You've Been Blacklisted
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Podcast Overview
<p><strong>You’ve Been Blacklisted is a fast-paced gameshow-podcast where host Matt Black</strong> presides over two guests battling to banish life’s little irritations to the Blacklist. It’s part comedy roast, part catharsis.</p><br><p><strong>How it works</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Five rounds:</strong> Films, Quotes, Nostalgia, Black Mirror (modern life/tech), and Songs.</li><li><strong>Head-to-head picks:</strong> Each guest nominates one thing per round to “blacklist.”</li><li><strong>Host’s verdict:</strong> Matt chooses one winner per round.</li><li><strong>Tally time:</strong> Most round wins = <strong>Blacklister of the Week</strong>.</li><li><strong>Prize:</strong> The coveted <strong>“You’ve Been Blacklisted”</strong> T-shirt.</li><li>Expect quick wit, playful arguments, and standout one-liners.</li></ul><p><br></p><p><strong>About the host - Matt Black</strong></p><p>Raised in sunny Shrewsbury, he moved to the Black Country in 1999, living in Cannock and now Walsall. Married, divorced and remarried, he has four children, making family life busy and joyful. Matt is a charity trustee and seasoned sales professional.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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June 11, 2026
A Tamagotchi Having a Sh*t
<p>In this episode of You've Been Blacklisted, host Matt Black is back in the Love Shack with Radio Ed and two guests from WLV Plumbing and Heating - Scott Irving and David Robinson. Two heating engineers, one show, and absolutely no shortage of opinions.</p><br><p>Across five rounds of debate, Scott and David go head to head over overrated films, empty corporate phrases, childhood things that haven't aged well, modern life annoyances and songs that have long outstayed their welcome. As always, the arguments are passionate, the justifications are questionable and nothing gets resolved - which is entirely the point.</p><br><p><strong>Key Takeaways</strong></p><p><strong>The Shawshank Redemption is good but not the greatest film of all time.</strong></p><p>Scott's case was simple - a film that made 16 million dollars at the box office and got zero Oscars has no business sitting at the top of the IMDb charts for years. It is everyone's default favourite, which is precisely why it is overrated. The tunnel alone defies belief.</p><br><p><strong>Teamwork makes the dream work is not even a rhyme.</strong></p><p>David's central objection was airtight - work and work is not a rhyme, it is the same word used twice. The phrase gets printed on office walls and LinkedIn posts by people who ignored their colleagues' emails that morning.</p><br><p><strong>Follow your dreams only works for about six percent of people.</strong></p><p>Scott had done his research. Only six percent of adults land the job of their dreams, which means for the other ninety-four the advice is just noise. If everyone genuinely followed their dreams, nobody would build roads, fit boilers or look after the kids on Wednesday night.</p><br><p><strong>Dry robes were invented for surfers and belong at the beach - not the school run.</strong></p><p>David's argument was precise. A product that genuinely solves a real problem for cold water swimmers has been ruined by people wearing them to Aldi in fourteen degrees. At a hundred and sixty pounds a time, they have also become a status symbol dressed up as practicality.</p><br><p><strong>Verification codes are maddening but they do actually work.</strong></p><p>Scott's frustration was relatable - forgotten passwords, codes sent to email accounts you cannot access, and a Papa John's order that takes twenty minutes longer than it should. Matt blacklisted them anyway, against his better judgement, because the irritation outweighed the logic on the day.</p><br><p><strong>Key Moments</strong></p><p>"If everyone followed their dreams there would be no roads to drive on. Nobody dreams of tarmacking a road."</p><br><p>"A dry robe is a duvet with arms. And people are wearing them to Costa."</p><br><p>"My Way has become the national anthem for people who have not done anything their way." </p><br><p><strong>About You've Been Blacklisted</strong></p><p>You've Been Blacklisted is the show where small annoyances get treated like they should be illegal. Hosted by Matt Black from Matte Black Marketing, each episode brings two guests together for five rounds of debate, strong opinions and absolutely no resolution.</p><br><p>It is the podcast where logic takes a day off and the smallest inconvenience gets dragged through the mud. If you have a grievance that deserves a hearing, this is the show for you.</p><br><p><strong>How to Get in Touch</strong></p><p>You've Been Blacklisted is brought to you by Matte Black Marketing.</p><p>Guests this episode: Scott Irving and David Robinson - WLV Plumbing and Heating</p><p>If you enjoyed this episode, subscribe, leave a five-star review and come back for more righteous nitpicking.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
