocky monster, whereas Mr. Fantastic has zero problem. He wants everyone to know how wonderful he is.</p><p>And again, he's probably, again, we've had the conversation similar to this. He probably isn't the nicest guy cuz he's, he's on the team with The Thing. He's obviously making, he's bragging about how going into space, And getting bombarded cosmic rays was awesome, Mr. Fantastic. It's amazing.</p><p>And then, and then his teammate's like, oh, I'm The Thing. It just tells us that Mr. Fantastic probably isn't that fantastic, really. But at least he thinks he is. And he's projecting as a hero.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> So you're saying, so, so the go, the Goblin thinks he's a goblin.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> He thinks he's a bad guy and then it turns out he was, and you heard it and you kind of twisted yourself into some, you know, some, some knots.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> I'm a consequentialist Mike. At the end of the day, what happens is what matters. What happens is what matters. You got the best intentions in the world, like those communists, I'm sure they were trying to be all but love and sharing and trying to help everybody, and that the result was millions of people died Under Stalin, consequentialist, Mike, what matters is what happens, not what the intentions were.</p><p>And so the goblin had really bad intentions, but he stopped some crime.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> I think he should read more books, ed?</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> I think so. I think so. Okay. Well, so anyway, so the situation we're at right now is that the goblin is clearly moved from, being good in a consequentialist ba basis, but being bad in intention basis, just being bad all around. He's like, they, they think they battle around. The goblin might actually be the crime master. They're the same person. If not the same person, they're definitely working together. They're trying to take out all the other criminal underworld, combine them into one, not just take them out, but just amalgamate them into one group all under the goblin and the crime master, or well, or if they're one in the same, so that's what's going on.</p><p>Clearly bad dudes. Clearly bad, but, if you're gonna use the names, a goblin isn't going to be the master of crime. The goblin is gonna be the little minion running around, but he's projecting out like master of crime now, the head of the underworld.</p><p>So he's moving past his name and maybe that's why he's changing it to the crime master.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Maybe, but it's not, again, that's not saying too, too, too, too far. I mean one name isn't supposed to explain someone's core identity. It's just that he's not good.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> That's what you said point, I thought you said it all.</p><p>Not about the core identity.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> No. You're saying, you're saying he's more of a minion because of his name, like No, no, he's, he's just a bad dude. I'm saying that when they tell you who they are, like say the brotherhood of evil mutants, they're probably the evil mutants. You know, if they say the Avengers, they're probably the, they're probably trying to, you know, avenge a lot.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> What are they fantastic for? Think they're wonderful. What are the Avengers Avening, are they Avening? Anything in particular? Just in general?</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Well, it's a positive message.</p><p></p><p></p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://www.superserious616.com?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_1">www.superserious616.com</a>

Episode thumbnail for E205: They Don't Make Villains Like They Used to (Daredevil #8) -- June 1965

