The Timewaster 9000
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Podcast Overview
<p>A comedy-focused Magic: the Gathering podcast. Tune in to hear Miller and Alex yell about cardboard squares, and everything else the world has to offer.</p>
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Publishing Since
11/19/2025
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Recent Episodes
July 7, 2026
Sleeper Cards
<p>The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about cards we thought would be straight buns, but turned out to be pretty good. Tune in to hear us chat about being wrong since 2019, picking the wrong deck for a big tournament, and having bronchitis at the Regional Championship.</p><p>Find all our social medias here: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://timewaster9000.com/">https://timewaster9000.com/</a> </p><p>Play our daily game! <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://timewaster9000.com/stack/">https://timewaster9000.com/stack/</a> </p><p>Join our community Discord! <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY">https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY</a> </p><p>If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000">https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000</a> </p><p>If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000">https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000</a></p>
June 30, 2026
Types of Guy
<p>The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about the lovely (and not so lovely) types of people you'll encounter at your friendly neighborhood game store. Join us to chat about guys too stupid to tell if they're cheating, people who force their partners to play commander, and microwaving frogs. </p><p>Find all our social medias here: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://timewaster9000.com/">https://timewaster9000.com/</a> </p><p>Join our community Discord! <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY">https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY</a> </p><p>If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000">https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000</a> </p><p>If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000">https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000</a></p>
June 23, 2026
Our Favorite Bannings
<p>The Timewaster 9000 Crew thanks our lucky stars that these cards have been banned. Join us as we talk about Wizard's design mistakes, a commander table for one, and messing with people's dice while they're going off. </p><p>Find all our social medias here: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://timewaster9000.com/">https://timewaster9000.com/</a> </p><p>Join our community Discord! <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY">https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY</a> </p><p>If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000">https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000</a> </p><p>If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000">https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000</a></p>
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- What is The Timewaster 9000?
<p>A comedy-focused Magic: the Gathering podcast. Tune in to hear Miller and Alex yell about cardboard squares, and everything else the world has to offer.</p> - How often does this podcast release new episodes?
This podcast updates daily.
- Where can I listen to this podcast?
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No, this podcast does not typically feature guests.
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