May 14, 2026
I Don't Like Blue Movies
<p>In this episode of You've Been Blacklisted, host Matt Black is back in the Love Shack with Radio Ed and two new guests - Cheryl Turner, copywriter and founder of Wordy Bird, and Dave Hardy, IT consultant and founder of 5 Computing.</p><br><p>Across five rounds of debate, the four of them go head-to-head over overrated films, overused words, nostalgia that doesn't hold up, modern life annoyances and songs that have outstayed their welcome. The arguments are strong; the justifications are questionable and absolutely nothing gets resolved - which is exactly the point.</p><br><p><strong>Key Takeaways</strong></p><p><strong>Avatar divides opinion but probably shouldn't be blacklisted.</strong></p><p>Cheryl couldn't see what the fuss was about and still can't. Dave thought it was genuinely brilliant. Matt sat in the middle - he enjoyed it at the time but wouldn't rush to rewatch it. The consensus was that whatever you think of the story, the technology alone earned it a pass.</p><br><p><strong>Lucozade used to mean something.</strong></p><p>For a generation, a bottle of Lucozade meant you were properly ill and being looked after. Now it means you've got a gym membership you probably don't use. Cheryl missed the orange cellophane. Ed admitted he drinks it daily. The memories survived even if the brand didn't.</p><br><p><strong>Playgrounds were brilliant and terrifying in equal measure.</strong></p><p>Dave's memories of concrete floors, witch's hat roundabouts and genuinely dangerous equipment were vivid and mostly fond. The modern version - soft surfaces, no corners, no real danger - is safer but somehow emptier. The real hazard these days is the teenagers who've taken them over.</p><br><p><strong>Massive burgers with sticks in the middle have gone too far.</strong></p><p>Cheryl's case was simple - if you need a skewer to stop it falling over, it is no longer a burger. Matt agreed. Dave did not, on the grounds that burgers are never big enough. Radio Ed, predictably, was fully in favour of more meat.</p><br><p><strong>Key Moments</strong></p><p>"People have used it wrong so often it became right. The dictionary had to adjust." - on the word literally</p><br><p>"Lucozade used to mean you were dying. Now it means you've got a gym membership you don't use."</p><br><p>"They took all the danger away from the park and put it in the teenagers." </p><br><p>"If it needs a stick, it's too big. It's not a hamburger."</p><br><p><strong>About You've Been Blacklisted</strong></p><p>You've Been Blacklisted is the show where small annoyances get treated like they should be illegal. Hosted by Matt Black from Matte Black Marketing, each episode brings two guests together for five rounds of debate, strong opinions and absolutely no resolution.</p><p>It is the podcast where logic takes a day off and the smallest inconvenience gets dragged through the mud. If you have a grievance that deserves a hearing, this is the show for you.</p><br><p><strong>How to Get in Touch</strong></p><p>You've Been Blacklisted is brought to you by Matt Black Marketing.</p><p>Guests this episode:</p><p>Cheryl Turner - Wordy Bird: www.wordybird.co.uk</p><p>Dave Hardy - 5 Computing: ask around, he'll come to you.</p><p>If you enjoyed this episode, subscribe, leave a five star review and come back for more righteous nitpicking.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
April 30, 2026
Twiddle My Knob And It’ll Work Again