June 16, 2023

E205: They Don't Make Villains Like They Used to (Daredevil #8) -- June 1965

<p>Thank you for staying with us as we missed another week last week. Edward is traveling with his family this summer, making recording difficult. We still have a half dozen episodes recorded and we will trickle them out over the summer months, but there may be a few weeks this summer without an episode. But we have some fun ones coming! This one made me laugh while I was editing it… Enjoy!</p><p>In this episode:</p><p>Mike and Ed discuss Daredevil’s recent loss to Stilt-Man. Does Daredevil even have any super powers? If not, is he just a crazy man who swings from building to building with a grapple hook? And what’s up with Stilt-Man? Did he choose his own name? Why doesn’t he have extendable arms as well? Is this all a joke? And if so, how did the “joke” defeat Daredevil? </p><p>Behind the issue:</p><p>This is the first appearance of Stilt-Man, who goes on to try out names like “Stilty” and “Daddy Long Legs”. By the end of the issue, Stilt-Man is defeated and shrunk into nothingness. That does not stop him, though, as he comes back to be active in the Marvel Universe through to the present day (he is killed by the Punisher at one point, but his clone continues to use his stilts for villainy).</p><p>In this issue:</p><p>A new villain appears on the scene - Stilt-Man - and he starts his career of villainy by robbing a helicopter mid-flight. Seems complicated for a heist, but there you have it. In any event, Daredevil tries to take Stilt-Man down after the heist, but does not succeed. Back in his civilian guise as Matt Murdock, Daredevil takes on a new client, Wilbur Day, who hires Matt to sue his boss Mr. Kaxton, who has stolen his patent. As the case goes on, Stilt Man continues his crime spree. It is eventually revealed that Wilbur is Stilt-Man. He goes on the run from Daredevil, and eventually, he is hoisted on his own petard when he accidentally turns his shrinking ray on himself, shrinking him to apparent nothingness.</p><p>This episode takes place:</p><p>After the short reign of Stilt-Man comes to an end.</p><p>Assumed before the next episode:</p><p>People did not really think much about Stilt-Man.</p><p>Full transcript:</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> Mike Daredevil is not dead, but he has been pretty badly injured, and I think this is what you get when you have someone who's just a vigilante with no real powers trying to take on super villains.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Well, wait a minute. I don't know if he's spoken about this before, but is he a normal guy?</p><p>Just in a funny costume, like he seems fine. He define seems similar.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> Well, define normal. You say normal to what does normal mean?</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Okay, so Spider-Man isn't normal, right? We know Spider-Man. Spiderman isn't normal. Climb balls and he's swinging from building to building. But what do we know about Daredevil? He fights on rooftops and kind of swings down from rooftops. Like, I could not,</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> but he swings on a grappling hook. You could swing at a grappling hook.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> No, there's, there's a, there's a zero chance, even in the best shape of my life, would I use a grappling hook to swing from one building to another without a net?</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> I'm not saying is something, I'm not saying it's a smart thing to do, but I'm saying you could do it. I think if push came to shove, I have faith in you, Mike. I think you could swing from a building to building. It's in a rope. You could, all you have to is hold onto the rope. Just hold onto the rope.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Ed, have you ever gone to a cottage on a lake in the summer we're gonna a swimming hole and there's a rope? Yeah. And the rope it's tied to a branch overhanging in the water Sure. And the rope. And you grab the rope and you swing out. Yeah.</p><p>That is still scary. Cause if you don't let go in time and you go back to shore and you let go, then you land on the rocks. Yeah. That's bad. As opposed to the water. So would I swing like that without the water? No,</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> well, I'm not saying you would do it because you, cuz you have more sense than Daredevil does. Are you saying Daredevil's superpower is he's unafraid</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> The man with no fear. I mean, he is. Pretty fearless, I suppose. But my point isn't that, that's what you would say is his superpower, is my take is that he, I think he has, he must have a superpower. He can't just be a regular guy in great shape who's like, no, cuz like, it seems like swinging from building to building isn't necessary to do what he's doing either.</p><p>It's like, you know what I mean? It seems like, it seems like almost like an add-on, like gratus gratuitous s**t. Gratuitous. Yeah. Like, and it would be exhausting, think about Ed. I don't know the last time you tried to do a pull up or a chin up, but imagine that and</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> I can do pullups and chin-ups.</p><p>I can do that.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Okay. They're hard cause you're lifting your full body weight up. Now imagine you're doing that a few times through the evening and then you fight. Super villain. I mean, it does seem that's,</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> I'm saying he's making poor choices with his life.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Okay. Okay. So either he's making poor choices and he has no fear, or he's got some kind of superpower. So anyways, you and I were talking about that, but you mentioned Daredevil and</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> yeah. And then you went off on how superpowered he is and I don't know if he actually is, I think Thank you. He, he clearly has exceptional abilities, right? Whether those are super abilities or not, it feels like he's in the Captain America style. Then Captain America some sort of super soldier. Yeah. But, but he's not, he can't breathe fire. He can't fly, he can't stick to walls. And I think Daredevil's in the same class, he's Clearly very athletic. But man, is he athletic take on super villains. What's just happened is he was very soundly defeated by, basically a guy in battle armor with really long legs.