<p>In this episode of You’ve Been Blacklisted, host Matt Black welcomes Jim Lewington (Orbits IT) and Michael “Mickey the Mortgage” Muir (PlanGuard Finance) into the Love Shack for five rounds of petty grievances, with Radio Ed chiming in. Films, quotes, nostalgia, modern-life nonsense and songs go head-to-head, one gets blacklisted each round, and the winner takes Blacklister of the Week (and the T-shirt).</p><br><p><strong>Key Takeaways</strong></p><p>The Game Plan: Five rounds — Films, Quotes, Nostalgia, Black Mirror Moments, and Songs. Matt judges; no appeals.</p><br><p>Round 1 – Films: Jim nominates Super Size Me (a “bleeding obvious” doc later surrounded by controversy). Michael nominates Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (Jar Jar Binks, prequel regret). </p><br><p>Round 2 – Quotes: Michael nominates people saying “LOL” out loud. Jim nominates the word “super” (especially on LinkedIn: “super excited” = usually not). </p><br><p>Round 3 – Nostalgia: Jim targets wrestling (fake and baffling it still exists). Michael targets 70s kids’ TV presenters (nostalgia ruined by later scandals). </p><br><p>Round 4 – Black Mirror Moments: Michael nominates filmed “kindness” content (helping people for clicks). Jim nominates streaming services adding adverts (paying to avoid ads… again).</p><br><p>Round 5 – Songs: Jim nominates Coldplay – “Yellow” (the beginning of “bland, insipid” dominance). Michael nominates “God Save the King” being used as England’s anthem at sport. </p><br><p><strong>Best Moments</strong></p><p>“Small annoyances get treated like full blown crimes against humanity.” — Matt’s show thesis.</p><br><p>Jim’s LinkedIn rage: “Super excited” is the tell that you’re not excited at all.</p><br><p>Michael’s ethics grenade: “stop filming yourself being kind, just be kind.”</p><br><p>Streaming services: we escaped adverts, paid to avoid adverts… and now pay again to avoid them.</p><br><p><strong>About the guest - Michael Muir</strong></p><p>Michael “Mickey the Mortgage” Muir is a mortgage and insurance adviser at PlanGuard Finance, with 25 years’ experience helping people buy their first home, remortgage, and protect what matters. Known for straight-talking guidance and calm problem-solving, he supports clients through lender hurdles, paperwork and options so they can make confident decisions. Michael works with homeowners and buyers across the UK, aiming to secure the right deal, reduce costs where possible, and make the process feel clear and stress-free.</p><br><p><strong>About the guest - Jim Lewington</strong></p><p>Jim Lewington is the founder of Orbits IT, supporting businesses with reliable, no-nonsense IT services for teams of around 5 to 300 users. With 16 years’ experience, he helps organisations keep systems secure, stable and running smoothly, solving issues fast, simplifying tech, and removing headaches before they become disasters. Originally built in South Wales and now based in the Midlands, Jim is known for straight-talking advice, sharp humour and a practical approach that makes IT feel clear, not complicated.</p><br><p><strong>About the host - Matt Black</strong></p><p>Raised in sunny Shrewsbury, he moved to the Black Country in 1999, living in Cannock and now Walsall. Married, divorced and remarried, he has four children, making family life busy and joyful. Matt is a charity trustee and seasoned sales professional.</p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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- What is You've Been Blacklisted?
<p><strong>You’ve Been Blacklisted is a fast-paced gameshow-podcast where host Matt Black</strong> presides over two guests battling to banish life’s little irritations to the Blacklist. It’s part comedy roast, part catharsis.</p><br><p><strong>How it works</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Five rounds:</strong> Films, Quotes, Nostalgia, Black Mirror (modern life/tech), and Songs.</li><li><strong>Head-to-head picks:</strong> Each guest nominates one thing per round to “blacklist.”</li><li><strong>Host’s verdict:</strong> Matt chooses one winner per round.</li><li><strong>Tally time:</strong> Most round wins = <strong>Blacklister of the Week</strong>.</li><li><strong>Prize:</strong> The coveted <strong>“You’ve Been Blacklisted”</strong> T-shirt.</li><li>Expect quick wit, playful arguments, and standout one-liners.</li></ul><p><br></p><p><strong>About the host - Matt Black</strong></p><p>Raised in sunny Shrewsbury, he moved to the Black Country in 1999, living in Cannock and now Walsall. Married, divorced and remarried, he has four children, making family life busy and joyful. Matt is a charity trustee and seasoned sales professional.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> - How often does this podcast release new episodes?
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