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> You know what? They're calling him, ed,</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> they're calling him the stilt man. The villain, the stil man.</p><p>Stil man.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> It's just, it, it's just, it's just ridiculous. I don't mind, I love, and you and I, obviously we have, we have a show about this. I do love how humanity is evolving in these new things we're seeing, but, Doesn't it seem like we're scraping the bottle of the barrel for the influences, where you're naming yourself and your whole persona, your super villain persona is based on, in this case, stilts.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> Well, did he name himself stilt matter or did the media name him Stilt Man? Well, I don't know, but they, but that's what he has. He wasn't having a press, he wasn't having a press release. He was just going out and robbing things and the poor guy got labeled as a stilt guy. Well, okay, but we got it. It should have . Called him, I don't know. Armor Battle man.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> It'd be better, but he's clearly got some kind of body armor. That's fine. Yeah. And bullets, power bullets off him. Right.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> And he can got that he stole from a helicopter. He used his well, his stilts to extend upward and then, stole from a helicopter that the helicopter thought they were safe.</p><p>They're like, nobody can get us up here because there's no such thing as a flying villain. Oh, wait a minute. Or a stilt villain that just came up and sell.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> It's just, that's the defining. Feature of it is that whatever you wanna, like stilts is what they are. He has these extendable stilts and it just seems so stupid. It's just, I don't know, for all that technology, first of all, it's impressive. It's an impressive engineering feat to say if a helicopter is 500, a thousand feet in the air, To basically be able to extend your stilts up a thousand feet and not fall over.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> And then, and then, yeah, balance.</p><p>Look at the balance on that guy.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> It's incredible. It's incredible technology. It's just that</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> I would argue he probably more impressive than a grappling hook.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> I would give you that, but The Thing is, but why would you do that? Why would you spend all that engineering, why would you direct your energy towards that engineering feed where he could have created something else?</p><p>Except, unless he's just going for the sort of the whimsy of, I'm a guy that has stills. I'm like really tall.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> He built like these hydraulic extension things that are, I think are really if you built this hydraulic extension technology and you decided you wanted to go and use it for crime?</p><p> What type of battle suit would you maybe I'd have extending arms too. I'd have like extension arms to go.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> The arms are way more practical. Yeah, but the think with the power you'd have. Bam.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> But they can do the same thing with his legs. He just kick people with like his big extension. Legs and kicks are more dangerous than arms.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> He's not, he's extending the stilt so that he can perfectly time getting in front of a helicopter and hoping the helicopter doesn't just turn around or just,</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> if it does, he can, can chase after climb. They go fast. He can run, his steps per minute could be very low and he could still achieve very high velocity.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> We haven't seen any film of this, and I'd like to because that would be interesting. But anyways, the point I'm making though is I hate it. I hate the idea that we've gotten to the point in this marvelous age of heroes and villains and super scientists and aliens and gods, and it's like, you know what? We've kind of run our course. Let's have. A stilt based hero or villain? Villain. Villain. Like a psychic ladder. Ladder boy. Like any, you know, like tall guy.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> I think you can be cynical on his name, but clearly Daredevil has a better name than stilt man, but like this guy defeated Daredevil. And so whatever superpowers you think Daredevil has, apparently they were not powerful enough to defeat this poor villain that you're mocking.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Oh no, I agree with you on that. Even though I think the daredevil must have some powers, powers are not, he's probably exhausted by the time he flipped around and grappled through the city to then fight the stilt guy.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> But he has to grapple up the stilt man. You can't even get to him with those grappling hook that grapple is doing a lot of lifting,</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> silly. Whether you're defeated daredevil or not. I just find it so silly. And I, maybe I'm okay. Don't take this the wrong way, but I feel like you and I put a lot of energy into our show talking about these amazing people, good and bad, and then along comes still, it kind of just undercuts everything we're talking about where that's what it is.</p><p>It just seems so silly.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> He's not undercutting anything. He's way up high in the sky. Everything is below him.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> I just like to take his legs out cuz it just bothers me.</p><p><strong>Edward:</strong> Take his legs out.</p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://www.superserious616.com?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_1">www.superserious616.com</a>

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